第1章狗血的人生
第7平行世界。
huchengkeda，litangrentouzandong！
jintianshijiawenyulegongsijubanxuanxiuderizi，bushaotongxuedouyongyuebaoming，kewangyifeichongtian！
叮！
【xitongjijianganzhuang，qingsuzhuzuohaozhunbei】
又来？！
litanghoumen，jianghuaiyinaomenheixian。
zuijinzheiyigeyue，zheigeqinglengdeshengyinmeitiandouzainaodailihuixiang。
qichutahaihenjidong，kedenglezheimejiu，yemeidengdaosuoweidexitong！
xianzaidetayijingmamule！
yebuduoxiang，jianghuaijixuzhanzaimenkoudengnvpengyou。
xiangqineigetianmeidenvhai，jianghuaizuijiaobuzijueguashanglexiaorong。
litinghejianghuaiyiyang，doushikedadasandexuesheng，zhangdehenpiaoliang，beiyuweibanhuajidemeinv。
erzheimeyigemeinv，jingrankanshanglecongqiongshangoulizouchudejianghuai！
congtianerjiangdehaoshi，rangjianghuaigewaizhenxizheiduanganqing，wanmingside**，zhuanqian，jiushiweilenengranglitingmaideshangxihuandebaobao。
suiranzaiyiqibannian，liangrenlianshoudoumeiqianguo，kejianghuairenweishizijizuodehaibugouhao，zhiyaozijinuli，yidinghuidadongliting！
zheibu，zheicixuanxiulitingyebaomingle，weileburangtajinzhang，jianghuaizheigelianziwojieshaodoukebaderen，yeguqiyongqiyiqicansai！
就在这时！
yilianghaochezaitashenbiantinglexialai。
“zheirensheia？jingranganbachekaijinxuexiaoli？”
jianghuaidiguleyisheng，wangpangbianzoulezou。
cheshangxialaiyiduiernannv，nanrenershiqibasui，chuandexizhuanggelv，nvhaichuanzhechaoduanqun，chaozhenanrenlianshanghenhenqinleyikou。
nanrenmosuozhenvhai，yilianyinxiao：“xiaotizi，zuotian......”
“哎呀！”
女孩娇呼一声。
婷婷？！
江怀愣住了！
zheigeshengyin，zhengshijianghuaidenvpengyou，liting！
不可能吧？
jianghuaiziwoanweiyiju，huiguotoukanqu，dunshiruzaoleiji！
cike，litingzhengyiweizailingyigenanrendehuaizhong，lianshangguazhetaohaodexiaorong，renyouduifangdedashouzaizijishenshangyouzou。
“李婷！”
江怀怒吼一声。
litingwenshengyeshiyileng，kesuihoulianseshunjianbingleng：“jianghuai，nizenmezaizhei？”
“你还有脸问我？”
jianghuaiqibudayichulai，zhizhenanrenhedao：“tashishei？woxuyaoyigejieshi！”
“jieshi？woxuyaojinijieshime？”
litinglengxiaoyisheng：“niyebukankanzijidedexing，yigeqiongshangouchulaidefeiwu，nipeideshangwome！”
“yejiushikanninengzhengliangqian，burannilianwodeguamingnanyoudoupeibushang！”
tingzhelitingdejixiao，jianghuaiyachiyaodezhizhizuoxiang。
bannianlaitaoxintaofeidenuli，zuizhongquehuanlaizizizhuxindechaofeng！
litingshenbiandenanrenwanweidekanzhezheiyiqie，xiaodao：“tingting，zheijiushinihewoshuodeneigebeitai？”
“bushitahainengyoushei？”
litingfanlegebaiyan：“zheichoutiangouqianjitianhaixiangqianwoshouni，xiangxiangdouexin！”
meiyoubandianqingmian，yanyuxiangshiyijizhongchui，zadejianghuaichuanbuguoqilai。
tabuzhidaoxianzaizijidaodishifennu，haishixinleng。
jiuzaizheishi，yipangdenanrenjixiaodao：“zheiniantoule，jingranhaiyounizheimeshaderen，lairenshiyixia，wojiaoxupeng！”
“tingtingzheixiaonvren，kexinizheibeizichangbudaozheizhongziwei！”
xupengzheigemingzi，jianghuaiyidiandoubumosheng，
tashijiawenyulegongsidejingli，yeshizheicixuanxiudepingwei！
biqihaizaidasanshangxuedejianghuai，qiangchulebuzhiduoshao！
