“呀！”
yangxiaoroujinghuzhehoutui，yushouwuzhexiaozui，dengdaleneishuangbaoshibandedayanjing。
tadeliansihuoshaoyun，shaodetonghong。
这可是她的初吻！
youqishiqinantianzuichundedongzuo，zhijierangtakandaile。
qinanxinlilekailehua，tazhishixiangdiaoxiyixiazheixiaoguniangeryi，meixiangdaorenjiazhijiebachuwensongchulaile。
neirouruandechugan，sumadechunban，suiranzhishiqingtingdianshui，quelingrenhuiweiwuqiong。
“qinan，ni，niganshenme……”
“womeiganshenmea，xiangzhaonishuoshuohuaeryi，niganmayaotouqinwo？”qinandunshizhuangzuoyifuwugudeyangzi。
“ni！mingmingshinitoutoubaliancouguolaide！”
“neiwoguangmingzhengdadecouguolai，nizaiqinyige？”
shuozhe，qinanyilianjianxiaodizhilezhizijiyingjundelianpang。
“呀！你讨厌！”
yangxiaorouhongzhelian，qigugudipaochuqule。
tashenhouchuanlaileqinanfangsidedaxiaosheng，yushitapaodegengkuaile。
dengtahuidaozijideguifangshi，jingshiyipianzhangdengjiecai，zhoushuzhihuizheyibangtufeidahongdenglong，guahongcaizhi，mangdebuyilehu。
“zhoushu，nizheishizaiganshenmeni！”
“daxiaojienihuilailea？nikankanzheiyangzhuangshikehaixing？”
“zhoushu！wogenqinanzhendemeishenme！”
“ngng，wozhidao……ai，denglongzaiguagaoyidian，haiyou，xizijiwotiezhengyidian！”
“周叔！！！”
mianduifuyandezhoushu，yangxiaorouqidebaiyanlianfan。
zhoushuzheicaizhuanguotoulai，yangxiaorouladaolepangbian，conghuailitaochulebenshuji，qiaoqiaodijiyangxiaorou，genzuozeisidezuokanyoukan，shengpabeirenfaxian。
“这是什么呀？”
杨小柔好奇地问道。
“daxiaojie，zheishi……woyigepengyoucongshanxiadaihuilaidemiji，xianzaiwojiangqizengyuni！”
yangxiaoroujiangneiyouxiefanhuangdeshujifanguolai，dunshijiandaolejigedazi：
春宫二十四式图。
她一时间愣住了。
这是个什么东西？
chungong？nandaoshiconghuanggonglichuanchulaidewugongmiji？
“daxiaojie，zheibenshuniwubiqingshouhao！jianglaixuechengzhihou，duiguyeyoudayi！bijingguye，queshishibeinizhemodeyouxieqican。”
“lingwai，xuehaocishushangdezhaoshi，zheiyangcainengliuzhuguye！”
“wosuozuodezheiyiqie，qishidoushiweilerangninenggouliuzhuguye，jizhu，guyeshigebukeduodederencai！”
“weiyouliuzhuguye，cainengpoju，cainengzhuangdawomentuofengshan！”
周叔严肃叮嘱。
“啊，好。”
kanzhelianserucizhengzhongdezhoushu，yangxiaorouxiayishidediantou。
zhoushujianzhuang，zheicaifangxindeliqu，jixuzhihuirenshoumangliuleqilai。
yangxiaorouxinzhongyuefayihuo，biandakailezheibenmijitu，yuewanghoukan，tadeyizhangqiaolian，youzhujianhongleqilai。
“guanyinzuolian，gushupangen，erlongxizhu……ya！”
yangxiaoroupadeyixia，jiangshuheqilai，xiaoxinzangputongputongzhitiao。
zheilimiandezhaoshi，jingranshiyufangzhongzhishuyouguande！qieyongcaisehuizhi，xuxurusheng，huolinghuoxian，erqiemeiyishihaizhuminglexijieyuzuoyong。
jibiantaweijingrenshi，duokanjiye，yenengmingbaizheishuzhongsuohuizhidedaodishishenmeneirong。
fangzaixiachao，zheikeshituotuodejinshu。
zhoushuneipengyoushizenmenongdaocishude？
erqiezhoushushuoqinanbeizijizhemodebuxiangyangzi？zheiyoushicongnalilaideshuofa，tagenbenjiumeiyounvedaiguoqinan！
guolebanshang，yangxiaorouzhengzhule，yinweitaxiangqizuowantayuqinanpeiheyanxi，jiazhuangdongfang，qinandeshengyinsihuyoudianda。
jinzaozhaizilijiuchuanchulexiexufengyanfengyu，shuolianggerenwandezhenkaifang，tayemeidanghuishi，xianzaixianglai，rangtahenbudewagedidongzuanjinqu！
