chechuangchu，luchuyizhangqiaosheng——e，luchulimianyizhangyuangungundedalian，saozhoumei，baoziyan，bikongshangfan，zuichunhuantu，bangdayao——e，yaobeimachedangzhule，kanbudao。
yebuzhidaoshibushicuojue，zaimuguangjiechudeyishunjian，wangzianjingranganjueneicheshangdechengjiaxiaojie，jingranchongzhezijifeichang“wumei”dixiao。
wangziandunshijiuqileyishenjipigeda。
biyuexiuhua，zheishibahuadoujidusileba!
taxinyouyujidihuiguotoulai，muguangyouyuandiqiaoleyiyan，qianzhenverduozailubiandenianqingfuren。
guoranyuepiaoliangdenvrenyuehuipianren，chadianjiushanglezheinvrendeedang!
macheshangdechengfu“jiaren”jinghongyixian，chechuangshunjianchuixia，zairenqunluanqibazaodebiaobaihexuanxiaozhongjianxingjianyuan，wangdongshierqu。
呸!
meichuxi，zheiqunbuxiangnuliledechounanren，buyaolian，kuitamennengxiadequzui!
wangzianbiyidiqiaoleyiyan，weisuizhemache，hunzaibuduandashengbiaobaidenanrenbaileizhongjian。
he——sheiqudaosheidaomei，yebupawuyemenghuibeihesi。
“buxing，wodequkankan，daodishinagedaomeidanhuizhuangdaodayun，haha，yebuzhidaodongfangdeshihou，huranjiandaozijidexinniangzi，talianshangdebiaoqingnengyouduojingcai——”
wangzianyibianpinmingwangqianji，yibianbuwueyidifufeishenbianzheixietonglei。
tabuzhidaodeshi，zaineiyanshenjiaohuideyishunjian，cheliyexiangqiyishengdididejingtansheng。
“yingermeimei，kandaomei，kandaomei，neiweishushengzhangdezhenshitaihaokanle!kuaitingxia，kuaitingxia，woxiaqujinizhuolelai——”
“jiejiexiuyaohushuo，shenmezhuobuzhuode，womenyoubushishanzei，yaoqiangyazhaifuren，beidiediezhidaoxiaoxinsilannidezui。zaishuo，woyoubushizhenyaozhaogefuxu……”
yidaowanzhuanqingroudeshengyindidixiangqi，ganggangtiaoqidechechuangshunjianbeizhongxinlalexiaqu。
cheneisuijixiangqiyidaoyayicuhaodexiaonaosheng。
“pashenmepa，wozheijiaonvchengfuye，diedangnianzaiwagangbushiye——aiyo，bieqiabieqia——neiweixiaoshushengzhangdekezhenjunqiao，wokanzhendekeyi……”
ruguowangzianzhidao，zijiganggangxianxiejiubeirenqiangquzuoleyazhaifuren，kongpazaojiuluohuangertao。
cishi，taquanranbuzhiweixiandigenzhechedui，zouzoutingting，xinqingyuyuedichuizheyouyangdekoushao，yixinyiyixiangyaochichengyaojinjiadeyigedagua。
dongshidezhongjian，youyichutingdadeguangchang。cishi，guangchangdezhengzhong，daqileyigeercengdecaipeng。
caipengqianmianrentouzandong，youyoutoufenmiandequanguizidi，youshenzheqingsezhangshandeguoziliuxuedeshusheng，yeyouyishanpojiumianyoucaisedeputongbaixing，zuiguofendeshi，limianhaijizhebushaotoufadoubailedabandelaojiahuo……
jiuzheixiaoshenzigu——yixiangdaocheneinvziweimengdexingxiang，wangziannaohaizhongbuyoushanguoyifuhuamian，xuanjidalegehanzhan。haoba，huofuwumen，weirenzizhao，zheimedayibanianjile，haixiangxuerenjiachikouruande，zhinengxiwangtamenziqiuduofule。
lidetaiyuankanbuqingchu，lidetaijinyouzhongqiudefengxian。wangziandongzhangxiwang，xiangzhaogeanquanyoushushidejudian。
“bixia，nikan，zheilihaoxiangjiubucuo，weizhianquanyouyinbi，juebuhuibeiwojianeiliangyatouchoudao……”
chengyaojinwangzheqianfangbuyuanchudeyigejiaoluo，yanjingdunshijiushiyiliang。
“guoranshihaodifang，beifengchaoyang，qianmianhaiyouyikelaowaibozishu，zhijie，niyanguangbucuo——buguo，woshuoguoduoshaocile，zaiwaimianbuyaojiaowobixia，jiaoerlang——”
lishimindianlediantou，duichengyaojintiaoxuandeweizhibiaoshimanyi。
“好的，陛下——”
chengyaojinfuyandiyingleyiju，ziguzizhaolegejiaoluoxianmaoqilai。yaoshibeijialineiliangyatoufaxianzijitoutouchulaikan，neibushiyaolelaomingle。
“wokan，yaobujiuzheilileba，xuancheng，nikanni——”
lishiminniutoukanleyiyanyizhilazheyizhangchouliandeweizheng，xiaohehediwenleyiju。
“wowusuowei，wojiushiyaokankan，tachenglaopifudaodiyaozhaogeshenmeyangdenvxu!”
