第1章
woniangshengxialeyiduilongfengtai,wenposhuoxiaoshaoyegangchushengjiumeileqixi。
zhiyouwozhidaotameisi,yinweitazaiwodeshentili。
shiwusuineinianruixiaohouyeyunawoweiceshi。
「woshihouyezhizi,nibuguoshiyixiaoxiaoshilangzhinv,ceshidoushitaigaole,niyoushenmebuyuande。」
guchenshengzaiwoxinlimadehenzang。
wojiangshentirangjitakongzhi,tayijiaotixiangruixiaohouyedexiashen,「xiangrangxiaoyezuoceshi,niyepei。」
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yemujianglin,huadengchushang,zhengshigongyangongchoujiaocuojian,beiguoshichendaizhenonghoudezuiyijiangmaotouduizhunlewo,「tingwendachujinguoburangxumei,buzhiguifeizhizunkeyirushi?」
xijianqitashichenganmangtuishuotaheduole,woxinlilengxiao,nalishiheduo,buguoshijiejiufengxingshi,zhiyinwofangjianbuxuewushudechuanwenfengmi,yucuowodachumianzibale。
yipangdehuangdizezuanjinshouzhongjiubei,meitoujinsuopoweiweinandekanzhewo。
woduanqijiubeiyutabeizhanqingpenghouweixiaohuiwang。
tameixinshunjianshuzhankaihuaidao,「neijiuxinkuguifeile。」
xingjinchangjian,wojiangshentijiaojiguchensheng。
tachulaidaizhewodeshentisuizouleshualeyitaojianwu。
businverjiadejiaorou,jinxianyingzisashuang,wudaochangkuaixingfenzhijishi,tayouzuoleyishouzhanchangshafayingxiongbensedeshici。
zuijiudeshichenkandaile,yigejingpaizhangdahan,「dachuguoranrencaijiji,jinguoburangxumei。」
皇帝龙心大悦。
gongyanjieshulikaishi,woyudaolehedeyijingzoulubuwenderuixiaohouye,rujinyijingshiruihouyele。
tawanyaoquxixiangwoxingchenzili,qishenshiyanshenmiliyuhanwochen......
wodaduantalengshengdao,「houye,zuile。」
tahongzhelianshenshouyaolawoyixiu,「guifei,haixihuanchenma?」
woduokaitadezhuazizhibaidao,「woshishenmehenjianderenma,fangzhehuangshangbuxihuan,xihuannizheigezhazi。」
yijuhuabatazhengmenglejianglizainei,wodunjuewuqukuabulikai。
huizhanglegongdelushangwozaixinliheguchenshengshuo,「zheirenzhenshimeidianbianjiegan。」
diertianjiuchuanlairuihouyeyinzhengwubeihuangdichize,bianchidaohuaizhourenzhideyawen。
suizhihougongyeyinglailiangdaozhiyi,yizeshijiangdefeidarulenggongdechiling。
yizeshicefengwoweihoudezhaoshu。
wojiangneifenzhaoshufangzaizhuoshang,qingchuoyikoulvliugangpaohaodeyuqianlongjing,xinzhongshenshichangkuai。
wushanshiwoyoujiaoyushanfangzuoledazhouziduanlai。
guchenshengkanzhileyan,wodounengtingdaotazaiwoxinlipinmingyankoushuideshengyin。
tadakoudechizhezuishanghanhubuqing,「rujinshihuanghoule,yihoujiusuanwobuzaile,niyenenghaohaode,meirenganqifunile。」
wowenleyisheng,「sha?」
tameiliwo,jixudakouduoyi。
wojiujingjingdikantachi,tayiweiwomeitingdao,yiweiwobuzhidao,tayaolikaile。
congxiaowojiuzhidaotapeibulewoyibeizi。
taaidushu,wojiuzhuangchengxuezha,rangtahentiebuchenggangdebangwodushu,qishifuzijiangdewodouyouting。
tazuiduhaibaoli,yiyanbuhejiuzouren,quezaiwoaidashiqiangguowodeshentitiwochengshoukuchu。
taxianmuchichengzhanchangdeyingxiong,keyishuadaonongjian。
suoyizaifaxiandefeipairenguyi,zaibeiguoshichenmianqiansanboguanyuwodechuanyanrangshichenyiweizaiyanhuishang,jiewojiukeyidayadachushi。
woyezhibuguoshishunshuituizhou,weideshirangguchenshengkeyiyouliyoufangzongyici,yinweiwodeshenfenrangtataijuxianle。
wozaixinliqingshengshuo,「guchensheng,wohuihaohaode。」
tameiyouzaishuohua,talikaile,jiuneimeqiaowushengxide,yirutalaishi。
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wodiyicizhidaoguchenshenghaihuozhe,shiwowusuineinian。
