1.wozhongshenghuilaidediyijianshi,jiushichongzhebawotuixialoutideqinge,luchuleyigecanlandexiaorong。“ge,
nizheilidubuxinga,xiaciyongdianjing,buranwopashuaidebugoucan。”gegesuchendangchanglengzhule,
neizhangshuaiqiqueniuqudelianshangxiemanlejingeheyisi……konghuang。
taganggangweilesantianhouneichangzhiguanzhongyaodedianjingzongjuesai,qinshoubawocongerloutuilexialai。
zuanxindetengtongcongwozuotuichuanlai,wozhidao,gutouduanle。shangyishi,wotangzaibinglengdedibanshang,
tengdesixinliefei,yanleizhibuzhudiliu。wokudeyuexiong,womalianshangdexisejiuyuenong,
tawenroudimozhesuchendetou:“haohaizi,youpoli,zheixianibisaideyunqiwenle。
”wobazelengjingdibodalejijiudianhua,duizhedianhuaneitoushuo:“wonverzijibuxiaoxinshuaile,dui,duanletui。
”gualedianhua,tadijisuchenyizhangyinxingka,“zheishijianglinide,guanjianshike,jiuyaoduisuranhenyidian。
womensujiadefugui,quankantale。”neishiwocaimingbai,wobushizheigejiadenver,woshiyigejipin。
womenquanjiabeiyigeguiyide“kuyunqiyue”kunbangzhe。woyuetongku,yuebuxing,wofumudeshengyijiuyuexinglong,
wogederenshengjiuyueshunsui。wodeyanleishitamendexiangbin,wodeguzheshitamendexunzhang。shangyishi,
woxinletamendeguihua,yiweizhiyaoworennai,zhiyaowofuchu,zongyouyitiantamenhuixintengwo。zhidaozuihou,
suchentouzishibai,xuyaoyibijuezijinfanpan,tamenhaobuyouyudizhizaoleyichangchehuo,rangwochenglezhiwuren,
yongwoyongwuzhijingdetongku,huantadongshanzaiqidejihui。tangzaibingchuangshang,yishixiaosandezuihouyike,
wotingjiantamenshuo:“ranran,zheicaishiniduizheigejiazuidadegongxian。”suoyi,dangwozaishuxidexuanyunzhongzhongsheng,
zaiciganshougutouduanliedejutongshi,womeiyouku。wokanzhejinghuangshicuodegege,renzhejutong,liekaizui,
xiaodebisheidoukaixin。“ge,weilenideguanjun,zhile!”wochongtashuqiyigedamuzhi,“jiayoue,
qianwanbierangwobaishuaile!”suchendelian,shunjianbaile。2.jiuhuchebawoladaoyiyuan,fumuwenxunganlai。
womaliumeiyijinbingfang,kandaowodazheshigaodetui,yanlidexiyuezangdouzangbuzhu,
danzuishanghaishijiaxingxingdiwen:“ranran,tengbutenga?”“buteng!”woxiaoxixidihuida,“ma,
wogennishuo,ganggangzaijiuhucheshang,wocaineigekaichedeshifushieasondefensi,
yilushangdanquxunhuan《guyongzhe》,laorexuele。wohaixiangni,wozheituiduande,sishewuruyesuangeguyongzheba?
hahahaha!”woxiaodeqianyanghouhe,wanquanwushiletashunjianjiangyingdebiaoqing。wobasujianchengzhouzhemeitouzoujinlai,
dishengwenwoma:“tazenmehuishi?shibushishuaishale?”“sheizhidaoni,yiqiankepodianpidouyaokubantian。
”womadeyuqilichongmanleyanshibuzhudeshiwang。tataochushouji,diankaiyigewokanbujiandejiemian,
lianseyuelaiyuenankan。“laosu,buxing,achendezhuangtaizhishuzaiwangxiadiao。”“shenme?”wobayecouguoqukan,
“zenmehuizheiyang?tabushiyijingduanletuima?tongkuchengduyinggaigoulea。”wotangzaibingchuangshang,xinlilengxiao。
dangranbugou。yinweiwobujuedetongkua。“kuyunqiyue”denenglianglaiyuan,shiwodefumianqingxu。
woyuebeishang、yuejuewang、yuetongku,tamennengjiqude“haoyun”jiuyueduo。shangyishidewo,
shitamenquzhibujindebaoku。erzheiyishi,woyaoqinshoubazheigebaokujizhale。“ba,ma,
”wohuangzhemeishoushangdeyoutui,hengzhexiaoquer,“yishengshuowozheituiyaosangeyuecainenghao,
zheisangeyuewoshibushibuyongshangxuele?taibangle!wozhenghaoxiangbazhiqianluoxiadejibudongmanzhuiwan。duile,
nengjiwomaigezuixinkuandeyouxijima?woxiangzaibingchuangshangdafashijian。”wobadelianheidexiangguodi。“suran!
