第4章
“啊？”
erhuangzidenaozishunjianduanlu。
老六这话什么意思？
e，tashizaijibenwangxiatao！
xinsidouzhuan，xiaojidaweibalangdidiantoudao：“bucuo，benwangdequezheiyangshuoguo，buguobushijinri，ershiqianxietian。”
“laoliu，nirujinyijingchengnian，bunengzhengtianhunhunee，xilihutudihuozhe，yaoduotifuhuangfenyou，weichaotingchuli。”
“huangxiongwopingrijiaodaoni，bianceni，yedoushizaitifuhuangfenyou，gengshiweilenihao。nishuoshibushia？”
“jingwangshuodejishi。”xiaoyuchaoerhuangzixinglegeli，jixudao：“jingwangzouhou，erchenhuixiangerhuangxiongdehua，youhuiyierchenguowangzhongzhong，xinzhongcankuizhiji。”
“youqierhuangxiongshuoerchendiujinfuhuangdelian，bupeizuofuhuangdeerzi，shenzhibupeihuozaizheigeshishang，erchengengshishenganwudizirong。”
“yushigangcai，erchen，ziyile！”
“什么？”
tingdaozheihua，zaichangzhirenwubujinge。
liuhuangzibeijingwangshuolejiju，juranshangdiaozijinle？
这么有尿性？
之前没看出来啊！
erhuangzidunshihuangshen，shouzhixiaoyu，dashengdao：“xiaoyu，nizheishisahuang，shiqijun！andaqianlv，yingdangzhunijiuzu！”
jibianxiaojizijishenweihuangzi，yedandaibuqibisihuangzidezuiguo！
huangdiyuanbenbeixiaoyudehuajingdao，xiayishiqishen，hurantingdaojingwangtuokoushuochu“zhujiuzu”，dunshiqibudayichulai。
“jingwang，nishuodeshenmehunhua！”
“xiaoyunaishizhendeerzi，yeshinidedidi，ruoshizhutajiuzu，zhenyuniqibuyiqibeizhu！”
“nijizhenzhukou，zhanyibianqu！”
chizeguokouwuzhelandeerhuangzi，huangdihuanleheaishense，duixiaoyudao：
“yuer，nishishuo，nibojingjiandewuzi，shi、shi......”
huangdiyibianshuozhe，yibiankanxiangyipangdezhangtaiyi。
zhangtaiyixinglidao：“qibingbixia，liuhuangzibojingjiandewuzi，dequeshiyoulingbulechu。”
“a？！”huangdijingdeyipiguzuohuilongyi。liuhuangziguozhenshangdiaozijinle？
“yuer，neihoulaini？”
“houlai——”xiaoyuqingqingtanlekouqi，yibenzhengjingdao：“houlai，erchenhuanghuzhijian，kandaoyigerenying。”
“neigerenyingduierchenshuo——yanxiabeiyandabingyajing，daqiannanfangyoufadashui，keweineiyouwaihuan，nidemuqinsuiranchushenbeiwei，dannibijingshihuangzuxuemai，buzhitifuhuangfenyou，weichaotingchuli，benjiubudui，xianzaiyoushangdiaoziyi，taobixianshi，gengjiabudui。”
“nijikehuiqu，qianwangbeijing，toushenjunying，weidaqianshubian，baojinganmin。”
“zhihou，erchenjiufaxianziji，huilaile。”
xiaoyushuodaozheili，ruodawuyingdianneiyaquewusheng。
一群大臣面面相觑。
liuhuangzishuode，shizhendema？
谁知道！
gaotailongyishang，huangdikanzhexiaoyu，youyoudidao：“nanguaiyuergangcaishuoyaoqubeijingshubian，yuanlaishichuyouyin。yuer，nisuokandaorenying，shihemoyang？”
xiaoyumuguangqingming，dandandao：“qibingfuhuang，erchenxinglaizhihou，zixihuiyibantian，ganjuecirenshentaiweiwu，youbushiciai，rongmaohenxiangtaimiaolide——taizuxiandi！”
qiantaizu，daqiankaiguodiyirenhuangdixiaojian，sihoubeizhuifeng，miaohaotaizu，shihao（shishi，sisheng）qiyunlijiyingwuruiwenshendeshenggonghuangdi。