gebishangshufudexiaogongzixianbaosidedijiwoyiketang,woxinxishenshoujiangyaojieguoshi,shouqueturanbushoukongzhidejiangneiketangdadiaole。
「zaijitachitang,wozouni!」
那是我的声音。
wozhengwozhequantouyongzhiqidesangyinfangzhehenhua。
pangdundundexiaogongzibei「wo」hedeyilengyilengde,banshangzhongshimeirenzhukuzhepaohuilefuli。
woyekuzhepaohuilexiaoyuan,wojuedewobeizangdongxifushenle。
quansuozaijinbidexiangfangzhong,wokuzheshuo,「nikuaicongwoshenshangxiaqu。」
ranhouneigezangdongxizaiwoxindishuohuale,yuqilimanshiduiwodexianqi,「kushenmeku,naneryouleibuqingdan。」
wodazhekugefanbo,「woshinvzi,wokeyiku!」
beitayicha,wodekujingyiduan,yemeineimehaipatale。
wowenta,「nishishei?」
他说他叫顾辰生。
guchensheng,wodishengzhongfuleyibian,「zheimingziyoudianershu。」
tadao,「gusichen,woshinixiongzhang。」
womengdezhizhu,guchenshengkebujiushiwoneishengxiajiumeileqixidexiongzhangmingzi。
tademingzishizaojiuqihaode,erwodemingzishiweitaerqide。
wowentaweishenmezaiwoshentili,tashuochushengshishiwozhuaizhuletajiangxiaosandecanhunbaocunzaiwodeshenhunzhong。
ertabeiwoziyangwunian,caiyouleyuwoduihuadenengli。
nanguaiwoneimenengchi,ganqingdoushiweileyangta。
beipojieshouzheilipudeshishihou,wowenguotaweishenmechushoudadiaoneiketang?
ranhoutarangwoziyazhaozhaojingzi。
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zineitianqiwoyizhijinxiaoshenweidezangzhewomendemimi,zhidaoqisuineinian。
fuqinjiangwosongjinxuetangqimeng,liuzhaozhaobazheweiyidekongweiburangwozuo。
liuzhaozhaodefuqinshihubuyoushilang,wodieshihubuzuoshilang,pingrililiangrenjiuhuxiangkanbuguanbuduifu。
tadiexianwodiezhangezuozi,zaitongjilihaiyaoyazhetaexinta。
wodiexiantadiezhanzhemaokengbulashi,renshibugan,guanhuiliuxupaima。
yinerrumuran,pingriliwoyuliuzhaozhaoxiangyu,tadouyaociwoliangju。
rujinjianwoyutatongzaijianshengtangdushu,gengshidangzhezhongrenchuyanchaofeng,「shenmeshihouchilezijixiongzhangderenyenengdushule,wokebuyaoheniyigetang,shengdezhanshanglemeiyun。」
dangshiwobianhaotaodaku,「womeichi,wocongbuchiren。」
ranhoukuzhekuzhewojiumeishengle,guchenshengyouchulaile。
tachezheliuzhaozhaodeyangjiaobian,dazhangzhezuiweixieshuoyaochileta。
wosuozaijiaoluoliyinanpaxing,guchensheng,nizaiyongwodeshentizuoshenmea!
zhouweirenhuangluanqilailajia,shaonianrenxueqifanggangdechangyoukekebanban,yourenyouchenluanbaosichou,yishunjian。
「谁踩我脚了!」
「我的胳膊!」
「changgou,wokandaonitiwole。」dehunluanshengciqibifu,zuihouhaishixuetangfuzichuxian,feilelaodajingcaifenkaiwomen。
beilakaideliuzhaozhaohaizaijingjiaolianlian,huifujiubingle,hede。
wohuiquyebingle,beiwodiechuanlejiafadade。
wodunzaijiaoluolitanqi,kanzhewodiemamalielie,mawanyoushilang,youmaliuzhaozhao,zuihouyoumawo,shuowogenchushengdageshenmejing。
woniangzaiyipangjiuhutianqiangdidehanwoxiongzhangdemingzi,「ruoshishenggehaizai,dingbuhuirucilumang。」
woyoukanhuiaishenghutongdeguchensheng,henxiangshuo,「zheiyiqiedoushitagande。」
kewoyezhinenggankanzhe,yinweijinrihuilefu,tajiuyoubawodeshentiqiangzoule。
huifanghouwoduitashuo,「tengjiubashentijiwoba,nixiehui......」
tahenshigandong,shuo,「bule,wokeyi。」
「wotenghuierzaihuannihuilai,yeyougehuanchong。」
neishidaiwobaweishuowandehuabuqihou,tachenmole。
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congneitianqiwonaoziyoubingdexiaoxijiuchuanbianjingcheng。
jianshengtanglizaimeirenganhewoqiangweizhi,jiulianwozhouweidezuoweidoukongzhe,yiqunrenyingjizaiyigezuoweishangyebugankaojinwo。
gaodewoshishenmeshechongshuyiside,lidejinlehainengchuanran?