nixiangshenmeyangzi!tuidouduanlehaixiangzhewan!”“aiya,ba,zheijiaokuzhongzuolema。”wozhazhayan,
yiliantianzhen,“nihemabuyechangjiaoyuwo,zuorenyaoleguan。nikan,woxianzaiduoleguana。zheidouduokuilegege,
yaobushitabawotuixialai,wohaitihuibudaozheizhongdaixinxiujiadekuaileni。”woguyiba“tui”ziyaodehenzhong。
fumudelianseqiqiyibian,womaganjinbawobaladaoyibian,yadishengyinshuo:“xingle,biemale,
wanyitazhenbazheishitongchuqu,achenjiumafanle。xianshunzheta,rangtagaoxing。dengtayigaoxing,
fumianqingxubujiulailema?biru……youlezhuanbei?”wobahuangrandawu,zaicizouxiangwoshi,
lianshangyijingjichuleyisinankandexiaorong。“hao,hao,ranranshuodedui,shiwomengubanle。youxiji,mai!
bamashangrangnigejinisongguolai!nihaohaoyangshang,youshenmexiangyaode,jinguanshuo。
”woxiaodegengtianle:“xiexieba!nizhenhao!”dangtianxiawu,suchenjiuheizhelianbazuixinkuandeyouxijisonglaile。
tabayouxijiwangwochuangtoujushangyireng,yaoyaqiechidiwen:“suran,nidaodizaigaoshenmegui?”wodakaibaozhuang,
aibushishoudimozheyouxiji,touyebutaidishuo:“meigaoguia,wozairenzhendixiangshoushangyuanfuli。ge,
juesaizhunbeidezenmeyangle?wokedengzheninaguanjunhuilai,jiwozheiduantuichongchongxini。
”suchendequantouniedegegezuoxiang。tazhidao,tazhidaowentichuzainali。womeiyouku,womeiyoutongku,
suoyiwochanshengde“haoyun”nengliangweihuqiwei。tanengganjuedao,zijiyuanbenhuoredecaozuoshougan,
zhengzaiyidiandianbiandebinglengjiangying。“suran,nizuihaobieshuahuayang。”tacongyafenglijichujigezi。“fangxinba,
ge。”wodakaiyouxiji,daishangerji,chongtahuihuishou,“kuaiquxunlianba,biedanxinwo,wowandehenkaixin。
”erjilichuanlaiyouxijiangdebeijingyinle,gejuelewaijiedeyiqie。wokandaosuchendezuichundongledong,
zuizhonghaishidaizheyiliandehuiqi,shuaimenerqu。wozhidao,haoxicaiganggangkaishi。3.santianhou,
dianjingzongjuesairuqijuxing。wobamateyizaiwodebingfanglizhuanglegechaodapingmudedianshi,
rangwo“pei”tamenyiqikanzhibo,meiqimingyuejiatingtongle。shijishang,
shixiangrangwokanzhesuchenzaisaichangshangdashasifang,zaiduibizijiduantuidecanzhuang,congerjifawodetongkuhejidu。
shangyishi,tamenjiushizheimegande。wokanzhepingmuliguangmangwanzhangdegege,zaikankanzijidazheshigaodetui,
kudeganchangcunduan,weitamende“haoyun”gongxianlezuidadeyibonengliang。danzheiyici……“aiya,ma,
zheibaomihuazaijiwolaiyitong,yaojiaotangweide!”wopantuizuozaibingchuangshang,yibianwangzuilisaibaomihua,
yibianzhidianjiangshan,“zheigelansefangdedayeyetaicaileba?2025nianle,haiyourenyijituanliantancaocongde?
taichouxiangle!”womadeliandoulvle,danhaishirenqitunshengdiyouqujiwomaileyitongbaomihua。bisaikaishile。
gegesuchenzuowei“king”zhanduidewangpaizhongdan,yixiangyicaozuoxili、xintaiwendingzhucheng。ranerjintian,
tajiuxiangbeixialejiangtou。kaijusanfenzhong,danshaduimian,jieguoshanxianzhuangqiang,beifanshale。“pu……hahahaha!
