第二章 马桶提前问世

mingchao,dajieshiyongdemutong(hanshijiaohuzi,songshijiaomumazi),zaineishangmianzuozhejiurangyangchendonghenshifannao,tajiujuedinggaibiancongzheijianshiqingshangzuoqi。tongshiyekeyijiejizhuanyibiyinzi,zuoshiqingzongshilibukaijinqian,zheizainalidoushiyiyang。

shuoqilai,yangjialaozhaidaoyesuanshibuxiao,muqinzaishideshihou,yeyoubushaorensihou,gengshiyouzhuanshuyufuwujiazudegongjianghetiejiang。jiazhilaoyeyangrongyiqianhaizuoguogongbushangshu,shouxiaderennenglidoushijiqiangdeneiyizhong。henkuai,laozhaiguanjiayanghaijiubeijiaoleguolai,dangdezhiliushaoyeyaogongjiangzuoshiqingdeshihou,jiubashunfujizhaoleguolai。

“jianguoliushaoye。”lishunfushiyigemoyanghanhoudenanzi,yishendebuyihaiyouyigekandejiandebuding。

gongjiangshouqiaobujia,zhishizaishichaoneiwanbanjiexiapin,weiyoudushugaodelinianxia,zhongdaoqingqi,jiangweimoye,jiangyizhiwei。shidetamendediweishizaishitaidile,renyourenbainongbushuo,shenzhiyoudejiangjichushende,shengxialaidehaizijiuzhinengshigongjiangle,meigerenzaichushengshiyifenchengsanliujiudeng。xiangyaogaibianheqizhinan。

shunfuyouzhewugehaizi,yejiushiyinweizaiyangjiashanggong,ruoburandehua,pashizheiyifushanghaiyaoduoshangjigebudingde。

“lishifu,wozheiliyouyigegouxiang,yijinghualechulai,mafannijikankan。”yangchendongshimeiyouneizhonggaorenyidengdejuewu,xiguanlezhongrenpingdengdeta,dairenjiewuzirandoushishifendekeqi。

“bie,bie,liushaoye,nijiujiaoyangguanjiayiyangjiaowoshunfujiushile。”lishunfuyiliandehuangkongbiaoqing。suiranshuoyangchendongzhiyoushiwusuidenianji,dantaqueshiyidiandoubuganxiaokande,yinweitazhidaorenjiayijingshishengyuanle,yihouneishitiedingyaozuoguande,nalishitazheizhongrenkeyixiangbi。

kanzhelishunfuneijinzhangwubideyangzi,yangchendongzheicaixiangqirujinsuochudediwei。tayezhidaoyouxiedongxixiangyaogaibianshihennande,suoxingbianyemeiyouzheji,ershixiaozheshuo,“shunfu,nilaikankanwozheizhangtu,woshizheiyangxiangde...”

dangyangchendongbazijideyisishuolediyibianshi,shunfuyijinglejiezheiweiliushaoyeyaozuoshenmele。yigeyoushuixianghechongshuifamendezuowei,jiarulekongzhishuixianglishuiliuliangdesanqiufa,yijiuxingwanguandeng,tongshihaishiquantaocidesheji。

duiyuzheiqizhongdeyixiebujian,yangchendongzaojiuzhunbeichulaile,zheidoushidacanglidepeijian。

kanzhezheixie“jingzhi”depeijian,lishunfuyouxieaibushishou,xinzhongyezaihuanxiangzhezheidongxizuochengzhihoudeyangzi。

meiyoudaraolishunfudesikao,yangchendongzaiyipangyibianhechayibiandengzhe,zhidaokanzheduifangmuguangyouyoulibianchenglejiandingzhihou,zheijiuxiaowenzhe,“zenmeyang?nengzuochulaima?”

“youliushaoyedegoutu,yinggaikeyi。”lishunfudaizheyixiezixinhuidazhe。

“henhao。”chufeifanbuyouzizhudexiguanxingdaleyigexiangzhi,suihouyouzhizhetasuodailaideneixiepeijianwenzhe,“zheixiedongxiyekeyifangzhichulaima?”

