第三章我真不是天才
kanzhekongzhongleiyunzhongxingenzhezijiyidongxiaohanhaoxiangmingbaileshenmelianshangbiaoqingzhujianbiandeyouxiemengbi。
gaibuhuizheishizijideleiyunba，kebuduiya，zijijiushitupolegezhujiqi，laotianyeyongdezhezheiyangdadonggangeleiyundounongchulaile，kuangqiezheihaibushiyibandeleiyun，jindanqiangzhetupokongpadoumeiyouzijishengshizheimeda。
轰！
kongzhongleiyunshanshuo，kanyangzizaiguobujiuleijiuyaopixialaile。
“我靠靠靠！”
xiaohanmaikaishuangtuijisukuangben，bupao？yingleijie？kaiwanxiao！jiusuanzijishizhujiaobeizheizhongjibiedeleijiebizhongyejueduihuifeihuiyinmie。
zongneiqiangzhezaifaxianzheibianqingkuangyihoufenfenganlaixiangchenleijiehaimeiyoupixialaizhiqiankankandaodishishenmerenzaidujie。
zheibukanhaihao，yikanquandouheyitiao，zheibushililingfengneijiahuodefeiwudadizima！leiyunweishenmezaigenzhetadeweizhinuodongernuodong！
mofeizheixiaozijiushicileijiedeshizuoyongzhe！
huixiangqiqizhongzhongbiaoxian，queshiduifangjubeilejihusuoyoutiancaisuoyinggaijubeidetiaojian，duifangxiuweidixiadabufendouzhishiwaijieliuchuan，jinguantamenyechakanguoxiaohandexiuwei，danyenanbaobushililingfengneihaojiahuoweilebaohuzijizheigedatudizaitashenshangxialijinzhiyileidedongxi。
“ng？！dujiedezenmeshixiaohan！”
lilingfengzhanzaishanyaokanzhexiafangzhiyouheidiandaxiaodexiaohanlianshangxiemanlebuganzhixin。
buzhishimenneiqiangzhe，sanfengdeneimendiziyejihuquandoufaxianlezheisuoweidedujiedashenjingranshifeichaixiaohan。
“wanle，zheixiazhendewanle。”
kanzhekongzhongleiguangyuelaiyueshengdeleiyun，xiaohanfangfoyijingkanjianlezijiyihuibeipichenghuideyangzi。
轰隆！
yidaoshandianzhouranpixia，yuanbenzhongrendouyiweihuitingjianxiaohandecanjiaoshengdanshishiquegaosutamenxiaohanbingmeiyoufachurenhedongjing。
nandaoshuoxiaohanzheigetiancaiyijingbeileijipisile？
zhengdangzhongrenyihuohebujiezhiji，leiguangsanquxiaohanwanhaowusundechuxianzailezhongrenshixiandangzhong，bujinruci，tashenshangdeyifujingrandoumeiyoushoudaosihaopohuai。
mengle，suoyourendoumengle，zheihaishirenma？zheimeqiangdeyidaoleipixialaifeidanmeiyouduitashentizaochengshanghai，yifugengshiwanhaowusun，zheibushiguaiwushishenme？
“kanyangzizanmenzongmendiyitiancaidemingweiyaoyizhule。”
baiyinanrenhuidongshouzhongshanzilianshangshanguoleyimoweixiao。
轰隆！
zhengdangsuoyourendouyiweishiqingjijiangjieshu，lilingfengzhunbeiqujiexiaohandasuantanhuadeshihouyouyidaoleimengranpiluozailexiaohanshenshang，zheicishengshigengshihongda，guangshishandianjiubishangdaoshandianculezuzuyidaquan。
轰！轰！轰！
shandianyidaojiezheyidaodepiluo，congxiawupidaohuanghun，xiaohanconggangkaishidehuangzhangdaohoulaidedandingziran，zuihoujingranzhijiedazuozaidikaishibimuyangshen。
zuihouyidaoleipiwanyijingshiwanshangtaiyangluoshanle，xiaohantaitoukantianfaxianmantianfanxingbianmingbaiwuyunyinggaiyijingsanqule。
qishengangxianglikai，lilingfengjiulaidaolexiaohanshenbian，haimeidengtafanyingguolaiduifangjiujiangtazhuaishangfeijiandaidaolelingyunfengshangdefudi。
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“nizhenzhishigangtupozhuji？”
