（脑子寄存处～
baozimenkeyifangxindibazijidenaozijiaodaozheiliyou~
zuozhehuibangdajiatuoshanbaoguandi~）
（guayouhenduo，ruguoduzhelaoyebuxihuanzheigegua，keyizhijietiaodaoxiayigee）
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“兄弟，你好香～”
songtingzhikanzheyanqianxiangqipubide“xiongdi”，fushenqingxiu，ranhou，
撒了一把孜然。
【wa～suzhudeshaokaochuyizhenshitaihaole！tongsuiranwenbudao，dantongjuedehaoxiang～】
【haolehaole，niyouchibudao，ganjinshuobagua】
【好滴~】
【lijicanguanlaobanliyudeerzihejialidexiaosigaodaoyikuaile，beiliyufaxianhou，henshengqi，yushihu，liyujiuhexiaosideerziyougaodaoyiqiqule】
【woligedouer，zheimezhaliea！gurenwandetinghuaa，neitamendebeifenzenmesuana？】
【jingbao，jingbao！lingzunhaiyousanfenzhongdidazhanchang！】
suizhejingbaoshengdexiangqi，songtingzhiganmangcongdishangpaqilai，duanqiyipenshuibahuojiaomie，liangundaipadipaodaoshuzhuopang，huluannaqibishu，kaishizhuangmozuoyangdexuexi。
henkuai，fangjianlijiuchuanchulailanglangdushusheng。
“renzhichu，aduiduidui，xingbenshan，ashishishi......”
zuoweiyigechuanyuezhe，songtingzhirenweizijisuanshiminghaodele。
shangyishi，tapingpingwuqi。
shangxueshipingpingwuqidechengji，zuihoukaoshangleyigepingpingwuqidedaxue。
dangtazaidayiqimokaoshizhiqian，tixindiaodan，youxinchongchongdikanxiaoshuo。
jiushibuzhidaoweishazaikaoshizhiqiandexiaoshuo，zenmezheimehaokannie！
kanzhekanzhe，shibushijiufachudaebandexiaosheng。
“鹅鹅鹅~”
“咳咳咳！”
zuihou，xiaochaqile，jizijixiaosile。
zheishiyigebeishangdegushi，bingbuhaoxiao。
suihou，tajiukanjianlelianggerenlaijieta，yigejiaoxiebian，yigejiaofanwujiu，tamenshuoyaoqingtaquhetang。
zuoweiyigeqingcheyuchundedaxuesheng，taziranshihaobuyouyudigenzheliangrenzoule。
zaijianlemama，jinwanwoyaoquyuanhang~
jinguantashigeguer，meiyoumama，danganjuezheishougefangzaizheizhongqingkuangxiahaishihenshihede。
mashangjiulundaotahetangle，danshi，guiyeyoubuwenmingde。
youguichadui，yigefuchong，
duang一下子，
jiujitazhuangfeile，yikouqizhijiefeidaolenaiheqiaoduimian，lintoutaiqianyemeiyouhedaoyikoutang！
songtingzhi：wo@#￥%&*......
chaduidegui：aimesaorui~
dantazheibeizihenxingyun，toutaidaoleyigejiaodaruichaodechaodai，fuqinguanzhizaixiang，shangyouyigexiongzhang，fumuenai，jiazhongmeiyouyiniang，xionggongxiongmu，haibangdingleyigejiao“guaguale”dexitong。
tashangzhitianwendili，xiazhigebiwangshenzidemujizuotianxialeduoshaodejidan。
zaizheigemeiyouxiangyangshizixiaoshuoyiyangkeyitaoyeqingcaodedongxidechaodai，“guaguale”keyishuoshijitadailaileweishubuduodekuaile。
tayecengwenguozijideshiergeshuboheshiliugegugu，pingshishizenmexiaoqianshijiande，dandoumeiyoudedaoshenmezhunquededaan。
guaguale：nizheimeduoshubohegugujiuyijingshuomingdaanle。
erqie，taweileduideqizijigaoguideshenfen，bailantangpingshenmede，henzhengchangba。
qianshi，taqinlaodemeidekedoushikaozhezijideqiongzhichengzhede。
xianzai，paoxialiyilianchi，zuohuizhenzhengziji！
chuanyuechengyouqianrendediyijianshijiushiwangben，dierjianshijiushidengbizishanglian。
dengbizishanglianshixuyaohenduohenduodeaide，erta，songtingzhi，jiuyongyouyigehenaihenaitadefumu，huiduitawudixiandizongrong。
dangtachenmishuhaiwufazibadeshihou，menwaichuanlaizijilaofuqincixiangdeshengyin，
“xiaotuzaizi！nijilaozigunchulai！”
songtingzhifangxiashuben，maliudigunlechuqu。