”woyi**mihuapenlechulai,“gezheishizhijingjingdianni?zheicaozuo,menghuis5a!
”wobadezuijiaohenhenchouchuleyixia。shifenzhong,zhongluyiboguanjiantuanzhan,
suchendezhaopaiyingxiongshoulidejinenggentangshoushanyuyiyang,yigejieyigedifangwai,
shenzhibadazhaodiujinlekongwuyirendecaocongli。“aiyo,wodetian!”wopaizhedatuikuangxiao,
“gezheishizaizhimanggongjima?dazhangdadeshirenqingshigu,bushidadashasha?zheiyupan,wonainailaidoubitaqiang!
”danmuyezhale。【kingshenjintianzenmele?helejiajiu?】【zheicaozuoyetaixiafanle,wobaole。
】【lipu,kingdeshoushibeirenhuanlema?】suchendelianseyuelaiyuebai,shoushangdeshiwuyuelaiyueduo。
tanengganjuedao,yiguwuxingdemeiyunzhenglongzhaozheta,rangtatounaohunluan,shoujiaofama。taxiayishiditaitou,
kanxianglezhibojingtou,fangfoxiangtouguopingmu,kandaozhengzaiyiyuanlidewo。
taxiwangkandaoyizhangliuleide、tongkudelian。raner,tazhikenengkandaowoxiaodemandizhaoyademoyang。zuizhong,
bisaihaowuxuanniandishule。cengjingdeguanjunremen,yiyizhongzuichirudefangshibeilingfengtaotai。
suchentanzuozaidianjingyishang,shuangmuwushen,fangfobeichouzoulelinghun。yucitongshi,wobadeshoujixiangle。“shenme?
wangzong……zanzhuhetongdeshi……zaikaolvyixia?weishenme?yinwei……yinweiachendebiaoxianbujinrenyi,
yingxianglepinpaixingxiang?”wobadeshouji“pa”diyishengdiaozaidishang。neibishangqianwandezanzhu,feile。
woguandiaodianshi,shenlegelanyao,dalegehaqian:“ai,bisaizhenmeiyisi,kandewodouyaoshuizhele。ba,ma,
wokunle,nimenyezaodianhuiquxiuxiba。”wolaguobeizi,mengtoujiushui。shenhou,
shiliangdaoxiangsharenyiyangdemuguang。wozhidao,zheizhishikaiweicai。tamenyueshixiangcongwoshenshangdedaohaoyun,
tamendeeyunjiuhuilaideyuekuai。4.wodetuihaodechabuduodeshihou,
zhenghaoganshangwobagongsideyigezhongyaoxiangmujingbiao。weilequebaowanwuyishi,tamenjuedingzaigaowoyicixintai。
zheicidedidian,xuanzailesujiadeniandujiayanshang。sujiasuoyoudeqinqidouhuidaochang,
tamenjihuarangwozaisuoyourenmianqiandiugedalian。jiayandangtian,
womateyijiwotiaoleyijianchunbaide、jiagebufeidegongzhuqun。“ranran,nijintianzhenpiaoliang。
”tayibianbangwozhengliqunbai,yibianyiyousuozhidishuo,“denghuierrenduo,nizouluxiaoxindian,
bieyouxiangshangciyiyang‘buxiaoxin’shuaile。”wotiantianyixiao:“fangxinba,ma,wohuide。
”yanhuitingliyixiangbinying,gongchoujiaocuo。wobajuzhejiubei,zhengzaihejigezhongyaodehezuohuobantanxiaofengsheng,
yanshenqueshibushidiwangwozheibianpiao。wozhidao,tazaideng。guoran,meiguoduojiu,
woneigeyixiangyangaoyudingdetangjiesufei,duanzheyibeihongjiu,“buxiaoxin”dichaowozhuangleguolai。“aiya!
”bansuizheyishengkuazhangdejinghu,zhengbeihongjiucongtoudaojiaolinlewoyishen。
xuebaidegongzhuqunshunjianbeirandewuhuibukan,zhannidejiuyeshunzhewodetoufadiluo,langbeizhiji。shangyishi,
jiushizheiyizhao,rangwodangchangbengkui,kuzhepaochuleyanhuiting,chenglesuoyouqinqikouzhong“shangbuletaimian”dexiaohua。