第1章

woyeyezaidifuzaofanle,yanwangpaiguichabawolinghunjudaodifu,rangwoquanjiangyeye,woshijujuede,dayimieqinwozuobudao。danshiyanwangtongyiwoji150nianshouyuan,neiwozhihaochumaiwoyeyele。

1,

wogangjiabanhuidaosushe,jiujiandaoheibaiwuchangzuozaiwojiashafashang,dunshibawozhijiehesile。

laidaodifudeshihou,wodouhaimeinengjieshouzijiyijingsidiaozheigeshishi。

直到进入阎王殿内,

yanwangnianchuwodemingzihouwocaiquexin,wosile,woxiadifule。

「yehao,zhidaoniweishenmehuichuxianzaizheilima。」yanwangweiyandeshengyinrangwobuganzhishita。

wokuxiao:「woyangshouyijin。」

woshizhenmeixiangdaozijihuishibeiguichajihesi。

「bu,shijishangnihaiyou40niankehuo。」

wowenyan,dengdashuangyankanxiangyanwangdianshangdeyanwang。

「那我怎么会死!」

「shibushinimengoucuohunle?」

「heng!」sheizhiyanwanglenghengyisheng,

「yaoguaijiuguainineihaoyeye,shitabanihaile。」

2

woxinzhongyiwantoucaonimazaibenteng,woyeyesilehaojinianle,anlishuodoutoutaileba,tazenmehaiwo?

「ganwenyanwang,zheiguanwoyeyeshenmeshi。」

「shuoqizheigewojiuhuomaosanzhang。」

「wokantayangshiyouxiegongde,jiuliutazaidifudangcha,tadaohao,juranqibingzaofanwo。」

「jiwodifuzaochengjidayingxianghesunshi。」

「nishitazaishishangweiyideqinren,womenzhaonilaishiyaoniquanjiangta。」

「rangtabuyaoyitiaoluzoudaohei。」

「fouzezhinengyongnideshouyuanlaidixiaotadezuinie。」

「yuanwangyayanwang,wozhishitasunzi,youbushitadie,pingshenmeyaowoshouyuandixiaotadezuinie。」

yeyeya,jianguokengdiede,meijianguozheimekengsunzide。

woxinzhongbawozijizuzongshibadaimalegebian!

3

「heng!wozhaonixialaibushitingnijiaobiande。」

阎王一拍桌子,

woheyitiao,zhihaolaolaoshishidizhegenaodai。

「shiqingbanhaole,woyebuhuirangnibaigan,youhaochude。」yanwangshengyinhuanhelexiehoushuodao:「niyaoshinengrangniyeyetoujiang,wobudanrangnihuidaoyangjian,hairangnihuodaobaisui。」

「niyeyewoyebuzhuijiuta,rangtaqutoutairendao。」

wohaishidizhetou,shijishangyanzhuzizaizhuan,woyeyeyaoshizaofanchenggongdehua,woshitaweiyidesunzi,tagaodiyeyaojiwogehaodezhiweiba。

wodaodiyaobuyaozhanzaiyeyeneibian。

好难评呀。

buguoxiangdaoyanwangdifucunzaizheimejiuyuan,kendingmeineimejiandande,jiuyeyezheijiahuozaofanchenggongcaiguai,ziguyilainongminqiyinengchenggongdeyoujige?

jianyehaodizhetoubuhuihua,yipangdeniutouyijiaochuaizaiwopigushang,chadianbawotishuaidao。

「yanwangdarenwennihua,nifashenmedai。」

「得再加点。」

wozheihuayichu,niutoumamian,heibaiwuchangdengguichayiliancuoe,

bayanwanghaixiangshuofuwodehuadoujibiehuiqu。

wodashengshuodao:「tashiwoqinyeye,worangtafangqizheimedashiye,shiyaoxishenghendade,dezaijiwojia50nianshouyuan。」

2

yanwangyidengyanjiuyaofanu,buguotaxianglexianghouyoudiantoudao:「hao,chengjiao。」

yeyeya,nikebieguaiwobuzhannizheibian,xingshibirenqiang,nisunziwohaimeijiyejiachuanzongjiedaini,

不能就这么死了。

「niyeyetamendabenyingduinilaishuolutuyaoyuan。」

「woxuyaojinichuanshouyixiexiuliangongfa。」

「youyidingfangshennenglihouzaichufa,fouzenizailushangjiusile,neiyebaibailangfeiwomendejingli。」

woyitinglushanghaiyouweixianjiujinzhangdewen:「yanwang,nimenbunengzhijiebawosongdaowoyeyedipanma?」

「womenyikaojinjiuhuibeifaxian,erqiewozhijiesongniguoqumudetaimingxian。」

「niutoumamian,zheixiaozijiujiaojinimenle。」yanwangjiaodaileliangjuzhihoujiulikaile。