chuanyuezhexiaoyubingweijianguozheiweihuangdi，danshiyuanzhuzaitaimiaozhongjianguotadehuaxiangpaiwei。
xiaoyuzhisuoyizheiyangshuo，shiyinweigurendaduomixin，yincitajuedingchedidanglaoliu，xianjierhuangziwagekeng，xiagetao，zailaigejieshihaihun，xiandixianling，huyouyibo。
zhihou，tazailiyongxiandixianlingdeguanghuanjiachi，jianghoushigezhongfamingbanyunguolai，zhizaochugezhonghuashidaidedashaqi，huodezhangong，zhangwobingquan，keweishunlichengzhang，shuidaoqucheng。
简直不要太丝滑。
gaotailongyishang，huangditingdaoxiaoyushuochu“taizuxiandi”，shidashidizhengleyixia。
“太祖先帝？”
“先帝显灵了？”
“yuer，xiandihaiduinishuoleshenme？”
kandaohuangdibeizijihuyouquele，xiangxin“xiandixianling”，xiaoyuzhuangmozuoyangdihuiyipianke，jixuhuyoudao：
“qibingfuhuang，xiandiduierchenshuolehenduo，danshierchennaoziben，yishijibutaiqing。”
“buguoerchenxinglaizhihou，qingchujidexiandijiaohui，yushijuexinxixingemian，zhongxinzuoren，weiguojiaxiaoli，weifuhuangfenyou。yushierchenbianxiangqianqubingbubaomingcongjun，qiazaicishi，jingwangqianlaiqiluoxuan，zhipaixiarenoudaerchen。”
“zaihoulaideshiqing，fuhuangquandouzhidaole。”
“xiaoyunihushuo！”erhuangzishizaibiebuzhuhua，dangxiaqiangrenliangtuijiandejutong，dashengjiaodao，
“benwangcongmeizhishixiarenoudaguoni，nizheishizaoyaozhongshang，gengshizhuangshennonggui，qimanfuhuang。andaqianlv，yingdang——”
“jingwang！”huangdiyishengduanhe，nushixiaoji。
zaiganhushuohunhua，kanlaoziruheshoushini！
“shi，erchen、erchen......”erhuangzilikenianpi，xingxingdiwuzhuzuiba。
zhengzaizheishi，yizhizhanzaiyipangdesanhuangzikangwangxiaorui，chaohuangdigongshoudao：
“fuhuang，liudifangcaiyizaishuotabeijingwangfudexiarendale，erchenyiwei，taiyijiranzaici，buruyejiliudizhenzhishangshi。”
“buyongbuyong！”tingshuoyaozhishang，xiaoyushenseyouxiejinzhang，lianlianbaishoudao，“fuhuang，erchendeshangshibingbuyanzhong，buxulaofantaiyizhenzhi，huiqujingyangjirijikequanyu，ninhaishijiangerchenfapeibianjiang，zhihoujixushangyijunguodashiba！”
kandaoxiaoyuzheigeyangzi，hubushangshuhuzhangshuidudingliuhuangzishizaisahuang，dangxiazhuangmozuoyangdidao：
“neizenmexing。liuhuangzi，niyeshihuangzi，ruguozhendeshoushang，buguanshangshiqingzhong，zongyaorangtaiyichuzhiyifancaihao。”
“zhangtaiyi，haibukuaijiliuhuangzizhishang？”
oudahuangziwaijiawumiegouxian，liuhuangzi，nisidingle！
“shi。”zhangtaiyilaizaixiaoyumianqian，gongshenxinglidao：“qingliudianxiatuoquwaiyi，rangxiaguanchakanshangshi！”
“buyong！zhenbuyong！”xiaoyushensegengjiajinzhang，zaicilianlianbaishoudao：“fuhuangzhengzaishangyijunguodashi，wozheidianxiaoshanggenbenbuzhiyiti，shizaidangefuhuanghegeweidarenshijian。”
“budange，budange！”huzhangshuijiaxingxingdao，“liuhuangzi，nijiukuaibayifutuoleba，youzheigongfu，taiyiyijingzhenzhiwanle！”
gaotailongyishang，huangdimiansedandan，huileyixiaxiuzi。
“hushangshuyanzhiyouli。”
“yuer，bayifutuole，rangtaiyijiniqiaoqiao。”