第1章

sanshiyitingdefangzili,shiduogedamazuozaishafashangxixirangrangdekeguazi,jibaikuaidecheliziyesuibianchi,erbeitamencuyongzhedefurenlianshanghenshideyi。

「aiyolaowu,wozhenshitaixianmunile,youzheimegepiaoliangdeguinv,haidainichuguowan。」

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「ai,wodoumeichuguoguo,shibushiyaobanhuzhaoa?」

wokanzheshoujixianshideshijian,tingzhetamendehuacaiyishidaozijizhongshengle。

mashangwuyijie,xuanyaojingxiaoguziduixiaoqudedamamenshuo,tananpengyouyaodaitamenyijiachuguowan。

haishuotananpengyoujitamailexinshouji,jiulianzheijibaikuaiyijindechelizidoujitamailesanxiang,suoyidamamenjiuzhuishangmenlaichichelizile,shundaodatingtamenchuguodeshi。

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zhongrenkanxianglewo,jiulianzaixuepingguodelaogongyemiansebuyue,yinweitayexiangchuguokankan,cunlijiutayigerenchuguoguo,huilaigenxiongdimenhejiu,bujiuyoudechuile。

wokanzhetamen,youjifenchiyi,「henduoguojiaqueshibuanquan,tebieshidongnanya…」

xiaoguzilimazhanqishennumawo,「neinijiubiequa!buzhidaoxiangfudedongxi!」

wodiandiantou,「xing,neinimenyijiaziquxiangfuba,wojiubuqule。」

woyeshizuoxizuo**,daoshihouchushenmeshi,dajiadoukeyizhengming,wokeshitixingletamende,shitamenbutingwodehua。

dangran,woyezhidaotamenbuhuiting。

guoran,xiaoguzilianshangdoushichaofeng,jigedamahuanjiezheganga,wopopohegonggongquebuzenmegaoxing,haoxiangwodehuidadiuletamendelian,wolaogongyeyanjingmaohuodedingzhewo。

ercikedewoyijingbuzaihule,zhonghuoyishi,woyaoyuanlizheixieren,woyaohaohaohuozhe。

hetiandongmingjiehunyinian,wocaizhidaoconglangwotiaojinhuxueshishenmeganjue。

wodeyuanshengjiatingbingbuhao,sansuishimuqinyinbingqushi,fuqinqulejimu,shengxialexianzaidedidi。

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zaisuoyourenmianqiantaibuqitoulai,danshizaizheiyangdeyalixia,wohaishicunlezijidexiaojinku。

ershibasuidewo,zaisuoyourendaodeqianzexia,jiajilelincundetiandongming。

tayinweijialiqiong,jibuqiqitarenjiadegaoangcaili,zhinengyongliangkuaitiandihuanyigexifu。

erwofuqinqueshiyequeneiliangkuaitiandi,shuoshiliuzhejiwodiqixinfangzi。

wokantarenlaoshi,yekenganhuo,jiujiajileta。

wojiadaolezheili,xinxiangzhongyutuolileneigexixuejiating。

wohetiandongmingchuqudagong,yinweijiyu,womenzhuandaolediyitongjin,mailezheitaosanshiyiting,quanjiabandaolechengli。

erwomenzaizheiyinianli,yekaileyigexiaoxiaodefuzhuangjiagongchang。

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danshiwodexiaoguziquebushiyigehaoxiangchude,tayangaoyuding,yinweizhangdepiaoliang,tashuozijiyaojiajiyouqianren,zuozongcaifuren。

shenzhiyijingmihuodaoyaohuaishangzongcaidezhongdaiqiupaodechengdule。

danshitayouzheshirangzheigejiajiquanbuning,tabuzuofanbuxiwanbudasaowodoubushuoshenme,tahaixihuantiaobowohepopohaiyouzhangfudeguanxi。

wozhangfuyeshiyigehenmihuoderen,qulexifuyihou,turanzhidaomuqindeburongyile。

wocongchanglileisileihuodehuilai,tamenmunvzaijialipaidouyin,taquemawoweishenmebuzuofan,shuotamayigerenzuoburongyi。

wodangshijiuhuiduile,「womeigennijiehunqian,nimayigerensihouniquanjia,nibuzhidaotadeburongyi,xianzaijiehunle,zhidaotaburongyile?nigaoqingchu!***burongyibushiwozaochengde!shinimenzheiqunjuyingzaochengde!」

dangtian,wogonggongshengqideshuailechabei,wozhijiejinlefangjian,fangzishiwohezhangfude,wokebuhuigunchuqu,yaogunyeshitamengun。

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「nihaiganxiongwomen,nigaoqingchu,nicaishineigewairen,meimajiaodedongxi,buhuishengwogejiuzhaobierenlaisheng,xiangjiwogeshenghaizidenvrencongzheilipaidaowandaguangchang!」

wochonglechuqu,jiuzhetajiudaleyidun,buxiangrenle!

