第02章:投胎是门技术活

“哗……”

youshenmedongxisuiledeshengyin,heiyezhongchuanchudandandeyoushang。

maonongnanshuangshouwudang,jiazhetui,niuchenglemahuazhuang,zhenggerenguodianbanzhandou,tongchumujijiao:“……cieee。”

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“raominga,woyeshifengmingxingshi!”shaonvyanshensaohuilaishi,tongchengyitanlannidedaobananaihaoqiurao,lianjiebadoujizhihaole。

budebugankai,dayidunzhendebaozhibaibing。

shaonvhunshenyingraozhenongnongshaqi,“fengming?fengsheideming?”

刀疤男眼神闪烁。

“a——”shougubeixionghenyizhe,duanliedegutoucipopifu,xianxuebengshe。

daobananmianseshunxijiangzi,chadiantongdeyuandiqushi,“shimuningxin!”piankebuganzaichiyidahou,“tashuozhiyaonisile,daoshenhoufubiannengyoutaxijue!”

shoushanglidaoyisong,daobananruandiezaidi。

“mu……ningxin?”shaonvshejianqingtianzhezuijiaodeyinhong,yishuangmanshiyexingdefengmouweixianyinyun。

可这到底怎么回事?

tajidezijigangganwanyipiaodade,chuizhekoushaoshanglezhishengfeiji,houlai……

turuqilaideliuxingyu,zhishengfeijihaoxiangbeishenmezazhongle,erbianzhishengxiabaozhasheng。

传说中的乐极升天?

mujiugeqingmouweideng,kanzhezijisuoxiaoleyigedudeshou。

“kaishenmeguojiwanxiao……”xiaohuazhenaozilineixiebushuyuzijidejiyi,chedihuihun。

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qiaodeshi,zheijushentidezhuren,yejiaomujiuge。

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yidaichuanqidejueshitiancai,shengchulegesanwufeicai!

你说好不好笑?

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你说可不可恨?

zheiyejiusuanle,huangshihaifeizhengyanxiadishuoshenmetiandingliangyuan。

良心真不会痛吗?

zhibuzhidaoshuohuangshiyaozaoleipide!

doushuolvyechenhonghua,wuguipeiwangba,zheishichulemendanghudui,haidejiangjiugenannvdengduibushi,helianmoxuanhemujiuge?

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haozaimujiugeshiletianpai,fanzhengtagujiaguarenyige,zainabushihuo。

不然呢?

laidoulaile,hainengzaisihuiqubucheng。

“zhunbeiqunaera……”zhengyicuncunwangwainuodedaobanandongzuoyizhi,beihouhuranxiangqiyinsenwubidesangyin,haosidiyuzaizhaohuan:“zheimemeidejinger,buzaikankan?”