华南市第一中学。
“wa，zheikubirizizhongyukuaidaotoule！daoshihoukeyi……heiheihei。”
kaoshichangshang，yetianturanxiaochulesheng。
“keke……zheiweikaosheng，zhuyixianizijideyanxing。”jiankaolaoshimanlianyansudedingzheyetian。
yetianlianmangdixialetou，xiaorongbuduan，naohaizhongquebuyouzizhudefuxianchuzijiliangtianqiansuofashengdeshiqing。
gaokaoqianyitianwanshang，yetiankanleyiduixiaoshipin，zhunbeixiexiehuo，haorangzijipilaoyixia，shuigehaojue，mingtiannenggoukaochuyigehaochengji。
keshidangtaxiehuoxiedaoyibandeshihou，xiongkoushangguazhedeneikuaiyupei，turanfachuleyizhenliangguang，jiangtazhenggerendoulongzhaole，yanqianyihei，yunleguoqu。
zheikuaiyupeishitafumuwaichudagongqiansongjitadezuihouyijianshengriliwu，fumudagongyijingchuqushiduonianle，doumeinenggouhuijiakanshangyiyan，jiushengtahenainaizhuzaiyiqi。
diertianxinglaixilianshuayadeshihou，dingzhejingzikanlejimiaozhong，jingkongdefaxianzijisihunenggoukanchuanqiangbi……
“dinglingling！kaoshijieshu，kaoshengtingzhidati。”
“哦耶！”
yidaduikaoshengrutongfengleyibanchongchukaochang，yetianzheicaimanyouyoudeqishen，zuijiaodaizheyisixiaorong，likaikaochang。
gangzoudaoxiaomenkou，yetianjiukanjianjigexiaoqingniantuozhetongbanliuyanxiwangpangbiandeyitiaoxiaoxiangzhizouqu，jigexiaoqingnianpangbian，haiyouyigedabandeshifenchengshudenvhai。
nvhaipoyoujifenzise，shoulinagekuabao，lingyizhishouzhizheliuyanxidenaomen，“nihenkuanga，xiaozi，juranbujiwochao！”
suiranzheijiahuodexinggehenbuduizijideweikou，kebijingbangguozijijici，xiangdaozheier，juedingshangqianqubangbangmang。
“wei，nimenjigezaizuoshenme？”yetianhanleyisheng，suihoubiankuaibuxiangqian。
zheijigexiaoqingnian，kanyangzibushixuexiaodexuesheng，ranzhehongfahuangfa，qizhonghaiyouzheigeguangtounan，shenshangyouwenshen。
jianzijidehaoshibeirendaduan，guangtounanhuitoukanyetianyiyan，numadao：“nalaidechouxiaozi，bietemeduoguanxianshi，ganjinjilaozigundan。”
zhouweihaiyouyixieluguodetongxue，jianzhuangfenfentaoli，shengparehuoshangshen。
“xiaodidi，**masheini？youzhongnizaimayibian。”
yetianyebushichisude，chulemeitianxuexizhiwai，youduoyudeshijianhaihuijingchangduanlianshenti，shencaibijiaokuiwu，yanqianzheijigejiahuoyikanjiushiyingyangbuliang，shoudegenyigenzhuganyiyang。
zaijiashangrenbufanwo，wobufanrenzheizhongxingge，yetianzaixuexiaoliyeshibujingchangreshi，buguozheiyicisuanshiliwai，bijingliuyanxizheixiaozicengjingbangguota。
“yohe！maodoumeizhangqide**waer，ganzaiwomianqiantiaolaitiaoqu，xiongdimen，jiwofeileta。”
guangtounanerhuabushuo，zhaohujigexiaodijiushangqianlai，dasuanbayetianhaohaodeshoushiyidun。
suiranbujingchangdajia，keyetiandeshencaibaizainei，pingchangrengenbenbushitadeduishou，hekuangzheijigedipiliumang。
diyigechongshangqianlaidejiushiguangtounan，zhaozheyetiandelianshangjiuhuileyiquan。
yetianqingsongdiduoguoduifangdegongji，fanshoujiushiyiquantouzazaileduifangdelianshang，zheijiahuobeiyetiandeyiquanzadebixuehengliu。
“aiyo，**！haiganhaishou。jiwoda，dasilewofuze。”guangtounanpeiyetian，yiquanliaodao，jiezhelingwaijigerenjiushangqianlaile。
keshizheixiejiahuoxianranshijingchangzaijietoudouou，shenshangzirandoudaizhewuqi，yirenchouchuyigengangguanjiuwangyetianshenshangzhaohu。
bijingshishuangquan，nandisishouyetian，yigebuxiaoxinbeigangguanyigunzijiqiaozailehounaoshaoshang，jiezheyanqianyihei，jiuyunguoqule。
dangyetianzaicixinglaideshihou，zhengkaiyandeshunjian，jiukanjianleyanqianzheigemeichuanyifudeguniang，neijiaoxiaodeshencaiwanzhengdebaolulezaizijiyanqian。
dingduoshib+，zheimexiao。
buguo，haishibailaohu，zeze，nande。buguo，kanqilaiyinggaishikaifaguodu，douyoudianheile，yetianzaineixinhaoyizhenpinglun。
zhishidangtakanjiannvhaishoulinazhedekuaidihezhihou，quedengdalezijideyanjing，kuaidihelimianzhuangdeshi――zhendongbang。
“我靠！牛逼啊！”
mengranjiantingjianyetiandeshengyin，nvhaibeiheleyitiao，huiguotouyikan，jiufaxianyetianyijingxinglaile，erzheigenvhaijiushizhiqianzaixiaomenkouneige。
cike，nvhaifaxianyetianzhengzaizhigougoudedingzheziji，neiweisuodemoyang，rangtaqingbuzijindedalegelengzhan，“chou