第1章 这剧情有点熟悉

“buhaole!daxiaojiehaoxiangmeiqile……wuwuwudaxiaojienibuyaosi!”

zhangdengjiecaidexitangshang,yahuanzhanweiweidishouhuishou,pazaidishangtangzhedenvzishenshanghaotaodaku。

neinvzishenchuanxifu,toushangxuelinlindeshangkoushashikebu。

chucizhiwai,lianshanghaiyouyikuaiyizhizhangdebahen。

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yingqindehaimeidao,xinniangzihuranzhuangzhushenwangle。

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“bazheigeyatoubangqilaisongshanghuajiao!sileyeyaosongdaoruiwangfu!”

xiarenmendeling,shoumangjiaoluandicouguolai,queyouyinweihaipa“shiti”,buganshangshouqutai。

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tachuanzaiyuanzhuchujiadangtian。

yuanzhubeijiarenhuanlezhangfu,yaotajiajiyigeshuangtuicanjidenvedaikuang,yuanzhubukanrenshou,zhuangqiangzijin。

然后她就来了……

zheidoushishenmegouxuejuqing?!

haibudengsuweiwangankaiwan,jiugandaoshentisihubeirentaileqilai。

neigexiarenbanzhesuweiwandeshangbanshen,hurankandaotaxiongkouqifu,hedeganjinsakaishouwanghoutui。

“哎呦!”

suweiwanshangbanshenzhedi,youshuaileyixia,tengdetahanchusheng。

堂上一片寂静。

下一秒。

“啊!诈尸啊!”

yanjianzhuangsiyijingpogong,suweiwanzhongyurenwukerendirouzhehounaoshaoqishen。

taduizheneigebenshoubenjiaodexiarenmaiyuandao:“niyaotairenjiuhaohaotai,turanfangshoushixianwosidebugoucanma?”

xiarenmendoujingjiaozhexianghouduo,naguzhetashuoshenme。

neifurenyeshiyilianzhenjing,danhenkuaijiuzhendingxialai,lengxiaoyisheng:“yuanlaishizhuangsi。”

takanzhesuweiwan,xiaodecimeishanmu。

“waner,nijiusuanzhuangsiyewujiyushi,ruiwangnishiyidingyaojiade,jiudangchengquannimeimei,zuojianshanshi。”

“nixinxinnianniandeqihuangzi,yijingbayueryingzoule,shuobudingxianzaidoubaitangchengqinle,nijiurenmingba。”

“ruiwangsuiranshuangtuibeifei,dantayuanbenzenmeshuoyeshifengmingguozhanshenbushi?nihaiyoushenmebumanyide?”

furenyilianshuolesanjuhua,shuodeneijiaoyigekukoupoxinqingzhenyiqiea,kesuweiwantinglezhixiang……

吐!

zheigejiaxingxingdefurenshiyuanzhudejimuliushi。

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“ruiwangdianxiabingruocanji,neitayouqianma?”

“nibuyaofuyuwankangle——”liushihengmeiyicu,yiweitahaiyaofankang,xiayimiaoquedunzhu,“nishuoshenme?”

“wowen,ruiwangtayouqianma?”suweiwandejiyizhong,duineigeruiwangmeishenmeyinxiang,suoyicaiyouciyiwen。

liushiyishibuzhitashiheyongyi,nanbuchengnaozizhuanghuaile?

zheishi,yikaishineigepazaisuweiwanshenbianyingyingyingdeyahuancouguolai,yibianchouqiyibianxiaoshengtixingta。

“xiaojiezaishuoshenmeshahua,neikeshiruiwang,womenchengxiangfudoubibulede。”

ehou,neijiushihenyouqian!

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zhongrenjieshiyizheng,liushiyefanyingbuji。

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suweiwanshenchushou,muzhiheshizhicuolecuo:“jiranwoyuanyitininverjiajiruiwang,nishibushidebiaoshiyixia?”

“你想要做什么?”

suweiwanbichusangenshouzhi:“yuanlaidejiazhuangtaishaole,woyaojiama,sanbei!”

liushibeidangtouyibang,dunshilengxialiandao:“nixiuxiang!”

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suweiwanjixupangqiaoceji:“zheimedayigechengxiangfu,buchazheidianqian,huaqianxiaozai,bienongdedajiadoubuyukuaima!”

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