不说这句话还好。
lichunfengyishuo...wangyoumendoumengle。
youqishizhuboxiaotiantian，tayanshenzhujianchuxianleyimofennu，danjinjiezheyouandanle。
“这女人有病。”
chenzheshouyudekongdang，lichunfengyinweiyaolingqujiangli，biankanzheduimianneigezhubo。
jinjinzhishiyiyan，zhilimanjidelichunfeng，shunjianjiucongqiyandishenchu，kandaoleyiguhenjuewangdexinxi。
想来也是。
xiangtazheimenianqing，haoburongyidaolerenshengzhongdehuihuangjieduan，mashangjiugaixiangshoushenghuole。
jieguojianchachuledabing，geshei...sheibunanshou？
lichunfengshiyouxietongqingtade，dantayewunengweili，duizhetadiandiantou，kaikoudao。
“baoqian，wobuhuipk，nizhaobierenwanba。”
shuozheijuhua，haishiyinweizheigezhubodexinggeranglichunfengyanqianyiliang。
jinjiezhe，zhuboxiaotiantianjianlichunfengzhongyushuohuale，xinzhongdebumanyexiaoshidaijin，jiangyandideshiwangyinzang，manshixiaorongdeshuodao。
“haoe，neinihaohaodiaoyu，zhengquduodiaoyidian！”
“neiwojiuxianzoula，baibai。”
啪，连线断掉。
“zhuboazhubo，nishizhenshahaishijiasha？zheimehaodejihui，nijiusuanbuhuipk，niyehaohaoliaoliaotiana！”
“shiya！duimianneigezhubosuanshidouyinlimiandetianhuabanzhiyile！ruguoninengjitajiejiaoshang，yihouzhibojianchibaobuchoulejiu！”
“ai...wolaitichunfengshuoyijuba，kantasangeyuedezhibo，bieshuotabuhuilianxianle，tashenzhiyitiandoubuhuishuojijuhua！zuiduodejiushi...zhongyushangyule！suoyi，ganggangzhenbushitabulimao。”
“xingba，woyeshihaoxintixing，bijingkanzhubozhangdetingshuaide，danzenmeyifuchuandezheimeposuni？”
“zoulezoule，kanxiaotiantianqulou。”
renaozhishiyishide，jiwanrendezhibojian，shunjianjiudiaodaolezhiyoujibairen。
duici，lichunfengdaoshibingmeiyoushenmexinlishangdebianhua，jiangyuerzhenghaohou，ganjingliluodejiangganjipaolechuqu，jixudiaoyu！
zhibuguo，haimeiyouguoquduojiu，youshiyigelianxianqingqiufasongleguolai。
“xitong，jiubunengjujuema？”
lichunfenghenwunaideshuodao，yiwangsangeyuediaoyuyemeizheizhongqingkuanga。
youanjing，younengsikaorensheng，duoqieyi？
“ding，youyulianxianshiguanfangqiangzhisuowei，guerbunengguaduan。”
“那你接过来吧。”
gangshuowan，zhibohuamianjiuduoleyige，kanduimianjingranyoushiyigexiaojiejie。
buguobiqiqianmianneiwei...zheigeshushishibeiyanzhishuifenjihuachulaide。
dannaibuzhuduimianrenxihuana...lichunfengdezhibojianyoubeichongjile。
suiranmeixiaotiantianneibomeng，danyeshanglezuzuwuqianduoren。
“hahaha，jingranshiyibairendoubudaodezhibojian，wocaizhubomashangjiukaitianle！”
“zezeze，haizhuangni，kuaikana！nizhibojianyijingliuqianduorenle！！”
“diaoyuzhibojian？douyinhaizhenshishaojian。”
“wokao，zhubozheimenengzhuangdema？jingranhaibukanzhibojianyiyan！！？”
raner，bujinshiwangyoumen。
duimianneigemingjiao“ruoxue”dezhubo，benlaitaliandaozheizhongzhibojianjiuhenxianqi，danweilexingxiangyebunengbiaoxianchulai。
lingwai，zheisuiranshiguanfangqiangzhide，danduiyutamenzheizhongrenlaishuo，jianzhijiushifuli！
weishenme？wanyipengjiangefuerdai，neibuzhijiejiaruhaomenle！！
danhenkexi...talianlebuxiawugele，yaomejiushinvde...yaomejiushiyikanjiuhenxiatoudeneizhongnanren。
yanxia，tabenlaixiangzheduimianzheigerenyikanzijizheimeduofensi，budetianyibo？
寻思当个乐子呢。
jieguo...zheirenjingranliankandoubukantayiyan！jitaqidechadianpokoudama！
bunengma，budaibiaotameibanfazhizheigenanren，henkuai，jiutingtakaikoushuodao。
“ai，shiwobuhaokanle，shiwobulimaole，shiwo...cuofule！”
“zheiweixiaogege，neiwojiutuile...”
