第1章
yuxilierxia，yijingxialebangexiaoshile。
yemuqialin，jingshibanshanbieshu。
hunandedengguangxia，nvrendetoumaizainanrendehuaili，nanrenxiuzhangdegebolouzhenvrenbaixideshenqu。
tangtangtuikaiwoshimen，kandaodejiushizheiyimu。
sanluodeyifuzaidishangjiaodiezhe，yipianlangjie。
mingtianjiushitahejichenhaodinghunderizi。
tahejichenhaoxianglianliunian，erxianzaijichenhaohetademeimeishenqianxuequetangzaiyizhangchuangshang。
多讽刺。
tangtangtaishoudakaifangjiandedingdeng。
sihushibeidengguangcidaole，tangzaichuangshangdejichenhaoyouyouzhuanxing。
kanjianwoshimenkouzhanzhedetangtang，biaoqingyouyishunjiandezhengleng。
jichenhaodeshengyinsuizhichuanlai：“tangtang，nitingwojieshi。”
tangtangyankuangshunjianshirun，leishuizaiyankuangzhongdazhuan。tayangqitou，qiangrenzhuleishui，zichaodexiaodao：“mingtianwomenjiuyaodinghunle，woyiweiliuniandeshijianzugourangniaishangwole。xianzaikanlai，shiwocuole。”
jichenhaochenmopianke，wenshengshuodao：“baoqian，dantangtangniyaoxiangxinwoshiainide。”
tingdaojichenhaozheifanzhayanzhayu，ruobushichanghebudui，tangtangdoukuaibeiqixiaole。
touxingdemaozuidoumeicaganjingjiumangzhebiaozhongchengle。
tahejichenhaoshigaozhongtongxue，tajidediyicijianjichenhaodechangjing。
neitianganghaoshixinshengruxue，shaonianxiekuazheshubao，heiseerjichanraozaierkuoshang，zhengqilingkouchangkai，luchubaixidesuogu。takaozaizoulangdelanganshang，yangguangsazaitadeshenshang，weitadushangleyicengxuanmudeguangyun。
congneiyikeqi，tajiuxihuanshangleta。
yipangtangzheshenqianxuesihushigangxing，yanshenhaiyouxiemili。dangkandaotangtangdeyishun，likezuoqishenlaihanleyisheng，“jiejie......”
tangtangnushenghechi：“nijiwobizui！”
shenqianxueweiweiyaoleyixiachunban，qieshengshengdekanleyiyanshencedejichenhao，youzhuantouyiliandeqianyidekanzhetangtangshuodao：“jiejie，doushiwodecuo，nibuyaoguaichenhaogege。jintianxiawubabamamarangwolaigenchenhaogegeqianhetong，womenyishikaixinjiuheledianjiu，meixiangdao......”
jichenhaoyibacheguoyupaochuanzaishenshang，congchuangshangxialai，dakuabuzoudaotangtangmianqian，lazhutangtangdeshou，“tangtang，zheishigeyiwai，wohuichulihaode。”
tangtangshuaikaijichenhaodeshou，shengyinfangfojieleyicengbing，lengmodeshuodao：“mingtiandedinghunquxiao，zhiyuzenmejijialirenjieshishinimenlianggerendeshiqing。”
shuoba，tabianzhuanshenzoule。
daochekujiangchefadongqilai，wangjingjiaoshenjiabieshudefangxiangkaiqu。
banlushang，laidianlingshengturanxiangqi。
tangtangyishouwozhefangxiangpanyishoujieguodianhua。
shenqianxueyigaiwangrirouruodexiaobaihuaxingxiang，yuqizhongmanshideyihexuanyao，“jiejie，nizhidaoma？babamamazaojiuzhidaowogenchenhaogegedeshiqing。”
“weishenme？”tangtangdexinruzhuibingjiao，tashengyinyouxiezhandoudewendao。
“wocaishishenjiadenver，babamamadangranxiwangzheimenqinshishiyoushenjiadeqinshengnverwancheng。”shenqianxuegegedixiaochuleshengyin，lvedaibuxiedishuodao，“duile，jiejienizhidaobabamamaweishenmezaizhidaobaocuoxiaohaihouhairenxianima？”
budengtangtangshuohua，shenqianxueyoujixushuodao：“dangchunihechenhaogegezaitanlianai，jialideshengyixuyaochenhaogegebangchen，fouzezaojiujiangniganchuqule。”
yuanlai，yuanlaizhenxiangshizheiyangde。
“neiniyetingkebeide，zhipeiyongwoyongguodenanren。”zhidaozhenxianghoudetangtangfanqiangdao。
dianhuaneiduandeshenqianxuemingxiantingzhileyishun，jierlengxiaoyisheng：“jiejiebuguannizenmezuiying，xianzaikeshiwozaichenhaogegedechuangshangtangzhe。”
tangtangguaduandianhua，buyoudeshenqingyizhenhuanghu。
jichenhaoxihuannvshengwenroudafang、shanjierenyi，tabianzhuangshunv，yizhuangjiushi6nian。shenfushenmuxihuannverzhishudali，tabiannulixuexitabingbuxihuandechahua、wudao、gangqin。
tayiweizhiyaotazuohaozheiyiqie，tajiukeyi......
