第一章大闹婚礼
“zhanshenqinglong，kenqingyanluoliuxia............”
“zhanshenbaihu，kenqingyanluoliuxia............”
“zhanshenzhuque，kenqingyanluoliuxia............”
“zhanshenxuanwu，kenqingyanluoliuxia............”
beijinghuangmo，sidazhanshensonglizaiyijianshiwuzhiqian。
zuzuwugexiaoshile，lierishaozhuo，sidazhanshenqueyiranweidong。
“jiangjun，zheigeyanluodaodishishei？womendenglewugexiaoshile。”
yimingfujiangshizairenshoubule，yushikaikouwendao。
唰！
sidazhanshenlianseqibian，jinjiezheguidaozaidi。
“wodengjiaodaowufang，kenqingyanluoshuzui......”
sidazhanshenjiegui，zhiyouneimingtichuzhiyidefujiangmangrandezhanzaiyipang。
yizhenkuangfengchuiguo，chuizoulemantianhuangsha，liantongneishiwuyechuidaozaidi！
fengtingshaluo，suoyourendouzhenjingdekanzheyanqiandeyimu。
zhijianshuyiwanjidesensenbaiguyanmaizaihuangshazhixia，zheixiebaiguzaiyangguangdezhaoshexia，fanzhesenhandeguangmang。
zheixiedoushidijundeshigu。
“yanluo，zhongjiuhaishizoule！”
kanzhedaotadeshiwu，sidazhanshenhuanhuanqishen。
fujiangyanzhongmanshizhenhan：“jiangjun，zhei............”
“wolaijinijianggegushiba！”
“sannianqian，zheililaileyigeren，tajiaochenping......”
qinglongzhanshendandandejiangshuzhezheilidedaoguangjianying，zheilideshishanxuehai！
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白海市！
chenpingzouzaijiedaoshang，huxizheziyoudekongqi，xinzhongganjuedaolewubideqingsong......
huanhuandecongdoulitaochuyikuaiyupei，chenpingyanzhongmanshirouqing：“wanqiu，wochulaile，nidebingxianzaiyinggaiyijinghaoleba？”
zheikuaiyupeishichenpingdenvpengyoulinwanqiusongjitade，chenpinghelinwanqiushidaxuetongxue，lianggexiangshixianglian，daxuebiyezhihoujiuzhunbeiburuhunyindiantang。
kesheizhijiuzaichenpinggenzhelinwanqiuzhunbeijiehundeshihou，linwanqiuturanbeichachubaixuebing，xuyaoyizhigusuicaixing，keyizhigusuixuyaoshangbaiwan，chenpingshigeguer，erqiehaiganggangdaxuebiye，nalinengnadechuzheimeduoqian。
yankanzhezijidenvpengyourijianxiaoshou，chenpingxinjirufen，zuihoutiyimingfuerdaizuoliunianlao，huanqulejilinwanqiukanbingdeyibaiwan。
zuolaozhihou，chenpingjiubeizhijiedaiqulebeijinghuangmo，quebuxiangzaihuangmoyudaoyilaozhe，chuanshoutagongfa，yishu。
yizhayansannianle，zheisannianzhongchenpingwushiwukebuzaixiangnianzhelinwanqiu，zhengshishoulidezheikuaiyupei，cairangchenpingzaibeijingsanniandexuezhanzhongaoleguolai。
chenpingbuzhibujuedezoudaoyijianchuzuwuqian，zheilishichenpingzuolaoqian，genzhelinwanqiuzuzhudedifang，kecishidechuzuwufangmenjinbi，beiyibaxiujibanbandedasuojisuozhule。
kanzheneixiujibanbandetiesuo，chenpingmeitouweiweiyizhou，kanyangzizheiliyinggaihenjiumeirenjuzhule。
“wanqiuni？wanqiuqunale？”chenpingxinzhongyouxiehuangle。
“ya，zheibushichenpingma？nishenmeshihouchulaide？”
zheishi，yimingwushizuoyoudezhongnianfunvcongzheilijingguo，kandaochenpingzhihou，yizhenjingyadao。
“lishen，nizhidaowanqiuqunalema？”
chenpingkanlezheizhongnianfunvyiyan，bingmeiyouhuidata，ershijiaojidewendao。
“nihaizhaoneihulijingzuoshenme？ninandaohaibuzhidaoma？”
lishenqiguaidekanzhechenpingwendao。
“zhidaoshenme？”chenpingyilianmangran。
“neilinwanqiuzainizuolaozhihou，jiugoudashangleyigefuerdai，zhengtianzainimenzheichuzuwuguihun，houlaijiubanzoule，tingshuobanquyigegaodangxiaoquzuokuotaitaile。”
lishenshuoqineilinwanqiu，jiushimanliandefennu，suihouxiangqishenme，jixushuodao：“duile，wotingshuoneilinwanqiugenzheneifuerdaijintianhaoxiangyaozaifuhaojiudianjubanhunlini，niweiletaqutirenzuolao，takedaohao，zhijiebaniwangle，zhenbushigedongxi......”
