第3章 主播你确定这踏马是窜天猴?

“呼!”

shijianfangfotingzhileyiyang。

整个院子鸦雀无声。

zhibojiandedanmuquyeanjingdechuqi。

luxuanbeiduizhejingtou,tatiaowangzhecuantianhoufeichuqudefangxiang。

wangyoumenyehetayiyang,quandoupingzhuhuxitiaowangzhe。

几秒钟之后…

yuanchuxiaoshanshangkongchuxianleyigeguangdian——neishicuantianhoubaozhadeguangdian!

“砰!”

jingleiyiyangdebaozhasheng,jingqileshanlinzhongdeniaoer。

dapiandapiandeniaoersixiataocuan!

tamenweizhexiaoshanpanxuanleyihuier,zuihoufeiyuanle。

shijiezaicihuifuleanjing。

直播间:?????

wangyoumendeneixinyouruwanmabentengyiyang,quandoubengbuzhule!

zaiduanzandejimiaozhongchenjizhihou…

直播间瞬间炸了!

【wodigeqinnianglei!zheizheizhei…zheidaodishishenmeqingkuanga***!】

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【jiunimalipu!zheicuantianhouganggangfeiledeyou800miba?】

【800mi?kaijimaowanxiao!jueduibuzhi800mi,zheicuantianhoumucezuishaofeichuqu1gongliyishang!haiyouzheibaozhaweilifeichangbuhelihaoba!】

【jintianjiusuantianwanglaozilaile,zheiyebushicuantianhou!】

wangyoumenquandouxianrulelingluanzhizhong!

你管这叫炮竹?

你管这叫窜天猴?

这射程是怎么肥四?

zheigendaleisidebaozhayoushizenmefeisi?

窜天猴?

zheidouganshangjujiqiangleba!

太震惊了!

太让人难以接受了!

yaobushijingtouhuangdongtailihai、haiyoushanlibeijingqidexiaoniao,zheitemesheixiangxinshizhendea!

lingluanguohou,ganggangneixietucaoluxuandanxiaodewangyoumen,xianzaiganjuezijilianshang**ladeteng!

太特么打脸了!

是我们草率了啊!

shuoshenmerenjiazhuboguoyujinshen…

tamenzhongyumingbaiweishenmeluxuanneimejinshenle!

ganggangneizhongchengdudecuantianhou…

肯定得谨慎啊!

说什么用手拿着放…

说什么用嘴叼着放…

jiuganggangpenchulaideqilang,zhenggerendounengjipenmeile!

小丑竟是他们自己!

wangyoumenfenfenfanyingguolaishenme——luxuanfangdeshiteshujiagongdecuantianhou!

类似浓缩版的那种!

suiranwangyoumenbuzhidaoluxuanshizenmebandaode,dandajiadoubeiluxuanzheiyibocaozuojizhenjingle!

【zhenherena***!zhubonifangdezheishipojipaoba?】

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【liyunlong:eryingzhang,bataniangdeyi…cuantianhoulashanglai!】

【shichuile!zhubozaifangyizhonghenxingdecuantianhou、xuyaobeiandecuantianhou!】

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直播间…

wangyoumenhaimeinengcongnengfei2gonglidecuantianhoudangzhonghuanguojingerlai。

luxuannaodailidetishiyinzaicixiangqi。

【叮!】

【dangqianrenwu:renqitupo1000!】

【renwujiangli:1000beihuoyaozengfu、chaojishibingyaojix1、erduanshituijinjishu!】

陆玄眼前一亮。

1000倍!

这特么…

100beihuoyaozengfu,cuantianhounengfei2gongliyuan。

1000beihuoyaozengfu,cuantianhounengfei20gongliyuana!

zheizhenxiangzhibojiandewangyoushuode。

tafangdeyijingbushicuantianhou,ershipojipao!

xianbushuofeideyuanbuyuandewenti。

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1000zhicuantianhoudehuoyaoningjuzaiyiqi、dianranfashe…

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muqianzhiyou500duoren。

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“zhibojiandegeweixiaohuobanmen。”

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“renshuyueduo,zhubofangdepaoweiliyuemeng、feideyueyuan。”

shuowan,luxuannaqiyikuaixiaoheiban。

weilerangwangyoumengenghaolijiezijideyisi。

tabafangpaodeguizexiezaileshangmian。

xiehaohou,xiaoheibanlizaijingtoupangbian。

上面写着:

“zhibojianman1000ren,bianpaofei20gongli~”

随着小黑板立起来。

zhibojianlimiande500duorenquandoumengle。

20…公里?

shizhuboxiecuole、haishiwomenkancuole?

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所有人都凌乱了!

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zhibojiandewangyoumendourenweiluxuanzaichuiniubi。

luxuanbingmeiyougandaoyiwai。

wangyoumenyouzheiyangdefanyinghenzhengchang。

taduizhejingtoudandanyixiao。

“zhibojiandexiaohuobanmenyidingjuedewozaikaiwanxiao。”

“qishiwoshirenzhende。”

“xiaoheibanshangdezidajiadoukandaole。”

“ruguowozuobudaodehua,neijiujiagechengfaguizeba。”

shuowan,luxuannaqibizaixiaoheibanshangzuixiafangbuchongleyixingzi——zuobudaodehua,zhubobabianpaoquanchile!

看到陆玄这样说。

zhibojianwangyoumenfenfenqihong。

【zheikeshinishuodeaxiongdi,dajiadoushichengnianren,nikedeweizijishuodehuafuze!】

【hehe!wodengzhekannizenmerangbianpaofei20gongli,abudui,wodengzhekannizenmebabianpaoquanchile!】

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dajiaaigeqularen、yaoqingjinzhibojianlimianlaichongshu。

bujiushi1000gerenme?

1renla1ge,qishihaishihenhaocoude。

sheihaimeigeqinqia、pengyouashenmede。

buguoduanduanjifenzhongdegongfu…

zhibojianderenshujiutupole1000ren。