第三章:超级痒粉

dongfuwai,tadexuejiyijingganle,ranxuedenitu,biandeanhong。

lingxikanleyiyan,yebuzhunbeidasao,fanzhengguobulejitianzheilijiuchengbierendele。

xialewujifeng,tazhibenpiaomiaofengerqu,neishizhongmingdaojunsuozaideshanfeng。

ruwuyiwai,baize,yejiushitadedashixiongyidingzaineili。

lushangyudaohenduozongmendizi,kandaotahou,fenfenduobi,biyideduitazhizhidiandian。

“zhenmeijianguozheimeedudenvren,lianxianxianxiaoshimeineimeshanliangderendouxiadequshou。”

“zuotianzhongmingdaojunyijingtixiaoshimeiduoletadexuanbingjian,huogai。”

“kantahaiganbuganzaiqifuxianxianxiaoshimei。”

“neikeshuobuzhun,youxierenbuyaoliandechengdu,juefeichangrenkebi,hahaha——”

“哈哈哈———”

lingxichongerbuwen,tingxiongtaitouzouguoqu,liangezhengyandoumeijitamen。

“pei——shenqishenme,haidangzijishiwujizongdetiancaidashijieni?”

“xinglexingle,dalizheizhongrenzuoshenme,xiaoxinzanglezijideyan。”

lingxiwojinquantou,qiangyanuyi,wushishenhoudeshengyin。

naozilixitongturanbengchulai,gankaidao:

【nimenwujizongdeyaoyuankendingbuquefeiliao】

lingxibujie,dao:“weishenme?”

【zheixierenzuibaneimechou,jianzhinengjitudishifeile】

wuduande,lingxishenshangdeliqituranjiuxiaole,youxiehaoxiaodetingzhexitongpilipaladeshengyin。

很快到了缥缈峰。

shandinglingqifeichangnongyu,renzhanzaishangmian,lianpifudoufangfozaihuxi。

lingximeixinqinghuxilingqi,zhibenpiaomiaofenghoushandefangxiang。

neiliyougeyaoyuan,baizeheshuixianzuishixihuanzainei“tanqingshuoai”le。

呸——是修仙问道。

yiqiantabumingbai,weihedashixiongzaijiandaoshuixiandediyiyan,jiuduitalingyanxiangdai。

zhidaomenglikanwanleshuixiandeyisheng,tacaizhidao,yuanlaibushitayiweidedashixiongaishangleshuixian。

ershiyinwei,tamenliangrenshiqinxiongmei。

zheijianshi,wujizongmeirenzhidao,zhunquedeshuo,zhengpianxuanlingdaludoumeiyourenzhidao,baokuoxianzaideshuixianbenren。

weiyizhidaozhenxiangdezhiyoubaizeyiren。

yipianyaoxiangxilaideshihou,lingxilahuisixu。

ruyan,chengpianlingzhilingcao,doubujiyanqiandenanrenlaideyaoyan。

【nvren,kuai、kuaishangqudatalian】xitongbilingxijiandaobaizehaijidong。

“nvren?”lingxitiaomei。

【额,我是说宿主】

xitongganjinduanzhengtaidu,dao:【qingsuzhuanzhaorenwuyaoqiu,dalianbaize】

【renwujiangli:tianjiejipinyaofenyibao,suzhujiayou,aoliji!!!】

tingdao“tianjie”lianggezi,lingxiyanjingdunshiyiliang。

zaizheipianlingqiyuelaiyuexibodedalu,yijingyouqiannianbucengchuxianguotianjiebaowule。

ruguowanchengrenwujiunengdedaotianjiejianglidehua,tajuedezijihenkeyi。

duimiannanrenganshoudaoyourenchuxianzaiyaoyuan,zhuanguoshenlai。

nanrenbaiyibaifa,meimurouhe,shenzirutongzhexian,dangzhenshiyingleneiju:wenqiruyu,danyaruwu,busirenjianren。

lingximeiyoujiandaoshuixian,yebuzaiyi,taibuzoujinyaoyuan,juliduifangyizhangyuantingzhu。

jianlairenshilingxi,baizemianmuwenroudeduitaxiaodao:“yuanlaishiershimei,buzhi,nideshentikeyoudaai,wozheiliyou……”

lingxitaishoudaduantadehua。

xinxialengxiao,tadehaoshixiongjuranhaoyisiwentadeshenti,ruguozhendanxindehua,zenmemeijiantaquwujifengkantayiyan。

bijianyingraozheyaoxiang,qingfengfumian,chuiqilingxibaisedequnbai。

baizeweiweichayi,zongjuedecishideershimei,yuwangriyouleyidiandianbianhua。

lingxicaibuguantazenmexiang,manxinmanyandoushirenwujiangli。

zhijiantashenchuqudeyoushou,manmanshouqisigenshouzhi,duliuzhongjianyigen,zhizhizhixiangbaize。

白泽:“???”

“shimei,nizheishi……”

lingxiqingqizhuchun,yutasimuxiangdui,renzhendao:“dashixiong,nishisbma?”

白泽:“……”

【puhahaha——kantaneiyilianmengbidebiaoqing】xitongyangtiandaxiao。

lingxixiangdaojiexialaiyaopaipai**zouren,laolianyihong,jiazhuangshuaileyixiayixiu,zaikuandadaopaodezhedangxia,ancuocuopailepai**,zhuanshenzoule。

badailengdebaizeshuaizaishenhou。

“zenmeyang,zenmeyang,woderenwuwanchenglema?”chuleyaoyuan,lingxipobujidaidewendao。

yixiangdaozijijijiangdedaotianjiejipindanyao,tajiuxingfendebunengziyi。

【ding——gongxisuzhuwanchengzhuxianrenwuyi,jianglitianjiejipinchaojiwudiyuzhoudiyiyangyangfenyibao,qingsuzhuzaijiezaili(woquan)!】

niezheshoulideyaofen,lingxishuangyanliangjingjingde。

zheikeshitianjiejipinyaofen,bukuazhangdeshuo,xuanlingdaluweiciyibao,meixiangdaozheimerongyijiudedaole。

就是,名字有点长。

“zheigeyaofenjiaotianjiejipinshenmelaizhe?”

【chaojiwudiyuzhoudiyiyangyangfen】

“……”lingxiniezheyaofendeshoujinlejin,weishenmetayouyouzhongbeikengdeganjue。

“suoyishuo,zheigeyangyangfenyoushenmezuoyong?”

buchusuoliao,xitongjiexialaidehuida,tingdetayanpizhitiao。

【suzhuwogennijiang,zanjiadeyangyangfenkeyiwushidengjiewushiwuzhongwuchabiegongji,buguantashirenshishouxiuweiduogao,zhiyaozhanshangyidiandian,baozhengbuyanggoutasantiansanyejuebubaxiubalabala……】

jiuzhei?shuohaodejipindanyaohexiuliangongfani?

shenhuxi,lingxituchuyikouzhuoqi,gaosuzijiyaolengjing。

zheigeyaofensuirantingqilaibuzenmekaopu,danzaibujizheiwanyiyedingzhetianjiedeminghaobushi,meizhunzhennengfahuitadezuoyong?

xialepiaomiaofeng,wusuoshishidelingxi,dasuanhuizijidewujifeng。

weilebimianlushangyushangneiqunsuizuideren,taxuanzecongyanwuchangraodaoguoqu。

zhisuoyizheimezuo,bushipatamen,ershibuxiangyinweineixierenyingxiangzijidexinqing。