chenpingtingzhelishendehua，zhenggerenfangfobeiwuleihongdingbandailidangchang。
“bu，bukenengde，wanqiujueduibuhuizheiyangzuode，takendingshibeibide，kendingshibeibide......”
chenpingdeliansehennankan，pinmingdeyaozhenaodai，tabuganxiangxinlishenshuodeshizhende，sannianle，linwanqiujiushitadejingshenzhizhu，yaoburantazaojiusizaibeijingle。
“niruguobuxin，qufuhaojiudiankankanbujiuzhidaole......”
lishenjianchenpingbuxin，shuowanzhihoujiuzhuanshenlikaile。
“bukeneng，jueduibukeneng......”
chenpingzhuanshen，jingrancongloushangyiyueerxia。
yaozhidaozheilikeshisanlou，jiuzheiyangtiaoxiaqu，jibianshibusi，yeyaoshuaiduanshoujiao。
kesheizhi，chenpingjingranwenwendeluodaoledimian，meiyousihaodeshoushang。
zhi............
yishengcierdechacheshengxiangqi，yilianghongsebaoshijietingzailechenpingmianqian，chayidianjiuyaozhuangdaochenpingle。
“你不要命啦？”
yimingzhangfapiaopiao，qizhigaoguidenvhaitanchutoulai，duizhechenpingdahouzhe。
chenpingzhishikanleneinvhaiyiyan，bingmeiyoushuohua，ershizhuanshenchaozhefuhaojiudianpaoqu。
nvhaikanzhepaozoudechenping，suihoucongdoulitaochuyizhangxiangpian，xiangpianshangmianzhengshiyishenrongzhuangdechenping。
“怎么会这么巧？”
nvhaidiguleyisheng，suihouyijiaoyoumencailexiaqu。
henkuai，chezizhuishangchenping，nvhaiyaoxiachechuangduizhechenpinghandao：“niquna？wosongni......”
chenpingkanleyiyan，zhijiedakaichemenjiuzuoleshangqu。
“fuhaodajiudian......”
shuowan，chenpingjiuyiyanbufa，lianselengdekepa。
nvhaidazhuanfangxiang，chaozhefuhaodajiudianerqu。
“nihao，wojiaosumeng，nijiaoshenmemingziya？”
sumengbiankaiche，bianzhuangzuoburenshichenping，genzhechenpingliaoleqilai。
zhikexi，chenpingfangfomeitingdaoyiban，yiyanbufa，jiuxiangshiyizundiaosu。
kanzhechenpingzheiyangzi，sumengpielepiezui，yanshenzhongyoulejifenyane。
henkuai，chezidaolefuhaodajiudian，chenpingbudengchezitingwen，zhijiedakaichementiaolexiaqu。
“aiaiai，shenmerenya......”sumengkanzhekuaisuchaozhefuhaojiudianpaoqudechenping，meitouyizhoudao：“zheigejiahuo，kanyangzibuhaogaoding？”
sumengdunangzhe，tinghaoleche，yegenzhezoujinfuhaodajiudian！
sumenghenzaojiutingguochenpingdeshiji，zhibuguomeiyoujianguochenpingbenrenbale，zaizhidaochenpingcongbeijinglikaizhihou，sumengjiucongjingdouzhaoleguolai。
cishi，fuhaodajiudiandeerloudating，baihaishixiaojiadegongzigexiaoleizhengzaijubanhunli，zuzubaileyibaiduozhuo，laidebinkejiuyoushangqianren，keweishihaohuazhiji！
wutaizhishang，xinniangxinlangzhengzaijiaohuanliwu，zhuchirenzenazhehuatongshuodao：“xinlangxiaoleixiansheng，niyuanyiqulinwanqiuxiaojieweiqima？”
“woyuanyi！”xiaoleishuodao。
“linwanqiuxiaojie，niyuanyijiajixiaoleixiansheng，yishengbulibuqima？”
“我......”
“wobuyuanyi......”datingdementuranbeizhongzhongdetuikai，chenpingfengyibandechaozhewutaishangpaoqu：“wobuyuanyi，buyuanyi......”