第一章 被打出了bug

我叫刘奕。

wocongxiaojiumeiba,zhunquedelaishuo,woshenzhibuzhidaotajiaoshenme、shinaliren。

yinweiwomashige‘chituierfande’。

congxiaodaoda,wodouhuozaibierendezhizhidiandianzhong,yourenmawoshiyezhong,yourendangzhewodemianmawomabuyaolian,neishihou,wobudong,wofennu,weicijingchanghetonglingrendajia,ouerfaqikuanglai,yehuinazhuantouzaneixiesuizuidedaren,babierendadetoupoxueliu,yebeibierendadetoupoxueliu。

basuida,neihui,woyijingmingbaishile,zhidaowomade‘gongzuo’shishenmexingzhi。

woandiliyuanhenwoma,shenzhidangzhewomademian,matabuyaolian。

worangtazou,rangtalikaigongzuodedifang,ketazongshixiaozheyigejingdeyaotou。

zhidaohoulai,wocaizhidao,bushiwomabuxianglikai,ershitalikaibule,taheneilidelaobanqianlemaishenhetong。

yeshineigeshihou,wocaimingbaiwomaneihuidexiaorongyouduomedewunaihekuse。

wobuyuantale,wozhidaotazuoneiyiqiedoushiweilewo,weilenengrangwoyouqiandushu,guogenghaodeshenghuo。

neiduanrizi,woguodehentongku。

baitian,woqushangxue,daolewanshang,womabeikerendaijinfangjian,erwojiushouzaimenwai。

neizhongshenmeyezuobule,shenmeyebangbuletadeganjue,rangwowushucixintongdaozhixi。

wofashiyidingyaohaohaodushu,dengzhangdale,youqianle,jiudaitalikai。

quyigemoshengdechengshi,guoanwenderizi。

kezheiyitian,tameiyoudengdao。

zaiwoshisisuineinian,womadebingsizaileyiyuan。

womasihou,womagongzuodeyechanglaobanjiangwoganlechulai,womayougehaojiemei,wojiaotashuijie,shitakanwokelian,shouliulewo。

womasile,wohaohaodushudedongliyejiumeile,wokaishizibaoziqi。

wodexuexichengjizhixianxiahua,daolegaoer,meicikaoshi,wozongshidaoshudiyi。

neitian,woyoukaolegedaoshudiyi,banlidetongxuedouzaixiaowo,womeiyouzaiyi,wozaoyijingxiguanle,kerangwoqifendeshi,lianyezaichaofengwo。

lianshibanlidetiyuweiyuan,hewoyiyang,yeshibuxihuandushu,tazuixihuandejiushidalanqiuheqifuruoshixuesheng,zheicikaoshi,wodaoshudiyi,tadaoshudier。

dajiadoushichasheng,doushilaoshiyanlidehuaixuesheng,nichaoxiaowoshijigeyisi?

woxinzhongbufen,maletayiju。

woyuanbenyiweilianbuhuishengqi,kemeiyouxiangdao,tashishugoude,yirejiuciya。

“ha,nigeyezhong,nitaniangdeyeganmawo,nishibushipiyouyangyangle?”

liannaqishouzhongdelanqiujiuchaowozaleguolai,womeiduoguoqu,beizazhonglenaodai。

naodaibeiza,woyidiandoubuzaihu,keshiwozuijihuidejiushibierenmawoshiyezhong,dangxia,wojiunule,hongzheyanjingdengzhelian,“lian,nimacaishiyezhong。”

lianluqixiuzijiuzhunbeiguolaidawo,kezheishishangke**xiangle,tazhidezuoba,buguo,yiranxuzhizhewodebizi,shuo,“nixiaoziyouzhongjiufangxuedengzhe。”

wozhangdebingburuoxiao,lianyezhibiwogaobangenaodai,zhendanduidan,wobingbupata。

buguo,liandegegelifengshigehunjiemiande‘langzi’,zhangzhetagedeweishi,lianzaishierzhonghenhundekai,zhenggegaoernianjimeiyourenganreta,jiusuanshigaosannianjidexuesheng,yibanzhaoreleta,yezhiyoubeiqifudefen。