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ruobushilinjutingdaodongjinglailajia,yexuwojiubeidasizaineigeyewanle。

houlaihenzhangyiduanshijianwodouzhuzaichangli,zhangfuhonglewojici,gonggongpopoyelaigenwodaoqian。

wosuiranxinlijihen,danshizhidaoxianzailihun,woshenmeyedebudao,lianniangjiadouhuibuqu,zhinengxianjixia。

zaicihuijiashizuotian,xiaoguzizhaoleyigenanpengyou,shuojiazhutangchenyipin,chumendoukailaosilaisi,haibarenlingjialilaile。

neigenanrenzhangxiangshuaiqi,duixiaoguziyewuweibuzhi,zaijialihaihuizuocaixiwan。

qifendaoleyihou,tacaishuowuyijiedaiwomenquanjiaqumiandianwan。

tingdaomiandianwojiujingtile,quanjiarenquedouhenxingfen,tebieshixiaoguzi,daizhetazheinanpengyoumanxiaoqudexuanchuan,shuozijiyaochuguoquwanle。

zuotian,nanrenjiujiwomenquanjiadinghaolejipiaohejiudian。

jintian,xiaoguziyoulaixuanyaole,tadepengyouquandoufalebage,zaoshangnanrendaitaquguangjie,mailelvdebao,langqindebiao,jiulianbabeizibulianxidexiaoxuetongxuedoushoudaoletadexiaoxi。

「nizhidaoma?tazhendehaowenrou,wojiushuowandianjiehunyidingnengzhaodaogenghaodeba!」

「tiana,nihaizaijiadaihaizia?wolaogongshuoyihouwomendehaizibaomudai,shengyigehaizi,tajiwoyibaiwanni!」

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「kalaweidaonibuzhidaoa?yigerenqibawancainengshangquni,meibanfa,wolaogonghenyouqian,buxiangweiqulewohewobama。」

jiuxiangcike,wodeyiju:「xing,neinimenyijiaziquxiangfuba。」

fangfodajidaotale,yanlidoushiduiwodechouhen。

taduoleduojiao,limajiubotongtananpengyoudedianhua,tadangzhezhongrendemian,yifusajiaodemoyang,「hani,bawosaozidepiaotuileba,tabuqule,biewenweishenme,shanzhuchibulaixikang,youxierenabuzhidaoguowaiyouduomei,jiuzhipeiwozaizheixiaochengshilidangyibeizideshechu!」

neitouhenyihuo,duowenlejijucaibiaoshiyihandequtuipiao。

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jiuzhei,tahaizaipengyouquanfale【mashangyaogenlaogongqudongnanyawanle,tahaidetiantiangenwojianmian,zhenshinianren。】

meiguoyihuinanrenlaile,queshilinlebushaochide,danshizenmekandoubuxiangwuxingjicantingdeshuiping。

buyongzuofanwoyeledekaixin,suibianchiledian。

erxiaoguziyoufalepengyouquan,【miqilinsanxingdachuzuodefancaiei,zhenhaochi!jiemeimenyoujihuiwodainimenqinziquchi,zhendetaibangle!xiangbiyouxierenyibeiziyechangbudaoba。】

wofanleyigebaiyan,shangbeiziwojiujingshiduoyanmangcaixiangdaoyaozuzhitamenchuguo。

jiuxianzaizheigeqingkuang,wobabudetamenmingtianjiuzou!

