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wochuanchenglebazongwenxuelixiaobaihuanvzhudegou，renwushibangzhunvzhutuolibazongdezhangkong。
dangbazongkandaoxiaobaihuadediyiyan——
“sanfenzhong，woyaozheigenvrendequanbuxinxi。”
sanfenzhonghou，wohengcihengcipaodaonvzhugongwei，bazhuoshangbiminghaizhangdediaochabiaokensui。
dangbazongweibonvzhuyixiao，zaishizhongxinranfangyanhuabeizhuajinjuzishi。
女主淡定自若。
“womenzhijianshibukenengde。”
bazongbaonu，beifangchulaihoudiyijianshijiushizaiquanshifangyan——
“dezuilewo，woyaorangquanxingyefengshata！”
woqichuanyuyudiweixiaobaihuadiaolaile《xingce5000ti》。
“kaogongziliaolejieyixia。”
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kandaobazonglipeisitajinlinchuchugongsidamendeneiyike，woxinligedengyixia。
剧情，终于来了。
chuanjinbazongwenyijingyinianle，zuoweinvzhulinchuchudeyitiaogou，womangdejiaobuzhandi。
woranglinchuchuzaijiazhuanglechongwufashenganniu，shixiangouyufanyi，jibengoutongwuzhangai。
qici，wopingjiemaorongrongdemeilihengsaoquangongsi，chenggongrangzijigenzhelinchuchuyiqishangban，shenzhiyongyouleyizhangzhuanshubangongyi。
系统：【第三呢？】
wo：disan？nihaixiangyaoduoshao，wozhishiyitiaogou！
nengzuode，yejiuzhinengzaibazongneishuangzengliangdeheipixietajingongsideshihou，chongta“wangwang”liangshengyishi**。
chuchuzaiyijiadonghuagongsishangban，zuijinbeixiangmuzhetengdejiaotoulane。
zaijiashangwomeitianlingchensandianzhunshipashangchuangbalata，tadeheiyanquandoukuaichuidaoxiabale。
wo：【heihei，jiubuxinzheiyangbazonghainengduitayijianzhongqing。】
raner，wohaishidigulejuqingdewanqiang。
wogenzaibazongjiaohou，kanzhetalengkuxialing：“fengheng，sanfenzhong，woyaozheigenvrendequanbuxinxi。”
fengtezhuzaitashenhoubaozhewenjianjia，tuiletuijinsiyanjing，lengjingdao：“lizong，sanfenzhonglianmingzidouchabudao。”
lizong：“......”
“fanzhengwoyao，nikanzheban。”
shuowan，tashuaizhefengyizouyuan，quanchenghulveletajiaobianyigeziyaliezuideshengwu。
xitong：【xiaogou，gainishangchangle。】
wohengchihengchimaizhexiaoduantui，jielicongxiangzitiaoshangyizi，zaicongyizibengdaozhuozishang，zhenggeguochengjingxianyou**。
xitong：【haihaobazongmeiyaoqiusanfenzhong，dengninuoshanglaishifenzhongdouguoqule。】
woqichuanyuyushuobuchuhua，taitoukanxiangzhuoshangneifenbiwogouminghaizhangdediaochabiao——
congmingzidaoxingge，congxihuandeyansedaojialiyaochifangnaer，shiwujuxi。
wo：【zenmemeibayinxingkamimayibingxieshang？】
xitong：【youde，nikanyouxiajiao。】
wohuyidishenchugouzhuaziyibala，faxianmimaneiyilanbeiyizhangzhigaizhu，kanchengzuiyuanshidejiamishouduan。
wo：【......zheitezhuganhuohaitingyanjin。】