jiuzaitasixuyuepiaoyueyuanshi，turanjianyiliangdahuochecongduimianjichierlai。
tangtangjidafangxiangpan，kexi......
chenmendezhuangjishengbansuizhejianruidecitong。dapiandexianxuecongtadeshentililiuchu，zhouweiderenluanzuoyituan。
tangtangxinglaishi，yanqianyipianxuebai。
kongqizhongwenzheyoudianxiaoduyaoshuideqiwei，erbiansihuhaiyouxuexiaodeshangkelingsheng。
tagangxiangzuoqilai，jiugandaoyizhentouyunmuxuan。
这是在哪儿？
tabushiyinggaiyijingsilema......
tangtangerbianchuanlaiyidaoshuxiyouyouxiemoshengdeshengyin，“shentang，nimeishiba？”
沈糖？
shunjian，tadenaohaikongbaiyipian。
“shentang，nidaodiyoushimeishi？”duifangsihuyouxiebunaifandizaiciwendao。
zheishi，tangtangzhongyuhuiguoshenlai，muguangyumianqianderenduishi。
tayouxiechayi，zhanzaizijimianqiandejingranshinianshaoshidejichenhao，tashenshangchuanzhehuidungaozhongdexiaofu，lianshanghaidaizhexiexuzhiqiweituodeshenqing。
kanzheyanqiandejichenhao，tangtangbujinxianrulechensi。
shentang......huidungaozhong......
dengdeng，tanandaohuidaole......
ruguotameiyoujicuodehua，zheiyinggaishigaosanneinian，jichenhaohewaixiaodelanqiuduidabisai，tapaoqujijichenhaojiayoudaqi，jieguolanqiuzadaoletadenaodai，tabeijichenhaosonglaileyiwushi。
jiantangtangmeiyouhuiying，jichenhaonaizhexingziyouwenleyibian，“shentang，niyaoshiqingxingle，jiugaosuwoyoushimeishi。yaoshimeishi，neibianbisaihaidengzhewoni。”
yanqianjichenhaoheneitianchuguidejichenhaodeyangzimanmanzhonghe，tangtangbuyoudemeihaoshengdefanwendao：“nikanwoxiangmeishideyangzima？”
budengjichenhaoshuohua，tangtangyoujixushuodao：“beinidelanqiuzadaobenlaijiutouyun，nihaiyizhiwenwenwen，nidaodiyoumeiyouchangshia，bingrenzuixuyaodejiushianjing！”
jichenhaotingzhetangtangzheiyilianchuandezhize，buyoudecujinmeitou。
suirantangtangyizhizaizhuiqiuta，tayeduitangtangyoujifenhaogan。
danshitangtangjingranzheimegentajianghua，kanlaizuijintaduitangtangshiyouxiehaole，rangtashichongerjiaole。
xiangdaozheixie，jichenhaomeiyouyouyuzhuanshenjiuzoule。
tangtangkanzhejichenhaolikaidebeiying，buyoudesongleyikouqi，xinzhongantanyisheng：shuang！
yaoshijichenhaozaizaiyiwushiduodaiyihui，kongpatazhendehuiannabuzhuneixindechongdong，zhijiezaiyiwushilishangyanyichu“baodazhanan”deximale。
tangtangmilemiyan，zhunbeitangxiahuanhuan，yinyuejiantingjianzoulangchuanlaiyidaoshengyin。
“yantongxue，xiacinibunengtaokelaiyiwushishuijuele。”
“知道了。”
haiyourentaokelaiyiwushishuijue？tashangxuedeshihouzenmejiumeixiangdaoni！
tangtangxunshengkanqu，buguozhilaidejikandaonanshenglikaidebeiying，shenxingqingshoutingba。
“好看吗？”
“haibucuo。”tangtangxiayishidehuiying。