第五章 大家乐才是真的乐

anzheyuanshendejiyizou,zoudaoguogongfudeshihouyishitaiyanggaogaogua。

jintiandeguogongfu,qifenguiyi,damenjinbi,lianmenkoudejigexiaosidouxiangshizhonglexieyiyang,juranlianzhengyandoumeiqiaoguota。

yiwangtamenkanjianyuanzhu,douhuiyitongjifeng。

kanlai,zuotiandeshizhengzaifajiaoa。

“daxiaojie,ninzenmecaihuilai?ninzuowanqunaerleya?youmeiyoushangzhenali,huoshishoushenmerenqifu?”

huanxidiediezhuangzhuangdechonglechulai,yizhangxiaolianshijinghuangshicuo。

huanxiyeshiyuanshendeyahuan,zhibuguoshigezhongxinde,xingziyeheyuanshenyiyangruanruohaoqi。

“womeishi!”baimoranshenshounieleniexiaoyatoudelian。

budebushuo,zheiyatouchulezhangxiangsangqileyixie,haitingxiuqide。

“daxiaojie,laoyehegefangfuren、xiaojiezheihuizhengzaidengzheninni,ninkuaixieguoquba,haohaohelaoyejieshijieshizuoyeweiguideyuanyin,xiangxinlaoyehuiraoledaxiaojiede!”

xiaoyatouyizhangzuijiushikuqiang。

像个小可怜一样。

“haolehaole,wozheijiuguoqu!”

roulerouzheijushentideshouwan,baimoranmanbujingxindechaozhezhengtingzouqu。

zheiyijinqu,haizhenruhuanxisuoshuode,zhenggezhengtingquanshiren。

zuozaigaotangdeshitaneibianyilaodieqingguogong,pangbianshiyahuanshangweidehushi,yiciwangxiashifuzhongdegedayiniang,haiyougefangdejiejiemeimeigegedidi。

zheimexieren,keyicouhaojizhuomajiangle。

baimoyaoshidiyigejiandaobaimoranjinlaideren,tayuanbenshiguizaidishangde,kanjianbaimoranzhihou,talimazhalemao,gubudezijicishizhengzaifansheng,tiaoqilaizhizhebaimoranjiurangdao,“die,jiushizheigejianrenhaidewo,tahaodudexin,jidunverzhangdebitameimao,bianxiangzherangrendianwunver,nverhaocana!”

zhengzheyanshuoxiahua,daoshiyitaoyitaode。

这技能谁不会?

baimoranshenshouzaixiaolianshangyimo,erhoulimaluchuyifudanxiaopashi,jinghuangshicuodemoyanglai,“meimei,nizheihuashiguaiwomeiqufuyuema?wozuotianwanshangzhendequle,zhishibandaoshangdiaogoulile,wofeilehaodadejingcaipashanglai,buxinnikan……”

baimoranlimachelechezijizuotianyinweijibukenaiersipodeyishang,kelianxixidezhanshijizhongrenkan。

zaiqiaojiantaetoushanghaiyouweigandeshuizi,haizhenyoudianxiangshidiaogouliqule……

baimoranhuishuozheigehua,shibaimoyaozuomengyemeixiangdaode。

yiwangzaizheigefuli,baimorandoushizuihaoqifude,jiaotaxiangdongtabuganxiangxi,jintianjurangandangzhezheimeduorendemiansahuang!

baimoyaoqidexiangshangqianquqiasibaimoran。

“nihushuo,mingmingjiushinihaidewo,nihaijiwoguanlezuihongyan,buxinwenhongzhu,hongzhukeshinizuixinrendeyatou,tazongbunengsahuangba?”

shuoba,baimoyaolimatuileyibaguizaidishanglengshendehongzhu。

红珠这才缓过神来。

fangcaitajiuyijingzhuyidaolebaimoran。

jintiandebaimoransihuhewangchangbuyiyangle,takanqilaihaishiweiweinuonuo,danbuzhiweihe,zongjueshitashenshangzangzheyiguzibaqi。

邪了门了。

“shishishi,daxiaojieyuanbenshizijixiangherensihui,houlaiyouzhuannianyixiang,gancuixianhaisanxiaojie!”

baimoranpielehongzhuyiyan。

吃里扒外的狗东西。

yihuizhijiejiaoniqujianyanwang。

baimoranyanzhongdeshaqiyezhishiyishanerguo,jiulimazhuangchengleyifuxiaokeliandemoyang,zhalezhayan,xuxinqiujiao,“meimei,shenmeshihongyanzui?ganshenmeyongde?hongzhu,niyedonghongyanzui?”

噗……

hongzhucishixiangsidexindouyoule。

yixianghaohunongdebaimoranjintianshizhongxielema?

居然会问这么多。

erbaimoyaoyelengleshen,zheihongyanzuikeshitahualedajiaqianmaihuilaide,bingbushishimianshangputongdecuiqingyao,ruoshizhendeshuntengmoguachaguoqu……

“jiu……jiushineizhongjiu,baimoran,nizhuangshenmezhuang?mingmingshiniguanwohexiaqude,nihaixiangdilai?”

baimoranzhalezhayan,yipainaodai,sihuzheicaixiangqilai,“ee,meimeishuodeshijiua,niyezhenshide,zheimehaodejiu,nizenmezijihe,yebufendianjidajia,diedienianjidale,jiuyinggaiduohedianjiububushenti,haiyoufuren,meishiyekeyilaidian,dajialecaishizhendelema!”