lilingfengkanzhexiaohanlianshangxiemanlebuxinerzi。
“嗯。”
xiaohanzhongzhongdiantoubiaoshimeicuo。
kanzhelilingfengxianruchensi，suihouguoleyiduanshijianyihoulilingfengdanrankaikouyuqihenshiningzhongdeshuodao：
“xiaohan，nijizhu，congciyihounibianshizanmenxiaoyaozongdediyitiancai。”
“为什么？”
zaitingjianlilingfengshuochuzheihuayihouxiaohanhenshiyihuohebujie，zijigenbenjiubushitiancaiweishenmeyaozhuangtiancai。
“buweishenme，zhishiyinweijintiannidexingweiyijingzugourangbierenxiangxinnijiushiyimingtiancai，erqiehaishigekeyidadaonitianxiaoguodetiancai。”
lilingfengciyanyichushishunjianjiangxiaohanjishuomengquanle。
“kewozhenbushitiancaia！”
“nibushitiancaiwozhidao，danbierendouyiweinishitiancaia。”
lilingfengwunaikuxiao，shuozhendexianzaidetayehenwunai，zijizheigedadizixiuliantianfubuxingganmayaonongzheimedadedongjinga。
“啊啊啊！”
beililingfengzheiyijuhuanongdechedibengkuixiaohanxianzaizhenxiangnabadaomobozizijin。
“xiaohan，shangguanxiaoyuenizhidaoba。”
lilingfenghuafengyizhuanjingranbuzaishuoguanyutazizhidewenti。
“zhidao，xiaoyaozongdiyitiancaima。”
xiaohandiantoubiaoshizijizhidao。
“renjiaxianzaidingshangnile。”
“盯上我？！”
“nizheicidongjingnongdetaidarangduifangzhidaole，yuanbenxiaoyaomendiyitiancaidetouxianshitade，xianzaibachengyaogaichengnile。”
lilingfengyongshouwuzhemeixinhenshikunaodeshuodao。
“shifunideyisishibushishuo，neigeshangmianshangguanxiaoyuexianzaixiangshalewo，ranhouzhongxinhuodexiaoyaomendiyitiancaideminghui？”
“没错。”
“靠！”
lilingfengshenzihouyangzhenggebengkui，zheishigeshenmepojuqing！zijixianzaijiuxianglaolaoshishidanggedashixiong，puputongtongxiugelianzenmejiuzheimenan。
......
huidaozijidemuwuxiaohanfaxianyuanbendekulongyijingbeimubanbushang，yebuzhidaoshisheigande。
“哎。”
zhangtanleyikouqiyihouxiaohanzhenggerenjiudaozailechuangshang，jintianneigeleibierenhuoxubuzhidaodantaquezhidaodeyiqingerchu，shenmeleiyun，shenmedujiedoushifangpi。
neigeleijiugenhuanxiangchabuduo，dazaishenshangbutongbuyangmaoyongdoumeiyoule，shuobailedingduojiusuanshigetiandiyixiang。
fanlaifuquzenmeyeshuibuzhe，zuihouxiaohangancuiqichuanglikaizhunbeizhaodawuguitantanhua。
仓啷！
xiaohangangzouchumuwu，yigeqingshashenyingjiuchuxianzailetademianqian，shouzhongzhangjianmengranchuqiaocixianglexiaohan。
jianciqingkuangbuduobushan，xiaohanxianzaishizhenxinxiangrangduifangyijiancisizijiranhoujieshulezheigehuangtanggouxuedeyisheng
ranershiyuyuanwei，yigeshenyingdangzailetadeshenqiantitadangxialezheimeyijian，zheigerenbushibierenzhengshixiaoyaozongdezongzhu，shangguanxuanlong。
“xiaoyueniyaoshizaihunaoxiaquxiaoxinwobugujizanmendefunvzhiqing！”
shangguanxuanlongtushouzhuazhuleshangguanshangguanxiaoyueshouzhongzhangjianlengshengshuodao。
“xiaohan，niyoubenshijiubieduozaibierenshenhou，chulaiyuwotangtangzhengzhengdegongpingjuedouyiba！”
shangguanxiaoyueshouhuizhangjianduizheshangguanxuanlongbeihoudexiaohandashenghedao。
“buhaoyisi，womeibenshi。”
xiaohanbaishoushuowanzhuanshenjiuhuilemuwudangzhong。
“别跑！”
shangguanxiaoyuechijianshuowanjiuxiangzongshenzhuishangqu。
“够了！”