woqingchiyisheng,「wodietiantianjiechuwoyemeijiantaranshangfengbing。」
yinfuzihaiweilai,zhouweizhongrenyouxiaoshengyilunqiliuzhaozhao,shuotahepoledan,tadieyonggunziniandousihuobulainianshu。
wojiuzaixinliheguchenshengtucao,「zhenshishenmeshipenzidouwangwoshenshangkou,liuzhaozhaotiedingzijibuyuanyidushuzhuangde。」
aidaoshangkeshiwofaxianweilaobuzundefuziyeshiwoweiwuwu。
suishuoqilaiyouxiejiliao,guoqilaiquejiqizizai。
wojiuzaishangkeshuijue,xiakechifanshuijuezhongduguozaixuetangdemeiyitian。
然后我成了学渣。
houlaisuizheniansuijianzhang,wochuluodeyuelaiyuemei,yizhiyugaiguolewonaoziyoubingdequedian。
youneimexierenduiwodetaidujiubianle。
xiaxueshiruihoufuderuixiaohouyelanzhulewo,hongzheliandijiwoyihegaodian。
「gusichen,wotingshuonitebiexihuancuizihaodedianxin,zheishiwozuoritediqumaide,nichangchang。」
cuizihaodedianxinhaochishihaochi,jiushiyaopaihenzhangdedui,yinzhetaifeijingwopingshidoushirangyahuanqumai。
danyilaiyihuiyexuyaohenzhangshijian,yejiuhenshaochidao。
woyouxieyouyushitandeshenshou,yinweiwopaguchenshengturanchulai,baotouruixiaohouye。
ranzhizhigaodianzaishou,tadoumeiyouchulai,yemeiyouzaiwoxinlishuohuamaren。
huifuhouwomeirenzhuwenta,「nizenmemeichulaidaren?」
tameihaoqidao,「woyoubushibaolikuang,jianrenjiuda。」
我撇撇嘴。
「nihenqidaiwodata?」
wofengkuangyaotou,「buqidai,dangshizheimeduorenzai,niruoshidaletahuitouhaibushiwodeshentiaida。」
tayezhu,banshangsiziyanziyu,「baicaizhangdale,youzhulaigongle。」
tawenwo,「nixihuantama?」
wochizhegaodian,koutubuqingdao,「woxihuantadedianxin。」
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zaineizhihouruixiaohouyejiuduiwolvxianyinqin,youshihuixieqingshizengyuwo,suiranneixieqingshidoubeiguchenshengbiandideyiwenbuzhi。
youshijiuyaowofanzhou,daqingzaodelawozaihuzhonghuachuan,shuodaiwokanzuimeiderichu。
wokundezhidahaqian,daolezuihourichumeibumeiwoyebuzhidao,yinweiwoshuizhele,xinglaishishenshangzhenggaizheruixiaohouyedepifeng。
zaiyijianchongmanshiqinghuayideshiliwojingshuizhele,zheirangwoyouxiebuhaoyisi。
taqueyilianqianyideduiwoshuo,「guaiwolaidetaizaole,woqingnichicuizihaodedianxinzuoweibuchang。」
ranhoubianxifasidejianggaodiannachu。
zaichidaogaodianshiwoneidianbuhaoyisiyeyanxiaoyunsan。
woheguchenshengshuo,「wohaoxiangyoudianxihuantale。」
tachizhiyibi,「jinidianxinchidenidouxihuan。」
womeishuohua,haishibuyiyangde。
zhidaoshangyuanjieneitian,zaiyizhanzhanjiaoyanhongdenglongdeyingzhaoxia,ruixiaohouyexiangwozhengshisushuoleaiyi,bingdijiwoyigezanzi。
tashuo,「woxiangjinizuihaode,nizhidezuihaode。」
「zheishiwoqinzitiaoxuande,quniweizhengqishinijiukeyidaizheta。」
ranhoutashuoyaohuijiabingmingfumu,jiuquwojiaxiangwotiqin。
keshidiertiantameiyoulaixuetang,lianzhesantianwozuanzhezanziyouxiexieqi。
daolediwutian,xiaxuehoutaliangyanwuqingdelanzhuwo,yuyanyouzhi,「chenchen,niyuanyidangwodeceshima?」
「fuqinxuandinglezhangguogongdedinv,butongyiwoquniweizhengqi,keshiwobuxiangshiquni......」
wochenmopiankezhouzhemeijiangshouzhongzuanzhedezanzihaijita,「ruixiaohouye,wobuyuan。」
haimeiyoujinmenjiurangwotuiyibuweice,dayingleyihourizizenmehuihaoguo。
tapofangle,naonudishenshouguolaijiuyaozhuawojianbang,zuishanghaishuozhe,「woshihouyezhizi,nibuguoshiyixiaoxiaoshilangzhinv,ceshidoushitaigaole,niyoushenmebuyuande。」
guchenshengcishizaiwoxinlimadehenzang。
wosuoxingjiangshentirangjitakongzhi。
jieguanwoshentideneiyiketayijiaotixiangruixiaohouyedexiashen,「xiangrangxiaoyezuoceshi,niyepei。」