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danshisiguoyiciwocaizhidao,zheigeshijieshang,ninengkaodezhudeyongyuanzhiyouniziji。

zheimexiangzhe,womailebushaoguidehuazhuangpinbaobao,fanzhengzheijigerenjiuyaolikaile,yihouwozhengdeqianjiuwozijihua,zhiyaomeiyoutamen,woyuerusanqiandounengguodehenzirun,genghekuangchangzizhengzouxiangzhenggui,haiyoumeihaoderizizaidengzhewoni。

tiandongminggentaweilaimeifuhewanjiuyihou,taneiqunhupenggouyouyouyaoqingtahejiu,suoyizaiwokuaiyaoshuizhedeshihou,popolaiqiaolewodemen。

「niqubadongmingjiehuilai,tahezuile。」

ruoshipingshiwolandoulandeli,danshiwoxiangqishangbeizishigongpodachequjiedeta,woyeshichenzhetamendouchumendeshihouzangqilaidehuzhao。

neiwanbeijiehuilaidetiandongminghaishuaishangletui,shuoshishangchuzuchedeshihoushuaide,chadianqubuchengmiandian。

wokebunengrangtaqubuchenga!tabixudequa!

wolimajiucongchuangshangqilai,kaichequjieta。

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wokanletayiyan,「chuguozheijianshi,wozhinengzhunimenyiluzouhao。」

nazhecheyaochiwokuaisudelikailejia。

popozaihoumianmamalielie,wodoulandelihui。

laidaotiandongmingtamenjingchangchixiaoyededapaidang,wokandaoletaneiqunhupenggouyou。

zhengxiangshangqian,jiutingdaotiandongmingkutianhandideshengyin。

「nimenbudong!!woyidianyebuxiangquchenyingdi!woaideyizhishiqiufang,gaozhongsannian,wozhuiletasanniana!chuleshehui,woyouzhuiletashinian,keshitashenbuyouji,zhinengjiatangjian!xianzaitangjiansile,qiufangyebiaomingxihuanwoge~」

「wohaoxianglihun,baqiufangquhuijiaa!dangnianruobushimeiyougenghaodexuanze,wozenmehuixuanzechenyingdia!」

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tadehupenggouyoutingzheyefuheqilai,「shia,gaozhongneisannian,nijitamaizaocanjitaxizixingche,womendoukanzaiyanli。」

「kexile,yaobushichenyingdi,yexuniheqiufangdouzaiyiqile,zhibudinghaizidouyoujigele。」

「chenyingdishigefudimoa!wotingshuotadididefangzidoushitajideqian,zheizhongnvrensheiqusheidaomei。」

「kebushima,fanzhengshiwowobuyao,qiufangneimehaodenvren,womenzhichinilihunbataquhuijia。」

wozhanzaidashuhoujingjingdetingzhe,ruoshishangbeizidewokenengjiushangxinle,daobushiyinweiaita,ershiyinweiwodeyishengjingranrucihuangtang,meibeirenjiandingdexuanzeguo,meiyourenzhenzhengdeaiguowo。

jiulianchenyingdizheigemingzi,doushiweileyinglaididierqu。

youxienvrendeyishengzhendekebei,zainiangjiaweiledidiweilegege,jiarenlecailiyifenmeinadao,quehaibeirenshuoshifudimo。

mingmingnanrencaishishouyizhe,beimadequeshinvren。

tamenshuolehenjiu,zhidaotongkuliutishuohouhuidetiandongmingheyunguoqu,tamencaizaicijiwodadianhua,wobeiguzuogangdaodeyangzipaoleguoqu。

「lushangjialegeyou,danwuledianshijian。」

tamenjigexiaomimidehanzhesaozi,「saozixinkunile,zheibanyehaichulaijiewoge,yaoshiwoshiwoge,qudaonizheimehaodeyifu,zuomengdouyaoxiaoxing。」

「kebushima,saoziyoupiaoliangyounenggan,youshijianyedaidainidimeizhibo。」

「zhenqudaoyingdisaozishiwodongminggesanshengxiulaidefuqia!」

wokanzhetamenxujiadexiaolian,zheixierenyaoshiquyanxi,gegenaaosika。

wuyileiju,renyiqunfen,tamenzheijigedongxi,doubuxiangdongxi。

tamenbatiandongmingsongshangleche,wojiukaichelikaile。

tamenmianmianxiangqu,「tiandongmingzoulesheifuqian?taxifujintianzenmebufuqianle?」

「womenxianaa,mingtiandengtiandongmingxinglezaigentayaoqian。」

「好。」