fangxuehou,wohenmeizhongdeconghoumenliule,xialeloudao,jiuwangxiaomenkoupaoqu。

zheigeshihou,yaoshizhenyouzhongdedengzheliandairenlaida,neicaishishadan。

我才没有那么傻。

ganggangpaodaoxiaomenkou,jiubeisangehuangmaolanlexialai,woxinzhonganhubumiao,lianshangjimangduichuxiaorong,congdoulitaochuyiheyan,wanzheyaoyigegededi,“jiweidage,youshihaohaoshuo,lai,chougenyan,jiangjianghuoqi。”

“liuyi,nige**,niyoubenshijixupaoa?”liannazheyigelanqiu,zouleguolai,yijiaotizaiwodehoutui,woyixiaziguizailedishang。

wozhengzhazhezhanqilai,youbeiliantileyijiao,zaiciguizailedishang。

“**gebide,nixiaozibushitingyouzhongdema?haiganmawo?nibuzhidaowoshisheia?”

“nigeyezhong,gennineisiqudemayiyang,doushimeiluandehuo......”

liandehuahennanting,zaiyicichupenglewodenilin,wodeshoubeineijigehuangmaoanzhule,buguowohaiyounaodai,wodetouhenhendechaozhelianzhuangqu。

lianmeixiangdaowohaiganfankang,yixiazibeizhuangzailedishang,tapaqilai,yijiaotizaiwodeduzishang,youzhuaqiwodetoufa,jiangdetoushijingdewangdishangke。

“ninaodaitingyingdea,haha,xinga,neiwojiukankannidenaodaiyouduoying?”

“lian,nihundan......”

woganjuenaodaiyuelaiyuetong,yuelaiyuehunchen,yaoyamaleyijuhou,bianshuangyanyibi,hunjueleguoqu。

lianhetadejigegenban,kandaowobushengrenshi,hedaole,jimangdiuxiawo,paole。

houlai,wocaizhidao,shishoumendelaodayeburenxin,jiangwobaojinleyihushi。

woxingguolaideshihou,zhengtangzaiyizhangbingchuangshang,woniutoukanqu,faxianyigenvyishengzhengzaizhengliyihuyongpin。

nvyishengshibeiduiwozhanzhe。

wokanguoqudeshihou,quefaxianzijikeyitouguonvyishengwaimiandebaisedaguakanjiantalimiandeneiyi,bujinruci,wohaikeyikanjiannvyishengdezhenggeshenti。

**!

这是怎么回事?

woyixiazimengle,shijingderoulerouyanjing,zaicikanguoqu,chuxianzaiwonaohaizhongdeyiranshinvyishengdeshenti,limianchuanshenme,doukandeqingchu。

幻觉!

这一定是幻觉!

wozhengchenjinzaihuanjuezhong,keyanjingchuanlaiyizhencitong,worenbuzhubishangleyanjing。

dengwozaicizhengkaiyanjing,kanguoqudeshihou,quefaxianshenmeyekanbule。

尼玛!

还真的是幻觉!

wohaiyiweilaoziyouleyishuangkeyikanqingyiqiexuwudeshentongni?!

“你醒了?”

“wozhiqianjianchalenidetoubu,meiyoushenmedawenti,zhishiyixiewaishang。”

nvyishengyijiuzaizhenglitadeyihuyongju,touyemeihuidefenfudao。

“zaole,yaochidaole!”woyikanqiangbishangguadezhong,jimangfanshenxiachuang。

“duile。”ganggangpaochuyihushidemen,woturanxiangqileshenme,zhuantoukanxiangnvyisheng,youxieqidaidewendao:“yisheng,nide**shangshibushiyoukezhi?”

nvyishengdelianyixiaziyinchenlexialai,meidengtafabiao,wojiujimangpaokai。

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