“ruguohuanchengletiezhide,wentibuda。”lishunfubuqingchuneixiebaisedesuliaoguanshishenmedongxi,zhengchangqingkuangxia,zheixieyao19shijicaihuichuxian,suoyicaishuohuanchengqitadecailiao。

“keyi。”tingdaonenggoufangzhi,neiyangchendongcaibuhuiquguancaizhidewenti,tazhiyaonengdaguimodeshengchanjiukeyi,zheiyangjiukeyibamatongtuixiaochuqu,ziranlirunyejiugungunerlaile。

suoweishebudehaizitaobudaolang,shangfabunengfenming,xiaoguoziranbuhuitaihao。yangchendongdangjijiuxunuo,matongzuochengle,jiuhuidashangshiliangyinzi。(damingbaochaoyiqianwenqiandengyuyiguanqiandengyuyiliangyinzi。siliangyinzidengyuyilianghuangjin。)

shiliangdejiangliyichu,keyimingxiandekandaolishunfushishuangyanfangguang,zheiyiketazhenshijidongle。yiwangjiazhuyaozuoshenmedongxi,tigonglecailiaozuojiushile,zhiyujianglicongbuganquxiang,haosiyiqiedoushitianjingdiyideyiban。youcikejian,dangshiderengenbenjiumeiyouxiangguochuangxin,youneiliqihexinsi,buruzuodianbiedehuojibutieyixiajiayongni。

yangchendongziranshixiyiweichang,tajiushiyaoyongzheiyang**defangshirangdajiajizijizuoshi,shishizhengming,zheikeshishuangyingmoshi。

jiangmuqinliujizijidequanbujiadangwubailiangyinziquanshunalechulai,jiaojilelishunfu。xiangyaomaerpao,jiuyaorangmaerchicaodedaolitakeshishifenqingchu。

“shaoye,qianjinubijiuxingle。”yipangjiangyiqiekanzaiyanzhongdeqiaoyindaoshishoujiyankuai,shenshoujielexialai。huoxuzaitayanzhong,shaoyeyigeerxizhiyanjiunachulequanbujiadang,shizaishirangrentaibufangxinle。

yigeyuelaidexiangchu,yangchendongziranzhidaosheishizhenzhengguanxinzijide,qingchuzheishiqiaoyinbufangxin,tajixiaodao:“hao,neijiushiyouqiaoyinlaizhuchizheijianshiqing,shunfulaipeihejiushile。”

yuanbenlishunfukandaozheimedayibiyinziyaojiaodaozijishoushangjiuyouxieduosuo,zhenghaoqiaoyintiaolechulai,dangranledejieshou,yigejingdediantoubiaoshiyidinghuihaohaopeihe。

dafazouleliangren,jiudengzhehaoxiaoxideyangchendongkanzheliangrenliqudebeiyingcuolecuoshouzhang,zheiqianhuadetaikuaile,yaoxiangfagandianshenme,duonongdianyinzizaishuo。suoweijiazhongyouliang,xinzhongbuhuang。

qianshidejingligaosuyangchendong,yigerenxiangyaozuochengzijixihuanzuodeshiqing,shouyaodejiushixianyaotishengzijidenengli。

neiwentilaile,shenmeshinenglini?tongguilaishuojiushilianggezi——qianyuquan。

xianzaihaixiao,zhiyoushiwusui,quandewentidaoshibuyongtaizheji,keshiqiandeshiqingjiubixuyaozhuajinle,neidongxikeshibufennianlingdaxiao。zhuanshenlehuileshufang,renyingyishan,“xiaoshibujian。”

dacangzhongkebujinjinzhiyouzhuangbei,haiyoucongzonghouyiqiyuanlaideyixiejiangshimendeshenghuobixupin。congyipaipaizhuangyouwuqidedaizhebinglenghandexiangziqianzouguo,laidaolezijiyiqiandedanrensushe。zheiliderenyebuzhidaozaiheianxuanwolailindeshihoudouqulenali,fanzhengrenshijianbudaoyige,danzheixierendedongxiquedoubeiwanhaodebaocunlexialai,qizhonghaiyouyigewanhaodetushuguan。

zouruqizhong,suiyidetiaoxuanlejibenhoushiershunengxiangdexiaoshuo,zhihouyoulaidaoleyigexieyoudiaoliaodedaxiangziqiannalexiehaiweidakaibaozhuangdeweijing、liaojiu、nenroufenhesongroufen,jiezheyouluguoleshenghuoyongpinqunaleyixieyagao、yashua,xiangzao、maojindengwu,zuihouhaishunbianquleyidahekouxiangtangfangrukoudai,zheicaimanyidehuidaoleshufang。

jiuzaidangtianwanshang,yangchendongzijiqulechufang,zaichuniangyiqiuerneijingchademuguangzhong,lianzuolejigenazouhaocai,zheiyimuyinlailelaozhaizhonghenduorenqianlaiweiguan,zheilaotaitaidesangqihaimeiyouwanquandeguoquni,zenmeliushaoyejiukaishi“fanbinglema?”