woyeyezaidifuzaofanle,yanwangpaiguichabawolinghunjudaodifu,rangwoquanjiangyeye,woshijujuede,dayimieqinwozuobudao。danshiyanwangtongyiwoji150nianshouyuan,neiwozhihaochumaiwoyeyele。
1,
wogangjiabanhuidaosushe,jiujiandaoheibaiwuchangzuozaiwojiashafashang,dunshibawozhijiehesile。
laidaodifudeshihou,wodouhaimeinengjieshouzijiyijingsidiaozheigeshishi。
直到进入阎王殿内,
yanwangnianchuwodemingzihouwocaiquexin,wosile,woxiadifule。
「yehao,zhidaoniweishenmehuichuxianzaizheilima。」yanwangweiyandeshengyinrangwobuganzhishita。
wokuxiao:「woyangshouyijin。」
woshizhenmeixiangdaozijihuishibeiguichajihesi。
「bu,shijishangnihaiyou40niankehuo。」
wowenyan,dengdashuangyankanxiangyanwangdianshangdeyanwang。
「那我怎么会死!」
「shibushinimengoucuohunle?」
「heng!」sheizhiyanwanglenghengyisheng,
「yaoguaijiuguainineihaoyeye,shitabanihaile。」
2
woxinzhongyiwantoucaonimazaibenteng,woyeyesilehaojinianle,anlishuodoutoutaileba,tazenmehaiwo?
「ganwenyanwang,zheiguanwoyeyeshenmeshi。」
「shuoqizheigewojiuhuomaosanzhang。」
「wokantayangshiyouxiegongde,jiuliutazaidifudangcha,tadaohao,juranqibingzaofanwo。」
「jiwodifuzaochengjidayingxianghesunshi。」
「nishitazaishishangweiyideqinren,womenzhaonilaishiyaoniquanjiangta。」
「rangtabuyaoyitiaoluzoudaohei。」
「fouzezhinengyongnideshouyuanlaidixiaotadezuinie。」
「yuanwangyayanwang,wozhishitasunzi,youbushitadie,pingshenmeyaowoshouyuandixiaotadezuinie。」
yeyeya,jianguokengdiede,meijianguozheimekengsunzide。
woxinzhongbawozijizuzongshibadaimalegebian!
3
「heng!wozhaonixialaibushitingnijiaobiande。」
阎王一拍桌子,
woheyitiao,zhihaolaolaoshishidizhegenaodai。
「shiqingbanhaole,woyebuhuirangnibaigan,youhaochude。」yanwangshengyinhuanhelexiehoushuodao:「niyaoshinengrangniyeyetoujiang,wobudanrangnihuidaoyangjian,hairangnihuodaobaisui。」
「niyeyewoyebuzhuijiuta,rangtaqutoutairendao。」
wohaishidizhetou,shijishangyanzhuzizaizhuan,woyeyeyaoshizaofanchenggongdehua,woshitaweiyidesunzi,tagaodiyeyaojiwogehaodezhiweiba。
wodaodiyaobuyaozhanzaiyeyeneibian。
好难评呀。
buguoxiangdaoyanwangdifucunzaizheimejiuyuan,kendingmeineimejiandande,jiuyeyezheijiahuozaofanchenggongcaiguai,ziguyilainongminqiyinengchenggongdeyoujige?
jianyehaodizhetoubuhuihua,yipangdeniutouyijiaochuaizaiwopigushang,chadianbawotishuaidao。
「yanwangdarenwennihua,nifashenmedai。」
「得再加点。」
wozheihuayichu,niutoumamian,heibaiwuchangdengguichayiliancuoe,
bayanwanghaixiangshuofuwodehuadoujibiehuiqu。
wodashengshuodao:「tashiwoqinyeye,worangtafangqizheimedashiye,shiyaoxishenghendade,dezaijiwojia50nianshouyuan。」
2
yanwangyidengyanjiuyaofanu,buguotaxianglexianghouyoudiantoudao:「hao,chengjiao。」
yeyeya,nikebieguaiwobuzhannizheibian,xingshibirenqiang,nisunziwohaimeijiyejiachuanzongjiedaini,
不能就这么死了。
「niyeyetamendabenyingduinilaishuolutuyaoyuan。」
「woxuyaojinichuanshouyixiexiuliangongfa。」
「youyidingfangshennenglihouzaichufa,fouzenizailushangjiusile,neiyebaibailangfeiwomendejingli。」
woyitinglushanghaiyouweixianjiujinzhangdewen:「yanwang,nimenbunengzhijiebawosongdaowoyeyedipanma?」
「womenyikaojinjiuhuibeifaxian,erqiewozhijiesongniguoqumudetaimingxian。」
「niutoumamian,zheixiaozijiujiaojinimenle。」yanwangjiaodaileliangjuzhihoujiulikaile。