jinqianbiaoxilai，liangjunbiwukebi，jibianzhangzheshenfachuzhong，zuotuyoushan，kehaishibeihuazhongleliangdaoshanghen。xinghaozheiliangdaoshanghendoubuzaiguanjianweizhi，daoshimeiyouyingxiangtadezhandouli。
liangjunjianzhelaolaoshouzhongmeilejinqianbiao，dunshidaxiaoqilai，“laoyaopo，nishoulimeilejinqianbiao，wokanninengnaiwohe？”
quebuxiangneilaolaozaitingleliangjunzhihuahou，fanerkuangxiaobuzhi，“haogewuzhiwuweiderongmaozei，yanzhiwotangjiabaoshangyouyimenanqishoufa，minghuan‘mantianhuayu’ma？”
wenyan，liangjunxinzhongtuleyixia，zheimantianhuayu，taziranshitingguode，naishitangjiabaozuishangchengdeanqishoufa，yijingchushou，keyitongshifachulidaobutong、kuaimanbudengdeliushisijiananqi，daxiangduishouliushisigebuwei。zhishichuanwenzheimenshoufataiguofuza，zhiyoudangnianjianlitangjiabaodetangdashencaishenfuciji，zhishitadaoshimeiyouwangzheibianxiang。xianzaijurantingmianqianzheilaoyaoposhuodaozheishoufa，zheicaianzixinjingqilai。
zhishiliangjunhaishixinzhongjiaoxingdiwendao，“laoyaopo，nikebuyaohuwo，niruhenenghuizheizhongshoufa？”
tangmenlaolaoqingxiaoyisheng，“woziranzhishichukuimenjing，haizuobudaotongshiliushisijiananqi。”
liangjunganggangjintiqilaidexinzang，buyoudeshaoshaosonglexialai。
zhishitangmenlaolaozheigeshihouqueshizaicishuodao，“liushisijianbuhui，danshisanshierjian，haishihuide。”
shuozhedeshihou，tangmenlaolaoshouzhongturanjiuzheimeshengchulehaojishigenxizhen，zaiyueguangdetoushexia，fanzhezhenzhenhanguang，rangliangjunxinzhongyizhenfama。
yankanzhelaolaotaishoujiuyaojiangshouzhongdexizhentoushechulai，liangjuncongmangconghuaizhongquchuleyiwu，duizhunlezaichangdesuoyouren。
zhijianciwu，hunshenqihei，bianpingruxia，zhangqicun，housancun。shangyongxiaozhuanzitidiaoke：“chubijianxue，konghuibuxiang；jizhongzhiji，anqizhiwang”，zhengshitangmendechuanshibaowu，baoyulihuazhen。
chuanyanbaoyulihuazhennaishitangmenpaimingdiyideanqi，neizhonggongzangershiqimeiyinding，meiyishechu，bidingjianxue。yindingshijilimeng，kechengtianxiadiyi。zhishizheibaoyulihuazhenguanjianbuweidezhizaoshoufayijingliushi，tiandixia，yejiutangmencunlezheiweiyideyibing。
yuanyiweiliangjunjichulebaoyulihuazhenlai，dingrannenggourangzaichangderentoushujiqi，zhishitazheiyijuchu，queshirangtangtianjiudaxiaobuyi，“nizeiziyuanlaishigeshagua，nafanledoubuzhidao。”
“duoxietixing！”liangjunlianmangdaozhuanleshoulidebaoyulihuazhen，zaiyiciduizhundezhongren。zheixiazi，chushengtixingdetangtianjiu，shunjianzaodaolezhongrendeyizhenbaiyan，haimabierenshishaguani，tazijicaishitiandixiadiyihaodashagua。
liangjunjianzhetangtianjiushoudaozhongrendechoushi，xinzhongnianzhetaganggangcaibangleziji，dangranyaochuyanhuoshangzaijiaoyibayoucaidui，“woshuonimentangjiabaohaizhenshireqingdaikea，xiaoyemingmingbuzhidaobaoyulihuazhenzangzaishenmedifang，nimenjiuanpaileneimeduorenshouzaizheijianfangwaimian，laigaosuwozheianqidesuozangdeweizhi。xianzaiyoujiaoworuhecaozuozheibaowu，zheifandaendade，xiaoyejizhule，yihouyidingduoduoguanggutangjiabao，hezhuweiduoduoqinjin。”
“pei！rucixiaozei，niyiweiyoulebaoyulihuazhen，jiunenggoubidewomenhoutuima？”tangtianjiuzhiqianfanshashouleru，zheiyiciqueshidashenghelingliangjun，yicibohuilianmianlai。
“aiya，nikezhenshiwodehaopengyou，juranzhixiaowoxinzhongsuoxiang。”
tangtianjiudelianyizhentieqing，zijizaicibeitaxishualeyidao。