可是，
cikejianghuaibeidailelvmaozi，youlvcizaodaojifeng，nalihaihuiguantashenmeshenfen！
jianghuainuhouyisheng，huiquanchongleguoqu！
erxupengqueshigenbenbuhuang，zhijietaituiyijiaochuaizhongjianghuaidexiaofu。
砰！
jianghuaizhijiebeiyijiaotifeichuqu，xiaofudezhenzhenjutong，rangtaetoulenghanzhimao。
xupengzouguolai，yijiaocaizaijianghuaidexiongkou：
“haitemeganhewodongshou？nibuzhidaowoshitaiquandaoheidai？”
“niyizhidouzheimeyonggan？”
“呸！”
yikoutuomotuzaijianghuaideshenshang。
这一刻，
jianghuaizhijuedeyanqiantianxuandizhuan，
beidailelvmaozi，haibeiqingdizheibanxiuru！
耻辱！
奇耻大辱！
litingniuzheyaozouguolai：“pengge，hezheizhongrendongshoudoudiaoleshenfen！”
“xuanxiumashangjiuyaokaishile，zanmenxianjinquba。”
“嗯！”
xupengdiandiantou，ditoukanxiangjianghuaimadao：“bietemeranglaozizaikanjianni，buranjianniyicidaniyici！”
shuowan，youhenhentileliangjiao，louzhelitingliqu。
“pengge，daihuidexuanxiuwokejiuquanzhiwangnile！”
“hahaha，neinigaizenmeganxiewoni？”
“讨厌。”
......
liangrendeshengyinjianjianxiaoshi，jianghuaishuangquanzuandefabai，tahenzijiwuneng，daolezheigeshihou，chulemanqiangdenuhuo！
jingranzhishengxialeqilianghewuzhu！
突然！
yiguliangyizhichongdanao，rangjianghuaideyishishunjianbianchengkongbai！
haibudengtahuangluan，jiulikehuifuleyishi。
“zenmehuishi？wogangcaishizenmele？”
jianghuaimengdizuoleqilai，quemeifaxianyoushenmeyichang。
正在这时！
【ding！mingyunxitong1.0ceshibanjiazaiwancheng！】
这下江怀蒙圈了。
什么玩意？
命运系统？
还是测试版？
budengjianghuaixizhuomo，tishishengyouxiangleqilai
【ding！qinglingqunindexinshoulibao！】
这还用想？
“领取！”
话音刚落，
naohaizhongshanguoyimoqingliang。
danaozhongpingkongchuxianleliangshougequ：《neixiehuaer》《shuishou》！
xuanlvzainaohaihuidang，jianghuaichedibeizhenhanle！
“zhei，zheigeci，zheiqudiao......”
两首歌，
suibianyishounachulai，doushikeyifengshendegequ！
“jianghuai，nimeishiba？”
erbianturanxiangqiyigetianmeideshengyin，jianghuaihuiguoshen，yigenvhaizhengfushenkanzheziji，juemeideliandanshangmanshiguanqie！
“会长？”
jianghuaiganmangcongdishangpaqilai，zheinvhaijiaoqinluo，shikedaxueshenghuidehuizhang。
jianghuaijiushixueshenghuideyiyuan，pingshiliangrensuiranjiaoliubuduo，danyesuanshilianshu。
jushuojialihenyoushili，shidashidebaifumei，duoshaokedananshengdemengzhongqingren！
zheicixuanxiu，qinluoyeshikechuanleyibazhuchiren！
qinluokanzhejianghuaimanshendechentu，zhoumeidao：“jianghuainizheishibeisheidale？wobangnibaojing！”
“不用麻烦了！”
jianghuaiyaoyaotou：“womeishi，jiushigangcaibuxiaoxinshuaileyijiao！”
jianjianghuaisihubuyuanyiduoshuo，qinluoyebumianqiang，suihoudao：“wojideniyebaomingxuanxiuleba？kannizheigeqingkuang，gujiyemeifacansaile，woqubangniquxiaoyixia！”
zheicixuanxiu，jianghuaibenlaijiushiweilepeilitinglaide。
gangcaiqinyanjianzhenglelitingdebeipan，yuanbentayeyijingfangqile！
可是！
xianzaitabixuyaobawozhuzheigejihui！
shifenzhongqiandejingli，tazheibeizizaiyebuxiangzhongyan！
“不！”
jianghuaimengrantaiqitou，yanzhongranqixiongxionghuoyan：
“wobujinyaoqu，gengyaoduoxiaguanjun！”