zhanganchengxi,huaidefang,luguogongfudi。
fudideshufangzhong,yimingshenzheminghuangsepaofu,yuemosishisuishangxiadezhongniannanzi,zhengtizhelanghaodabishuxiezheshenme。
zaizhongniannanzideliangce,gegongshenzhanzheyimingnianlingxiangfangdezhongnian。
yizuoyiyou,yipangyishou,yiwuyiwen。
zuobiandezhengshifudidezhuren,luguogongchengyaojin。
chengyaojinshigecuren,wujiangchushen,fudishezhishufangwanquanshiweilefuyongfengya。
ruoshizixichoushangjiyan,dingnengfaxianyipangdeshujiashang,yijingjishangleyicengbochen。
eryoubiandezeshilibushangshu,zhangsunwuji。
zheimeyilai,zhongjianneiweizhongniannanzideshenfenyejiuhuzhiyuchu,datangrenhuanglierbixia。
“zhijie,nilaikankanwozheijigezixiederuhea?”liermozhecunxudehuxu,xiaodao。
chengyaojincoushangqianzixiqiaoleqiao,shuoshihua,tayagenbuzhidaoxiedesha。
“miaoa,bixiadezizhenshiyufadaqibangbole,suiranchenbuzhidaojutishishenmezi,danneipumianerlaidejingetiemaqixi,xianglaiyinggaishigebadaodeyisiba。”chengyaojinzezezantandao。
chengyaojinshigerenjing,kanzhewudasancu,shizexinsixini。tongguolierxiezishidezhuangtai,yijizuijinchaotangshangfashengdeshiqing,laituicezideneirong。
“e?zhijiejingnengwangxingerzhiyi?”lierraoyouxingzhidexiaodao。
chengyaojinnaozhenaodaihahadaxiao,kanlaizijishicaiduile。
yipangdezhangsunwujizeshiqingshengniandao:“heyizhige?yigezhige!mofei,bixiashizhunbei......”
huahaiweishuowan,yishenghuhanshengdouranchuanleguolai。
“laocheng!laochengnirenni?kuaichulai,kanwojinidaishenmehaodongxihuilaile!
牛肉,红烧牛肉面!
tingdaoniurou,nishibushichanle?
hahahaha,laochengganjinchulai,jintianzanyeliangchigetongkuai!”
人未至,声先到。
chengchumohengzhexiaoqu,lingzheyizhongsuicongdabaoxiaobaodechaozheneiyuanzoulai。
shufangzhizhong,benlaijunchenjinhuandeqifenturanyizhi,biandeyayiqilai。
niurou?chigetongkuai?jiuchengyaojindefanliang,yitouniupashibugouba!
lierdebiaoqingshunjianchenlexialai,zijihaoxiangqianjitiancaiyinweizainiudeshishajijinghoudeba,zheimekuaijiuyourenchangfandiaole?
“zhijie,nishenglegehaoerzia,bucuo,bucuo!”liermianwubiaoqingdeshuodao。
chengyaojinlianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi,querdaizhideshihuangkongyufennu。
“bixia,niqiedengzhe,chenququjiulai。”shuowan,chengyaojinchaoqishufangjiaoluodecuzhuangzhutiaojiuzoulechuqu。
tianzhidaoshufangzenmehuiyouzheimeyigencuzhuangdezhutiao!
kandaoyingmianzoulaidelaocheng,chengchumodelianshangxiaoronggengcanlanle。
“laocheng,nisudugoukuaidea,yitingdaoniuroujiulimachulaile,zuijinshibushichanhuaile?hahahaha,jintianrangnichigegou,wogennishuo,zheipaomiandeweidaojuele......”
chengchumozhengxinggaocailiedejilaochengmiaoshuzhe,dangkandaochengyaojinshoushangwozhedeneigencuzhuangzhutiaoshi,chengchumodeshengyintingxiale。
“laocheng,ni......nibatanachulaiganma?jintianyoubushikaoshi,nikemeiliyouzouwoa!”chengchumoshunjianganjueyouxiesong,zheicuzhuangzhutiaojianzhijiushicuimingfu。
“chigegou?nigenizi,laofujintianjiurangnichizhubanchaorouchigegou!”chengyaojinchaoqizhutiao,yixiazishuaizailechengchumodeshenshang。
“嗷~”
yishengcanjiaochuanlai,chengchumotongdeshenziyijiang,banbianshenzidoumeizhijuele,lianduobidoumeifashixianle。
啪,啪,啪~
youshiyilianchuandeshuaidasheng,chengyaojinyuedayueqi,yueqiyuelaijing,zoudechengchumomandidagun。
“peng”yisheng,cuzhuangzhutiaoyingshengerduan。
kandaozhutiaoduanle,chengchumoyanjinglifuxianyisishengji,zheidunmomingqimiaodedazhongyuyaoguoqule。
“hunzhangdongxi,zaichianyiquan!”chengyaojinyibajiangduankaidezhutiaoshuaidaoyibian,ranhouwojinquantou,youshiyiquanchaozhechengchumozaleshangqu。
jieliansanwuquanxiaqu,chengchumoyijingwulihuhan,touzhongdexiangzhutou,yijingdaolechuqiduojinqishaodedibu。
“bixia,chumokuaibeizhijiedasile。”zhangsunwujiqingshengshuodao。
“heng!wuji,rangzhijietingxiaba,xiaochengdajiejike。”lierlengzhelianbaibaishoudao。
zuoweijiuwuzhizun,lierbiaoshizijiyeshiyoupiqide。
chuyicaikanleyigenaodaizhenshechaoye,zaiyourenzaishagengniujiuzhusandai;shiwuhaimeiguo,jiuyourenfanshile,zheishibujizijimianzia!
