第1章

过年跟老公回家。

tamarangwomangqianmanghoubushuo,haibuyunxuwoshangzhuochifan。

worenwukeren,zhijiexianfanzhuozi。

“chichichi,chibusinimen”

meixiangdaolaogongbujinmeiweihuwo,haigentamayiqilaizhaowochaer。

好一个妈宝男。

jiekebuguanzheni,chaoqiyipancaizhijiekoutatoushang。

一、

wogenlaogongchenmingxiangqinbujiuhoubianjielehun。

tarenzhangdebucuo,gongzuoyehao。

zaiwomadezaisancuicuxia,womenjiehunle。

chenjiazigaofenyonglaiyishoucaobanhunli,womajiantamenneimejiji,haixinweiduiwoshuo,wozhaodaoleyigehaopojia。

rangwomenjiadadieyanjingdeshi,hunlizaichenminglaojiajuxing,neishiyigejiqipianpidexiaocunzhuang,jiaotongshenmededoubufangbian。

dangchuwomazhunbeilezaijiudianbanjiuxideqian,tayemeiyouxiangdaochenjiahuizailaojiaban。

womaduiwoshuo:“chenjiakanqilaiyoudianxiaoqideyangzi”

dangtianhaixiazhexiaoyu,wochuanzhebenzhongdehunshacongchelixialai。

hunshadetuoweizhanleyididewuni。

kanzhemanshiwunidequnzi,woyizhenxinteng,zheihunshabushimaide,nongneimezanghaidepeiqian。

dangchushihunshadeshihou,chenmingtamashuomaihunshabuhuasuan。

wojuedeyeshi,hunshazhichuanyicijiuyaxiangdi,mailaiyoudianlangfei。

yiweichenjiahuizaijiudianbanxi,meixiangdaohunlishizainongcunlaojiajuxingde,haibahunshanongzangle。

huoxuchenmingchajuedaowoxinqingyoudianbuhao,chenzherenshaodeshihou,lazhuwodeshouanweiwo。

“月月,怎么了”

wozhijiegenchenmingtiaomingleshuo。

“hunliwojiayeshichuqiande,danshinimashizenmezuode,tayagenjiumeiqudingjiudian”

“dangchunimaneimejijiyaochengbaohunlidejiuxi,haodaiyeyaodinggejiudianba”

“zheihunshahaishizude,jintianxiayuquannongzangle,houmiannimenzijipei”

chenminghaopiqidelaguowodeshou。

“yueyue,zheicishiwomeiyoukaolvzhoudao,womayeshixiangjizanjieyueyidianqian,zheihunshawodaoshihouqupeihaobuhao,jintiandaxiderizi,buyaoshangleheqi”

suiranchenmingtamazuodebudui,danshikanzaichenminghongwodefenshang,wodeqiyejianjianxiaole。

chenmingjiazheibianyouhunnaodexisu,woyijingtiqiangentadaguozhaohu。

hunnaobuyaotaiguofen,chenmingyedayingwole。

wanshangchenminghezuijiuhuilai,shenbianhaigenleyiduixiongdi。

tamenyijinlaijiuguandeng,bawoyazaichuangshang。

buzhidaoshisheideshoumozaiwoyaoshang,xiangzhanwobianyi。

danshiwoyizhiwangjigenchenmingjiang,woyiqianlianguotaiquan。

wozhijieyiquandazaimowoyaodeneigerenshenshang,tashunjianfachucanliedejiaosheng。

qitarenyeqingxingbushao,limaqishendakaidengchumen。

wobachenmingfudaochuangshang,jitatuoyifuxishu。

chenmingzaichuangshang**,wozhijiezuoyoukaigongshanletaliangerguang。

diertianxinglai,jialihaiyouqitadeqinqizai。

jianwoqichuang,chenmingtamajiukaishiyinyangwo。

“zuotianshuidehaoba,jintiantaiyangdekuaishai**lecaiqichuang”

lingwaiyigehaoxiangshichenmingdedayi,takanlekanchenmingtama,ranhouyoubamuguangluozaiwoshenshang。

“bushiwoshuo,yueyuea,niyetaibudongshileba,zuotianwanshanghaibawojiaqiangqiangdashangle”

yuanlaizuotianwanshangjiushitaerzixingsaoraowo。

wonieleniequantou,zuotianneirenzhanglejixing,ganmangbatamalazhu,rangtabieshuole。

chenmingyichulai,tamalimahuanleyifumiankong。

“erzi,eleba,maxianzaijiujinizuofanqu”

chenmingkanzhewoliansebushihenhao,limashuo:“ma,buyongguanwomen”

tamalianxiaozheshuoerzizhangdale。