weizhengyishuaixiuzi，yuqibufendihuileyiju。
“zhaoshenmeyangdenvxuyebuguannimenjiapishi，zenmeyebizhaonimenjialaoerqiangyibaibei。heng——sangunzizabuchugexiangpi，bieshuowojiayatoukanbushang，laofukanzhedoubieqi!”
chengyaojinhaobuliuqingdifanchunxiangji。
“nimenjianeijigehanghuoguaibubieqi，tiantianzaizhanganreshishengfei，he——zhangansihai，mingtoudaoshibiwojialaoerxiangliangdehen……”
lianggerengezichuihuzidengyan，ranhouqiqilenghengyisheng，niuguoqutouqubudaliduifang。
lishiminbuyouyizhentouteng。
zicongweizhengweierziqinzidaochengfuqiuqinbeijuhou，jiugenchengyaojinduishangle，xianghukanbushunyan。
“laocheng，shuoshihua，nimenjiayatoudaodishizaxiangde，jiusuanxuanchengjiadebuchengqi，bushihaiyouwomendema?nikan，chengqian，qingque，haiyoukeer，nayigebushigedinggedehaorencai，zhiyaonikendiantou，jinzhenimenjiaguinvtiao，zhiyurangguinvchulaipaozheixiuqiuma?zheibushixiahunaoma!”
chengyaojinheweizhengwenyan，qiqifanlegebaiyan。
nimenjianeiwoziyemeishenmehaodongxi!
……
wangzianhuanmusigu，jianrenqunzhiwaidejiaoluoli，yousangelaonanrenzaineilitantoutannaodiwangcaipengchuguanwang。yanqianbuyouyiliang，jiuzheilile!
zuoyiwaibozilaoshu，beikaogaogaodeqianggen，beifengchaoyang，anquanganheshushidudunshilaman!
“kexi，shaoleyipengguazi……”
wangzianbuwuyihandiyaoleyaotou，linzheyangrouxinbuzouleshangqu。
“sanweilaoge，qiaorenaoni……”
wangzianwanggenqianyicou，jingzhijiujidaolishiminhechengyaojinzhongjian。
zheigeweizhi，jiaoduzhenghao，yangguangyezhenghao，hainengkaozhewaibozilaoshu，weizhijuejia。
ruguobushilaoyuanjiukandaozheixiaozijiaobuxufu，shigeshouwufujizhilidexiaoshusheng，gangkaojinneihuierchengyaojinjiuyijiaoyazijichuaichuqule。meixiangdaodeshi，zheixiaozihaowuzijue，jingranbazijijijichulaile!
qidetalenghengyisheng，jiuxiangfazuo，zheishi，lishiminheweizhengyebuyouniutoukanzheizhihuranjijinlaidehashiqi。
sangerenbuyueertongdishanguoyigeniantou：zheishisheijiadezidi，haoyiweifengdupianpiandejiagongzi!
jiulianqihenghengxiangyaofazuodechengyaojin，yuqidoubuzijuehuanhelejifen。
“nishisheijiadezidi，weihelaofumeijianguoni?”
wangzianyebuyoulengleyixia，meixiangdaoweisuodiwozaizheilidesangejiahuo，qidugedinggedebufan。
shenbiandeganshoulaozhehekuiwuhanziqiebushuole，zhongjianneiweisanshichutoudezhongniannanzi，jianmeixingmu，qiduyongrong，yishuangxiazhangdemouzirugujingbubo，shenchenneilian。suiranshenshangdejinxiuzhangpaoshaoxianpojiu，danshenshangneizhongjinguideqiduyadouyabuzhu，rangnibuzijuedibamuguangjizhongdaotadeshenshang。
我呸!
zhangdehaokanlebuqia，yigedananren，zhangchengzheiyangzi，nizheishiyaokaolianchifanhaishizadi。
zongzhi，biwoshuaidemeiyigehaodongxi。