第六章想象力真丰富
那是鸡？
jiquanlichuxianleyidaodaolingrenzhenhandeyingxiang。
huohongdeyipianguangyingzhong，neichongmanleweishedeshanggushenniao。
yishuanghuoyanlishifangchulaideguangmang，zuyijiangtamenshaochengyipianhuijin......
jiuzaisanrenkangbuzhuneijudadeyali，xiangyaoguixiadinglimobaideshihou，huranjiutingdaolezhanzaijiquanmenkoudeyinyangdao：“zheijizhijikehuixiadanle，danshiqueyouxietiaozui，siliaolihaidejiashangshuiguoni......”
jiuzaitashuowanzheijijuhuazhihou，neijizhirutongfenghuangbandeshenniao。
huranjiuyoubianchenglejizhiputongdemuji，gegedadijiaogebuting。
三人几乎要窒息了。
zheixiaoyuanlidoushixieshenme？
yinyangweiwanjizhihou，paipaishouwangxiangtamen：“wokannimenliansebuhao，neijiuzaodianhuiquxiuxiba，wojiubuliunimenle。”
linzouqian，zhengwanruxiangqileyunshanpaicishizhengmianlindekunjing，buyouzhuanshenwangxiangyinyang：“gaoren，wohainengzailaibaifangninma？”
yinyangbuyouxiaole：“wobushishenmegaoren，nijiujiaowoyinyanghaole！nixianglaidehuasuishihuanying。”
zhengwanruneishuangmeimudunshijiuzhanfangchuleyimodongrendeguangcai：“neijiutaihaole！”
sanrenzouchudonglingxiangdeshihou，zhengwanrulikechenshengduilianggeshimeidao：“jizhu，gaorenjuzhudedifang，bunengsuiyitoulujitaren......”
shuodaozheili，takanleyiyanshouwanshangdeyikuaihongsedesijin。
neiyuanbenshijinzaoxinglaishi，faxianbeigaizaishenshangde“hongmianyi”。
jiranshigaorensuozeng，neijiuyidingyaohaohaozhenzangqilai，suoyitajiujiangqibianhuachengleyitiaohongsijinxizaileshouwanshang。
“zou！jikeganhuiyunshanfuming！”
yinyangdaitamenlikaizhihou，xiangqileneigeluntan，suishuoyijingjiangyiqianlingshiderenwurangjilezhengwanru，dantahaixiangyaokankanzairenwuwanchengzhihouluntanlidefanxiang。
zaiyicijinruluntandeshihou，tacaikandaozheigeluntandemingzijiaozuo“guihualianpian”。
这群中二病！
yijinruluntan，songqingyuandetiezixiamian，likejiuyoulexuduogentie。
yunshanshengnv：buru.shiming，zhongyuwanchenglepingangongyuderenwu！
xiamianfachuleyitiaoduanshipin。
dianjishipinzhihou，yinyangkandaohuamianshangchuxianleyigerenying，congyiloudaosanlou，zuihouzaineizhangheisededachuangtangxiadeqingxing......bujiushibeidalemasaikedeyinyang？
yinyangbuyoulengzhule，yuanlaizhengwanrujiushizheiluntanlideyunshanshengnv。
jiuzaineitiaoduanshipinbeizhengwanrufachulaizhihou，luntanlidunshijiuzhakaile！
youmingke：wokao，zheishishenme？zheimanwuzilidelingguidoushisheipeiyangchulaide？
yihuzhuojiu：shengnvnengfoujiehuo，zheixielingguiweishenmexiangshijianleyanwangyiyangsichutaocuan？shibushinimenyunshanpaixinyanjiuleshenmegaoshenfashu？
wuyoudongzhu：julaofucaice，yinggaishishengnvsuishenxiedaileshengqi，louzhuzenmebuxiangdajiajieshiyixia，zheizhongzhijiekeyiranglingguizidongbikaideshengqishihewu？
wuyuqingfeng：shengnvjirandoufachushipinle，ganmabuzhishuo？biegunongxuanxule，meijing！
yunshanshengnv：nimeizhangyanjingma？meikandaoneixielingguizaihaipashenmema？
yinyangkandaozheili，buyoupuchiyixiao。
zhengwanruneiwei“shengnv”fahuole。
zheiqunzhongerbinghaizhenshiyouyisini。
什么灵鬼？
zhenggewuziquandoushiyiduilaoshuzhanglangshenmede，zheiqunzhongerbingdexiangxianglihaizhenshifengfua。
youmingke：shengnvbieshengqi，qingfengzheishizaidujinini......