kanzhetangtianjiuyinyinyoubaonudejixiang，liangjunbuyoudejiangshouzhongdebaoyulihuazhenzaicigaojuleyixia，“woquannizuihaobiedong，xiaoyejianmingyitiao，linsiquenengjiangnimenzaichangdeshushirenlazheyiqipeizang。”
suoyourendoubuganwangdongle，zhishaocongliangjunbiaoqingshangkan，tazheihuashuodeyidianerbuhanhu，zhendeyouyiyanbuhejiutongguiyujindeqishi。
toushujiqi，meigerendoushiximingde，tebieshitatangtianjiu。
baoyulihuazhenxiongmingzaiwai，zheiyixia，jiangsuoyourendouweihezhule。
“liangjun，fangxiabaoyulihuazhen，wokeyifangrennilikai。”tangmenlaolaozhongyutanxileyisheng，shuochulezijidetuoxie。zhiyaotanengfangxiabaoyulihuazhen，jinritayechuangtangmendeshi，keyiyibidaiguo。
quebuxiangliangjunzairucihaowushengjideqingkuangxia，jurannenggouwenruotaishan，meiyoubeitangmenlaolaoshuochudehua，mihunletounao。
tazuijiaoweiweishangyang，yanzhuheilianglingdong，luchuleyidaoshifenxieyidexiaorong，“xiaoyewozuishoubudeweixie，tiaojiandeyaoxiaoyekai，bunengniti。”
laolaorenzhulexinzhongdenuhuo，lengshengyandao，“niyaoshenmetiaojian？”
“henjiandan！zhiyao……nihetadangzhongqinyongyixiajiuxing。”liangjundeshouzhizhixianglelaolaoshenpangdetangtianjiu。
“hunzhangdongxi，nizaisanwuruwodeqingbai，shixiangzhaosima？”
laolaonule，henshengqi，qiaozhetajiangguaizhangzhongzhongyizhudemoyang，jiukeyikanchu。
“pei！”liangjunhenhencuileyikou，“xiaoyewojiuzheiyang，ninengnaiwohe？yaomenimendangzhewobiaoyanyifan，yaometongguiyujin。xiaoyewobiedebuganxingqu，jiuxiangkanzhenimenzheiduilaobusideenai。”
“qiyoucili！liangjun，nizheishizaitiaozhanwotangmendezunyan。”
“xiaoyeguannizunyanbuzunyande，nimenyaoshibuzhaoban，jiubuyaoguaiwomeishijianhenimenduofeile。”zhengdaishuozhe，liangjunhuranbaqishenxing，gaogaoyueqi，jiaojianzaishenpangdezhuliangshangyidian，zaicilingkongbagao，yankanjiuyaozuanjinwudingshangdeneigekongdongle。
“buhao！”laolaodajingshise，taishoujiuyujiangshouzhongwozhedexixiaogangzhenshechu。
zhishihaibudengtazheiyangzuo，congliangjundefangxiang，queshilvxianfeibenguolaihaojishigengangzhen。
“tui！kuaitui！”laolaolaibujichushou，zhishidashengjiaohanzhe。
liangjunkoudonglebaoyulihuazhendejiguan，neimantianyinzhenfeishechulai，sudujikuai，shunjianjiujidaoleershiqimingtangmendedizi，qizhonghaiyoujiweizhanglaozhishi。ershiqigenyinzhen，zhenzhenduoming。
yaobushilaolaofaxiandejishi，feishentaoli，zheigeshihou，tayeshizhenxiawanghunle。
taitouyikan，nalihaiyouliangjundeshenying，zheisizaishechubaoyulihuazhendetongshi，yijingchenggongfeichulewudingdedadong，xianzaiyijingbuzhidaoqulenali。
laolaohenhendijiangshouzhongdetongtouguaizhang，chaozhedimianshangzhongzhongyizhu，neidimianshangdebanzhuan，dunshibeijichenglehaojikuai。
姥姥彻底的暴怒了。
suoyourendoubuganzaizheigeshihoukaojinta，yinweisheidoubuxianglaichuzheigemeitou。
youdizichayanleyixia，guangzheiyixia，tangmendizisileshijiuming，shidazhishisileliuming，jing、pao、zhu、zhangsilaoyesilezhu、zhangerlao。
zheiyixia，jiangtangmenzhetengdebuqing。peiyangyigedizishifendebuyi，gengbieshuozhishiyuzhanglaole。liangjundezheibanzuowei，zhijiejiangtangmenzhongchuang，meigejishiniandexiuyangshengxi，hennanzaihuifudingshengle。
yipangdetangtianjiu，kanzhetangmenshangwangcanzhong，buyoudeanzimoleyibahan，qingxingzijiduodekuai。tongshi，tayebeibaoyulihuazhendeweilishengshengzhefu。
laolaoyizhiyinchenzheyizhanglian，lizaiyuandi，zhenggelianzhengningzaiyiqi，doukuaidichuxuelai。
“chuanlingxiaqu，banfajianghuzhuishaling，quanlizhuisha‘yumianliangshangjun’，busibuxiu！”