ruofeizheishichengyaojindeerzi,ruofeichengyaojinxianxiashoujiangchengchumobaozouleyidun,liershenzhiyouxiangfayaojichengyaojinhuangeerzijichengweilaideluguogongle。
“zhijie,kuaizhushou,bixiarangnijinqu,zenmejiangchumodachengzheiyang?nizheibushizhibixiayubuyima!”zhangsunwujikuaibuzouchulai,chaozhechengyaojinshiyansedao。
chengyaojinchaozhangsunwujibaolebaoquan,ranhoulinzhebansibuhuodechengchumozoujinleshufang。
yijinshufang,chengyaojinbianzhongzhongguixia,“chenyouruhuangen,songyongzhenizizainiuchirou,zuidaeji,qingbixiacichenyisi!”
lierkanzhebansibuhuodechengchumo,tanlekouqidao:“zhijie,qilaiba,nirangzhenruheshuonicaihaoa!”
dangliershuochu“zhen”zheigezideshihou,chengyaojinbianmingbai,lierdenuqihaimeiyouxiaoqu,naliganqishen。
chengyaojinyibazhangshuaizaichengchumodelianshang,“nizi,haibujiwoguixia!”
chengchumokandaolierdeyichanei,jibiannaozizaibulinghuoyemingbaileshiqingdeyanzhongxing。
keshi,zijichidebushidatangdeniuroua!
“bixia,die,chumoyouzui!”chengchumozhanzhanweiweideguidishuodao。
lierlenghengyisheng,“chumo,nishuoshuo,nicuozainale?”
chengchumochuanzhecuqi,dishengdao:“chenbugaigaohuchiniurou,napachidebushidatangdeniurou!”
lierlianseyibian,zheishiduizijiyouyijiana。
“啪!”
youshiyibazhang,chengyaojinlishenghedao:“nizi,putianzhixiamofeiwangtu,hechubushidatang!nihaiganjiaobian,jintianwofeiyaodasinigenizi!”
“zhijie,laozaojiurangnibuyaopiqizheimebaozao,rangchumoshuowan,xingxuzhenbushidatangdeniurouni!”lierpisixiaofeixiaodeshuodao。
“bixia,die,womeiyousahuang,zheizhenbushidatangdeniurou,zheiniuroulaizijixizhidi。
shiquziyizhonghuanzuoangesiniudeniurou,bushidatangdegengniua!
shadeshijixizhidideniu,meishayitoujixizhidideniu,xiangdangyuwuxingzhongjidatangzengjiayitouniua!
haierjueduimeiyousahuanga。”chengchumoqishengjieshidao,nanweitahainengjideyangfanluanbiandejieshi。
“jixizhidi?angesiniu?wuji,nikecengtingshuoguozheizhongniua?”liermianchixiaozhewendao。
zhangsunwujiyouxiechiyi,zheirangzijizenmehuida,shuoyouba,zijizhenmeitingshuoguo。shuomeiyouba,neibushizuoshilechumozaiqijun。
zijisuiranshiwenguan,hewujiangmenzhengjianshangduoyoubuhe,dansidixiaqueshimeiyoushenmeenyuana。
“weichennudun,jixizhididaoshitingshuoguo,danzheiangesiniuqueshibuzhi,danjixizhidiqueshiyougengniucunzaide。
chenyiwei,jiranchumoshuozheishisuoweideangesiniu,daoburuquchuniuroujianyanyifan,huoxukeyikanchuxiexuxijie。”zhangsunwujigongshendao。
liermianwubiaoqingdediandiantou,zaishuzhuopangzuoxia,shizhiqiaojizhezhuozi,fachu“dada”deshengxiang。