wuyuqingfeng：youmingke，laoniangmeireniba，nitiantiangengetiangousidetianta，youyisima？renjiayunshanpaihenimenguizhenkeshiyongyuanbuhuilianyinde，nishengshengba！
yinyang、gengshilehuaile，zheigeluntanlidezhongerbingmen，haizhenshiyougexinga。
yunshanshengnv：jiangpingangongyulidelingguiyijujianmiedebushiwoheshimeimen，ershizheiweigaorenqianbei！
论坛里沉默了。
几秒钟后。
yihuzhuojiu：shengnv，nikebiegaosuwomen，zheiweigaorenqianbeishinimenyunshanpaidenaweidarenwu？tashizenmezuodaozhijietangjinneiqiannianlaoguideguancailide？
yinyangkandaozheili，shensewunaijile。
zheiyihuzhuojiudenaozilishishenme？
fenmingshizhangdachuang，tapianshuoshiguancai。
wuyoudongzhu：laofuzenmebuzhidaoyunshanpaiyouzheidenglihairenwu？
youmingke：nichengtianduozainineihamadonglinengzhidaoshenme？wozhixiwangtabushishengnvweilaidefuxujiuxing。
wuyuqingfeng：neitashishei？
yunshanshengnv：jiushiluntanlixinjinlaideyiweixinren，nanchengguren。
论坛再次陷入沉默。
youmingke：haha！zheigexiaohuayidianyebuhaoxiao！yijiefanrenruhenenggourangshuliangrucizhongduodelingguizhudongbirang？shipinyidingshishengnvniweilezuzhirenqiuhunguyipaishede！shiyanchulaihunongwomende！
wuyuqingfeng：youmingke，ninaozijinshuile？renjiafenmingjiushijiezhezheigejihuizairangnisixinni！
yihuzhuojiu：shengnv，biehunongwomenle，zheiyangyiweiquguigaoshou，zenmekenengshifanren？nishibushikanzhenanchenggurenshiyijiefanren，guyinatadangchengdangjianpaide？
wuyoudongzhu：louzhu，nizheijiubudidaole，zangleyiweigaoshouzaiyunshanpai，jingrandoubuxiangwaitoulubanfen，haiguyizairenlianshangdashangmasaike，buxiwangbierenkanjianwaqiangjiaoshima？
yunshanshengnv：suibiannimenxinbuxin，fanzhengzheiweigaorenqianbeizhuwoyunshanpaiwanchenglerenwu，shiwoyunshanpaidedaenren。
yinyangkandaozhengwanruneilizhiqizhuangdeyuqi，xinliganjuehaojile。
zheiyangyigemeinvruciweihuziji，zenmedoujuedeshijianrongxingdeshi。
youmingke：nanchengguren，niyijiefanren，zuihaojinkuaituichuciluntan，biexiangneixieyoudemeide。nijiushirenjianalaidangdangjianpaide。
wuyuqingfeng：youmingkenishishazini，zheiluntanlinayoushenmenanchengguren，shuobudingjiushishengnvdemajia。wojiushuoma，louzhuzenmehuirangtaqujierenwu，fenmingjiushizaishuadajiawan！
luntanlijigerendunshiniyiyanwoyijudishuoleqilai，daozuihougenbenjiufourenlenanchenggurendecunzai......
yinyangkanzhetamenneixiehua，yishiwuyu。
shenmefanrenbufanren，haizhenyiweizijishixiaoshuolidexiulianzhe？
zheizhongerbing，bingdebuqing。
yinyanglandelihuizheiqunzhongerbing，tuichuleluntan，shoujijiuzaizheishixiangleyisheng。