第三章极品绿茶
woxinglaideshihou，ganjueshenshangqingsonglexuduo，meiyouneimenanshoule。
zheizhitengyaohaizhenshilihai，yipianjiuqixiaole。
shenlegelanyaochulefangjian，wokandaofengxiaoyuzhengzaiketinglichizaofan。
fengxiaoyukandaowochulai，xiaozhegenwodalegezhaohu。tazhizhemianqianzaojiutuoledemian，shuozheishilinxingtiwozhude。
tinglezheihua，wodexinqingcaishaoweihaoleyidian。
heng，haisuanlinxinghaiyoudianliangxin，haizhidaojiwozhuwanmianchi。
wonaqikuaizizhunbeichimian，quefaxianwanlijingranyouxuduodexiangcai。
wobujinzhouqilemeitou，youxiebukuaiditiaozhewanmianlidexiangcai。
wobuaichixiangcaizheijianshi，linxingshizhidaode，tazenmehaifanglezheimeduo？
fengxiaoyukanzhewo：“jiejiebuaichixiangcaia？wokeshizuiaichixiangcaide！”
hezhelinxingshiweifengxiaoyuzuodezaofan，genbenjiubushiweiwo！
quta【bi——】de！buchile！
wocongbingxianglinachulianggejidan，dasuanzhuzhechi。
fengxiaoyujianzhuang，youcongwanlilaochuleyigejiandan，haishiaixinxingzhuangde！
fengxiaoyujiazhejiandanyaoleyikou，yilianxingfudemoyang：“gegezuodeaixinjiandankezhenhaochi。”
我肺都要气炸了。
linxingkezhenshigehaogege，zhijimeimeijiandan。wodewanlibieshuojiandanle，liangejidanqiaodoumeiyou！
“nidehaogegebuzai，yebiezhuanghaomeimeirenshele。”
fengxiaoyuyilianmangrandikanzhewo，jinjiezhehongleyanjing，gengyanzheshuo：“jiejieshibushibuxihuanwo？wohegegezhendemeiyoushenmede！”
womeixiangdaofengxiaoyuderenshejinghuiruciwending，buguanlinxingzaibuzai，dounengweichilvcharenshe，tabuquchubenlvchajiaokeshutaizhenshikexile。
白瞎了这么个人才！
“linxingmeitianhenidexizaoshuijiuxingle，genbenbuyongzijipaochaye！”
fengxiaoyugengweiqule：“jiejieshuowoshilvchama？wohegegezhishicongxiaozhangdadeqingmeizhumaeryi，meixiangdaobeijiejiewuhuile！”
woheheyixiao，lianjidandoulandechile，zhunbeiquciwonayao。
yinweiwoyiqianganranguoliugan，pachuanranjilinxing，jiufenfangshuile，suoyiyaoxiangyebeiwofangzaileciwo。
fengxiaoyujianwowangciwozouqu，lianmanglanzailewodeshenqian。
wolengzhule：“niyaoganma？”
fengxiaoyujieshiciwotailuan，pawokanzheyanfan，haishuowoyaoshixiangnashenmedongxidehua，takeyijinqubangwona。
wodingzhefengxiaoyudeshuangyan，quejiantayanshenshanduo，yiliandexinxu。
yishunjianwojiumingbaile，zheierrenkendingyoumaoni！
yuanbenhunshenwulidewo，buzhidaocongnalimaochulaideliqi，yibatuikailefengxiaoyu。
tuikaiciwodemen，kandaolimiandechangjing，wochadianyikouqimeishanglai，beiqisiguoqu。
linxingdezhentouhebeizi，jingranchuxianzailefengxiaoyudechuangshang！
我感觉快要气疯了！
zheiliangrenzhenshibuyaolian，dangzhewodemianjiuganshuizaiyiqi。
xiangchusanniandenanyou，daotoulaijingranshigechunzhong！
我的世界崩塌了！
huixiangyiqian，wofaxianzijihaizhenchun，jingranmeizaoxiefaxianlinxingdezhenmianmu。
fengxiaoyucishihaizaixiangwojieshi：“bushinixiangdeneiyangde，shiwobanggegeshoushide。”
guidoubuxiangxinfengxiaoyudehua！
woyibazhangchouzaizheigelvchanvdelianshang：“nigelvchabiao，zhuzaiwojiajingranganhewonanyoushuizaiyiqi？”
fengxiaoyubeiwoshandeyuandizhuanleyiquan，baixidelianshangfuxianchutonghongdebazhangyin。
zheixiafengxiaoyushizhenkule，tazhijiejilinxingdadianhua。
“gege，wobeisuzhuyuedale。
“zhishiyinweinipeiwoshuileyiwan！”