第三章自己送上门
shenshangyijiuhaichuanzhedamanbudingdewaitao，wangpingfeidechuxianrelailebushaoyiyangdeyanshen，zhibuguodabufenrendoushituideyuanyuandi，sihushengpazhanranshangqiongsuanmeiyunyiban。
zhengzhaohukerendehuangqingsongyekandaolewangpingfei，simuxiangduideshunjian，liangrendeyandidoushanguoleyimoyuandu。
“xiaofeia，nizenmelaile？”
“qianjitiannichuyu，wozheitaimangmeikongqujieni，zhenshibuhaoyisi。”
huangqingsongdaxiaozhe，xiandeshifenreqingshuluo，zhishineikeyitigaoleyindiaodechuyu，rangzhouweiderendiercihewangpingfeilakailejuli。
kanzheyanqianzheigewunianqianzijihaijiaozhehuangdagederen，zaiyixiangdaozijiwuniandelaoyuzhizaihexianzaiyijiarendejuejing，wangpingfeixiaole，xiaodehenpingjing。
“duile，liliyezaizhei。”
shuozheijuhuadeshihouhuangqingsongliezuichaowangpingfeiweiweiyixiao，neichunjiaohuduzenmekanzenmexiangshishenglizhezaixuanyaozaitiaoxin。
咔擦一下。
wangpingfeidequantouzhouranjinwo！
“老婆。”
suiranbuyuanyixiangxin，kehuangqingsongneiyijulaopochedirangwangpingfeixingwuleguolai。
buyihuiyigedabanshishangdenvrenzouleguolai，lianshangdedanzhuangjiangnvrenderongmaochengtuodegengjiameiyanle，zhishinvrenmeiyujiandeshikuaihegaoaozenmeyewufazhedang。
“laopo，nikansheilaile？”
nvrenzhouzhemeitoushangxiadaliangleyifanyanqianyishenqiongsuanqixidewangpingfei，yanedeshenqinghaowuzhegaidefuxianlechulai。
“wangpingfei，bieguaiwomeitixingni。”
“xianzaiwoshiqingsongdeqizi，nizuihaobuyaochanzhewo。”
gaoaoxiangshizaishishe，wunianqianzhanglilishiwangpingfeidenvpengyou，wunianhouquechenglehuangqingsongdelaopo，shishijiushirucixiju，renxinyeshirucixiane。
wangpingfeimingbaile，dangnianhuangqingsongshejixianhaiziji，qizhongbiranyeyouzhanglilideyingzi。
pingjingyixiaozhihou，wangpingfeilenglengdekanleyiyanneimanliangaoaodezhanglili，yiziyijububeibukangdao。
“fangxinhaole，woyoujingshenjiepi！”
yijujingshenjiepishuodebuxianbudan，queshirangzhanglilirutongyizhibeicaidaoleweibademumao，likejiuzhalemao。
“你什么意思？”
“wangpingfeixianzainizhishigelaogaifan，zhudingyibeiziwozaishangougouli。”
“niyoushenmezigeshuowo。”
“haole，laoponixianjinwu。”
huangqingsongtuiletuibiliangshangleyanjingbazhamaodezhangliliquanlehuiqu，yizhuantoukanxiangwangpingfeideyanshenzhouranyinlengleqilai。
精神洁癖？
nideyisishizhanglilishigelanhuo，neiwohuangqingsongqibuchenglejianpolande？
“wangpingfei，jirannibushitaiju，yebieguaiwobunianjiuqing。”
“zuowannidalewobadeshikeyisuanle，kenihaibuchuqianle，chenyulianjiushiwodixi。”
duoduobirendezitai，yibuyibubawangpingfeiwangjuewanglushangtuizhe。
“dangranruguonixianghunkoufanchi，guixialaiqiuwo。”
“wokeyishangniyikoufanchi。”
“buyong，wojintianlaishidushide。”
“zenmeyanghuanbuhuanying？”
wangpingfeiweiweiyixiao，yuqipingdandaolejidian，dianliyipiansijiguohou，shunjianbaofachulehongtangdaxiao，huangqingsonggengshixiaodedouzhibuqiyaole。
赌石？
nizhidaoyikuaishitouduoshaoqianma？
“dangranhuanying，kewozheibushezhang。”