说完，直接挂。
jinjiezhe，lichunfengdezhibojianjiukaishileyibomazhan。
weizijijiazhubogandaofennubei！
zheixieruoxuejiadefensimen...bujinkaima，shenzhizhijiebaganggangneigehuamianjilulexialai。
jinjiezhejiushifabushipin，qituranggengduoderenlaimazheigejiaochunfengderen。
xiaoguohenmingxian，jielianlianggexiaoshi...lichunfengdezhibojianbuduandejinlairen。
shuodehua，jiubuyongtile，doushimalichunfengmeiyouyidianqingshang，meiyouyidianbishude。
李淳风怎么看？
“ding，gongxisuzhuchenggongdiaoqiwutiaoyu，muqianyijingzangoushidian，shifoushiyong？”
sisuolepianke，lichunfengcaishuodao。
“tizhijia5dian，erlijia5dian。”
gangshuowan，lichunfengganjuezijideshentijiuhaoxiangbeiturantaokongleyiban！danmashang，yigushifenshushideganjuejiuyongshanglexintou。
tizhi...yijiumeishaganjue，danerliqueshiranglichunfengyouxiezhenjingleqilai！
zixitingqu，tajingrannenggoutingdaoshimizhiwaidedongjing！erqiehaihenqingxi！
“erliyaoshimanjile...huibuhuigenqianlieryiyangni？”
lichunfengguguaidexiangzhe，quanranmeiyoulihuizhibojiandeneixieheifen。
tahenxiangshoushouhuodekuaile，yinweizheishitashiyizhanmanxintoudeweiyilequ。
kanleyiyanshijian，yijingkuailiudianzhongle。
pingshilichunfengyeshizheigedianxiabo。
“zaidiaoyitiaohuijiayu！”
jiangyuganwenwenpaochu，lichunfengjingjingdengleqilai。
“ding，jieshoudaoshanchengkaoguduidelianxianqingqiu，shifoujietong？”
kaogudui？lichunfengyouxielengzhule。
zheizhongtuanduihaikaizhiboma？
“接通。”
zheishilichunfengdiyiciduimougezhibojiangandaohaoqi，buyoudetaitoukanleguoqu。
huamianyoudianhei，kanyangzishizaimuzhong？
“zhubonihao，womenshishanchengkaoguduide，yinweiguanfangsuiji..henbaoqiandaraonie。”
“没事。”
lichunfengkanzhelimian，tamenzhengzaiyigeleisitongdaodelimianxingzouzhe。
gaishuobushuo，zheigeshijiedekejiyinggaibizijilaojiafadataiduole！
shenrudixiazhibodounengyouxinhao...henniu！
jiuzailichunfengzhunbeilimaoxingshihunongliangju，jixuzhuanxindiaohuijiayudeshihou。
turan！duimianzhibojianxiangqileyidaocanjiaosheng！jinjiezhe，jiuyoushengyinhandao。
“biedong！dajiadoubiedong！zheitongdaolimianbeianzhuanglejiguan！”
“kuaijiaorenlai！jiaoshougenxiaolibeikunzaijiguanzhongjianle！！”
“xianjixiaolirenggejijiubaoa！tabeineigejianjicishangle！kuaizhixue！buranyoushengmingweixian！”
“zenmehaibulairena！！”
xiaoshuo《wozhibodiaoyu！lianxianzhidiankaoguduixiamu》di4zhangshidujieshu。