第一章 丑八怪?废材?

jingchengzhongyichupomiaozhong,baimoranbeirensisideanzhetou,zuili‘guliuguliu’deyebuzhidaobeiguanleshenmeyetijinqu。

“jiejie,nibieguaiwo,yaoguaijiuguainizhanzheguogongfudinvdetouxian,haibeicihunjilelingwangdianxia,lingwangfenghuajuedai,youqishinizheigechoubaguaijianfeicainengpeideqide?meimeisilaixiangqu,weiyouzheigebanfajibuhuikangzhi,younenglalonglingwang!”

什么鬼?

凌王?

丑八怪?

废材?

zheijiannvrenshizaigentashuohua?

sixuhaiweiliqing,shentishangbianchanshengleyiguqiangliedeyiyang,zheiguyiyangyouneierwai,sishiyigurehuoyiban,shaodetaquanshenguntang,bingqieyouyuelaiyueqiangshidejixiang。

baimorandemouzimengdezhengkai,zheizhongyiyangshizenmehuishi,zuoweixiaguoguwushijiachuanrenjiandingjiyaolishidetazenmehuibuqingchu?

jiannvrengangcaijitahededongxigenbenjiushicuiqingshui。

gangxiangfazuo,tounaoyitong,yigubushuyutadejiyipaishandaohaidexijuanerlai。

yuanlaitashidumeisi,juranchuanyuele,bingqieshichuanyuedaoyigetongyangjiaobaimorandeguogongfudinvdeshenshang。

suirantahaimeiyouchedixiaohuazheixiejiyi,danshilingsuidepianduanyishirangtanubukejie。

“jiejie,nifangxin,dengwojiajilelingwang,wobiandafacibei,buzairangxiarenjinisongsoufansoucai,yebuyongnixiyipichaile,bingqiehaihuibangnizhaoyigeyidengnucaijiale,yaozhidao,nijintianbeiwuleshenzi,bieshuoshiyidengnucai,jiusuanshijiebiandeqigaizhipayebuhuiyaonile……”

shuohuashuodetourudebaimoyaoyagenmeizhuyidaocishidebaimoranyijingqingxingleguolai。

qishen,zhengyaolikaipomiao。

turan,yiguqiangliedeshaqixilai,tayitaitou,jiuduishangbaimoranlengdaojizhideyanshen。

baimoyaoxiangshijianleguiyiyangdengyuanleshuangyan。

taxiadekeshiyaoliqiangjingdecuiqingshui,baimoranzenmekenengzheimekuaijiuqingxingguolai?

“你……”

yige‘ni’zichukou,biantingyisheng‘kaca’deshengxiang,baimoranyijinghuazhangweizhua,yishoujiukouzhuletadehoutou。

她的力道非常大。

dadejiangbaimoyaozhijietileqilai,jiaojianlidi。

neixianxidebozisihusuishiyaozaitadeshouliduandiao。

“lingwangnishidebudaole,buguoyuanbengaiwoshoudeyiqie,woquandouhaijini,meimeihaohaoxiangshou!”

hualuo,baimoranyishouqiangguobaimoyaohaiwozaishoulidepingzi,shouzhangyisong,baimoyaoluodi,haimeilaidejipaqilai,xiabajiubeibaimoranculudeniezhule,bingbingliangdeyetiquanshudaojinletadezuili。

baimoyaopinmingdefankangzhengzha,kexideshi,tadelidaohebaimoranjianzhishitianrangzhibie。

yetiquanshuguanjinletadehoutou。

“baimoran,nifenglebucheng?”

xiabazhongyubeisongkai,baimoyaopinmingdexiangjiangneixieyetikouchulai,kexideshi,zheixieyetizaojiuliujinlefuzhong,ercishi,baimoyaoyeyishidaoyaoxiaohenkuaifazuo,tapaqilaijiuyaotao。

baimoranyanjishoukuai,limadianletadexuedao,jiangtazhenggetuidaozaidi。

“zheijiusuanfeng?nihaimeijianguowogengfengdeyimian,yihouyoudeshijihui,manmanlai!”

hualuo,baimorantingdaoyizhenjicudejiaobusheng,zuijiaoweiweiyigou,tayigeshanshen,chulepomiao。

taqianjiaogangchuqu,jigemanliannongchuang、shenshangchuanzhepopolanlan,bingqiesanfazheqichouwubiweidaodeqigaibianyonglejinlai。

“咦?”

weishoudeqigailengleyixia,tababainiandoumeipengguonvrenle,jintianyourenjiletayiliangyinzirangtadaijigexiongdilaizheipomiaoliwuruyigechoubaguai。

ketamenjigejinlai,choubaguaimeikanjian,quekanjianyigezhangxiangtianxianyiyangdemeiren。

zheishitianshangdiaolexianbingxialai?

好运砸上头了?

zhidaotamenxiongdijigehaojinianmeikaihunkaolaotamenlaile?

xiangdaozheili,jirennalihaiannadezhu,lianmangkuanyijiedaipuleshangqu。

“gun,nimendoujiwogunkai,wokeshiguogongfudesanxiaojie,nimenganpengwoyixia,woyaonimendeming……”