wangpingfeizhishidandanyixiao，bawuqiankuaiqianrengdaolejutaishang，huangqingsongkanleyiyanneixieqian，mouzilidebiyisihaobujian。
“wuqiankuai，kezhenbushao。”
zhouweidekankeyizhenhongxiao，duiyudongzhejishiwan、shenzhiyushangqianwandefeicuieryan，wuqiankuainalaidushi，dequehanchendaolejidian。
buyuanchuhuojiashangdeyuanshicongdadaoxiao，anzhaochengsetijijiagecongjishiwandaojiqianbudeng，shuangyanweiweiyimi，neibaoguozaihouhoushiqiaozilidefeicuiyuanshi，limiandeqingkuangwangpingfeisuanshiyilanwuyu。
jiagegaodeneixieyuanshi，biaomiankaileyigechuangkou，keyijidushitoudekerenkandaoyixielimiandezhuangkuang，erzuixiamianjiqiankuaideshitou，wanquanbeihouhoudewaiqiaobaoguo，liangzhefengxianbuyaneryu。
zhishiculveyisao，wangpingfeijiufaxianneiyipaijiagegaodeherendeyuanshi，suiranyouxieanzangxuanji，kedadoubaixuqizhong，fandaoshizuixiacengneiyiduiliangqianchutoudefeiliaoli，zangzhejikuaibucuodeshitou。
“就这两块了。”
nazheliangkuaiquantoudaxiaodeshitou，wangpingfeizhanqileshen，zheiyixiazidianpulineidaxiaoshenggengjiamengliele。
“wangpingfei，kanyangziniyidianzhangjindoumeiyou。”
“yaoburanwozaijinigejihuiruhe？”
shenweiyushidianlaobandehuangqingsongjueduishicizhongxingjia，zhishiculvedekanleyiyan，huangqingsongjiuzhidaowangpingfeitiaoxuandeshitou，jiusuannengchuhuoyebuguoshixiadengdepinzhi。
“buyong，jiwoqiekai。”
jianwangpingfeisidaolintouhaifengqingyundan，huangqingsongsihushijuedezijidegaoaoshoudaoletiaoxin，lenglengyixiaohaobuliuqingdeshuoleyiju。
“jiranruci，neijintianwodaoyaokankanniruhedierciyibaitudi。”
“给他切开。”
yushidianlideshifujieguowangpingfeidilaideshitou，fangzaishoulidianledian，tongyangshiyouxiebiyidekanleyiyanwangpingfei。
molunshengyinxiangqi，shifenzhongzhihoudiyikuaishitoudewaibiaoyijingbeidamolekailai，kelimianyiranmeiyoubandianjianlv。
huangqingsongchunjiaodelengxiaoxixueyuelaiyueqingxi，zhiyouwangpingfeiyijiupingjingruchang。
diercishifenzhongzhihou，turanyourenjinghuleyisheng。
“绿了！”
huangqingsongmeitouweiweiyizhou，huitouyikanguoranneishitouliluchuleyimolvse，zhibuguozaikandaoneilvsejiqidedanbo、erqiehaijiazazhezazhizhihou，huangqingsongyouxiaolede，xiaodeneijiaoyigedeyi。
“jiuzheipinzhi，gumozhejibaikuaiqianba。”
jianlelvneishifuyemeijixudamoxiaqu，zhishichaowangpingfeidandandeshuoleyiju。
“继续磨！”
erwangpingfeiyijuhuadisicizaidianpulixianqileyipianhuaran。
“jiuzheipinxiang，nandaonihaixiangzhenengtiaose？”
qiegeshifuyouxiebiyidediguzhe，dushixingdangdejingxianhe**juefeiwaixingrennenggouxiangxiang，yuanbenpinxiangbuhaodeliaozi，yeyoukenengxiayimiaozhongjiurangrenyanqianyiliang。
“jixuqieba，woyaorangtasidechedi。”
duiyuroutishangdezhemoeryan，huangqingsongsihugengjiaxiwangzaijingshenshangchedijikuawangpingfei。
molundeshengyinchixuxiangqi，wufenzhongzhihousuoyourendoushayanle，jigeannaibuzhuqingxudeyijingdengdaleyanjingjinghuleqilai。
“zhei......zheishidiwanglv！”