balebale，qinanhaoxianghaizhangdebucuo，ruoshijiajita，zijiyebusuanweiqu。
yangxiaorouyibianhusiluanxiang，yibianzoujinfangjianli，jiaoyahuantianlexiereshuilai，kuanyimuyu。
“你们先下去吧。”
“是，小姐。”
yucitongshi，qinannazhezhuangmandegongnu，congshanshangxialai，taitoujiandaoleyangxiaoroudeguifangzhangdengjiecai，henshiyangqi。
fangmenshixuyanzhede，tazoujinqu，fangxiadongxigangshengelanyao。
嘎吱——
pingfengdakai，yidaoqianyingcongzhongzouchu。
xiayike，simuxiangdui，qiqilengzhule。
yijuxuebaijiaoquyinruqinanyanlian。
ruyubanguanghua，**，shifenjinzhi，bolanzhuangkuogengshilingrentanweiguanzhi。
“a！nizheigeselang！”
yangxiaoroujingjiaoyisheng，xiayishidechouleqinanyibazhang，zheicaifeikuaidepaohuilepingfenghoumian。
qinanmozhelianshanghongtongtongdeshouzhiyin，yilianmengbi。
tayebushizhudongxiangkandea！shinizijichongchulai，lianzhaohudoubudayisheng。
实在是冤枉啊！
banshanghou，yangxiaoroucaichuanhaoleyishang，qihuhudichonglechulai。
“wodegunainai，wocuole，woshizaishibuzhidaonizaimuyu……”
“yaobuwodengxiamuyushi，niyejinlaitoukan！xiangkannajiukanna！”
qinanjiangxiongyiting，yifuhuochuqudemoyang。
yangxiaoroumeibiezhuxiao，bianderenjunbujin。
“wojinggaoni！xiacibuxuzaitoukan！buranwojiuwaleniyanzhuzi！”
yangxiaorouyaozheya，xiongbabadiweixiedao。
“xing。”qinanhaoshuangdaying：“neiwojiuguangmingzhengdadekan！”
“……”
qinanbenlaihaixianghouzhelianpitangdaoyangxiaorouchuangshangqude，jieguobeitayijiaochuaikai，zhinengbaozhebeiziquciwoshuile。
kanzhebaozhebeiziliqudeqinan，yangxiaoroubujinxiangdaolezhoushudedingzhuheneibenjinshu，qiaolianbiandeyouxieyouyu。
suirantayezhidaoqinanhenlihai，xiangliuzhuqinan，kexiangdaoneijinshushangrangrenhaixiudeneirong，tayigedaguniangzhongjiushimianpibo，meihaoyisikaikou。
“fanzhenghaiyoujihui，dabule，dabulegaitianzaishuo。”
yangxiaoroutangzaichuangshang，hongzheliandiguzhe。
yiyewuhua，diertianqingzao，qinanbianqichuangqianwangtiejiangpu。
tajintianqutiejiangpu，jiushiyaojiyangxiaoroudazaoyibagongnu。
jindukuaidehua，hainengjizhoushuliuyiba。
ruoshiyoulezheisanbagongnu，xiangxinerdangjianeibianderenyebuganqingjuwangdong。
banrishijianguodehenkuai，qinancalebahan，kanzhezijishouzhongdegongnu，zhangsonglekouqi。
zheishitaxinzuodegailianggongnu！
yifakeyilianshewuzhijian，erqiegongnuneibuduojialelianggexiaojiguan，suodanshechuqudelilianggengjubaofaxing。
rujindezhujian，yijingzugoujingren。
dengtiejiangpuzhongxinkaihuo，lianzhichutiejianzhihou，zheigongnudeweilihaidezaishanglianggetaijie！
bazheiwanyierdangzuoliwusongjixiaorou，gujitahuihenxihuan。
daidaoriluoxishanshi，qinannazhedongxiwanghuigan。
qiaqiaozaishanjiaoyudaolejigetufei，lingtouneirenqinanrende，shiyangxiaorouzheibiande，tadaizhejigetufeixinglucongcong，shenseyouxieningzhong。
“nipaozheimejizuoshenme？”qinansuiyikaikouwen。
neitufeimantoudahan，jiandaoqinan，ganmangdao：“guye，zhoushurangwolaigaosuni，daxiaojieshizongle！”
“nishuoshenme？zheishishenmeshihoudeshiqing？”
qinandunshimeitoujinsuo，lianmangzhuiwendao。
“jiushixiawudeshihou！zhoushuyaozhaodaxiaojie，jieguojihuzhaobianlebangezhaizidoumeikandao。”
“zhoushushuoninhuoxuhuiyoubanfa，rangwomenlaiqingnin！”
qinanliansedichen，dianledianshouzhongdegongnu，lengshengdao：“daiwoqu！”