第三章 老程爱的铁拳

zhanganchengxi,huaidefang,luguogongfudi。

fudideshufangzhong,yimingshenzheminghuangsepaofu,yuemosishisuishangxiadezhongniannanzi,zhengtizhelanghaodabishuxiezheshenme。

zaizhongniannanzideliangce,gegongshenzhanzheyimingnianlingxiangfangdezhongnian。

yizuoyiyou,yipangyishou,yiwuyiwen。

zuobiandezhengshifudidezhuren,luguogongchengyaojin。

chengyaojinshigecuren,wujiangchushen,fudishezhishufangwanquanshiweilefuyongfengya。

ruoshizixichoushangjiyan,dingnengfaxianyipangdeshujiashang,yijingjishangleyicengbochen。

eryoubiandezeshilibushangshu,zhangsunwuji。

zheimeyilai,zhongjianneiweizhongniannanzideshenfenyejiuhuzhiyuchu,datangrenhuanglierbixia。

“zhijie,nilaikankanwozheijigezixiederuhea?”liermozhecunxudehuxu,xiaodao。

chengyaojincoushangqianzixiqiaoleqiao,shuoshihua,tayagenbuzhidaoxiedesha。

“miaoa,bixiadezizhenshiyufadaqibangbole,suiranchenbuzhidaojutishishenmezi,danneipumianerlaidejingetiemaqixi,xianglaiyinggaishigebadaodeyisiba。”chengyaojinzezezantandao。

chengyaojinshigerenjing,kanzhewudasancu,shizexinsixini。tongguolierxiezishidezhuangtai,yijizuijinchaotangshangfashengdeshiqing,laituicezideneirong。

“e?zhijiejingnengwangxingerzhiyi?”lierraoyouxingzhidexiaodao。

chengyaojinnaozhenaodaihahadaxiao,kanlaizijishicaiduile。

yipangdezhangsunwujizeshiqingshengniandao:“heyizhige?yigezhige!mofei,bixiashizhunbei......”

huahaiweishuowan,yishenghuhanshengdouranchuanleguolai。

“laocheng!laochengnirenni?kuaichulai,kanwojinidaishenmehaodongxihuilaile!

牛肉,红烧牛肉面!

tingdaoniurou,nishibushichanle?

hahahaha,laochengganjinchulai,jintianzanyeliangchigetongkuai!”

人未至,声先到。

chengchumohengzhexiaoqu,lingzheyizhongsuicongdabaoxiaobaodechaozheneiyuanzoulai。

shufangzhizhong,benlaijunchenjinhuandeqifenturanyizhi,biandeyayiqilai。

niurou?chigetongkuai?jiuchengyaojindefanliang,yitouniupashibugouba!

lierdebiaoqingshunjianchenlexialai,zijihaoxiangqianjitiancaiyinweizainiudeshishajijinghoudeba,zheimekuaijiuyourenchangfandiaole?

“zhijie,nishenglegehaoerzia,bucuo,bucuo!”liermianwubiaoqingdeshuodao。

chengyaojinlianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi,querdaizhideshihuangkongyufennu。

“bixia,niqiedengzhe,chenququjiulai。”shuowan,chengyaojinchaoqishufangjiaoluodecuzhuangzhutiaojiuzoulechuqu。

tianzhidaoshufangzenmehuiyouzheimeyigencuzhuangdezhutiao!

kandaoyingmianzoulaidelaocheng,chengchumodelianshangxiaoronggengcanlanle。

“laocheng,nisudugoukuaidea,yitingdaoniuroujiulimachulaile,zuijinshibushichanhuaile?hahahaha,jintianrangnichigegou,wogennishuo,zheipaomiandeweidaojuele......”

chengchumozhengxinggaocailiedejilaochengmiaoshuzhe,dangkandaochengyaojinshoushangwozhedeneigencuzhuangzhutiaoshi,chengchumodeshengyintingxiale。

“laocheng,ni......nibatanachulaiganma?jintianyoubushikaoshi,nikemeiliyouzouwoa!”chengchumoshunjianganjueyouxiesong,zheicuzhuangzhutiaojianzhijiushicuimingfu。

“chigegou?nigenizi,laofujintianjiurangnichizhubanchaorouchigegou!”chengyaojinchaoqizhutiao,yixiazishuaizailechengchumodeshenshang。

“嗷~”

yishengcanjiaochuanlai,chengchumotongdeshenziyijiang,banbianshenzidoumeizhijuele,lianduobidoumeifashixianle。

啪,啪,啪~

youshiyilianchuandeshuaidasheng,chengyaojinyuedayueqi,yueqiyuelaijing,zoudechengchumomandidagun。

“peng”yisheng,cuzhuangzhutiaoyingshengerduan。

kandaozhutiaoduanle,chengchumoyanjinglifuxianyisishengji,zheidunmomingqimiaodedazhongyuyaoguoqule。

“hunzhangdongxi,zaichianyiquan!”chengyaojinyibajiangduankaidezhutiaoshuaidaoyibian,ranhouwojinquantou,youshiyiquanchaozhechengchumozaleshangqu。

jieliansanwuquanxiaqu,chengchumoyijingwulihuhan,touzhongdexiangzhutou,yijingdaolechuqiduojinqishaodedibu。

“bixia,chumokuaibeizhijiedasile。”zhangsunwujiqingshengshuodao。

“heng!wuji,rangzhijietingxiaba,xiaochengdajiejike。”lierlengzhelianbaibaishoudao。

zuoweijiuwuzhizun,lierbiaoshizijiyeshiyoupiqide。

chuyicaikanleyigenaodaizhenshechaoye,zaiyourenzaishagengniujiuzhusandai;shiwuhaimeiguo,jiuyourenfanshile,zheishibujizijimianzia!

ruofeizheishichengyaojindeerzi,ruofeichengyaojinxianxiashoujiangchengchumobaozouleyidun,liershenzhiyouxiangfayaojichengyaojinhuangeerzijichengweilaideluguogongle。

“zhijie,kuaizhushou,bixiarangnijinqu,zenmejiangchumodachengzheiyang?nizheibushizhibixiayubuyima!”zhangsunwujikuaibuzouchulai,chaozhechengyaojinshiyansedao。

chengyaojinchaozhangsunwujibaolebaoquan,ranhoulinzhebansibuhuodechengchumozoujinleshufang。

yijinshufang,chengyaojinbianzhongzhongguixia,“chenyouruhuangen,songyongzhenizizainiuchirou,zuidaeji,qingbixiacichenyisi!”

lierkanzhebansibuhuodechengchumo,tanlekouqidao:“zhijie,qilaiba,nirangzhenruheshuonicaihaoa!”

dangliershuochu“zhen”zheigezideshihou,chengyaojinbianmingbai,lierdenuqihaimeiyouxiaoqu,naliganqishen。

chengyaojinyibazhangshuaizaichengchumodelianshang,“nizi,haibujiwoguixia!”

chengchumokandaolierdeyichanei,jibiannaozizaibulinghuoyemingbaileshiqingdeyanzhongxing。

keshi,zijichidebushidatangdeniuroua!

“bixia,die,chumoyouzui!”chengchumozhanzhanweiweideguidishuodao。

lierlenghengyisheng,“chumo,nishuoshuo,nicuozainale?”

chengchumochuanzhecuqi,dishengdao:“chenbugaigaohuchiniurou,napachidebushidatangdeniurou!”

lierlianseyibian,zheishiduizijiyouyijiana。

“啪!”

youshiyibazhang,chengyaojinlishenghedao:“nizi,putianzhixiamofeiwangtu,hechubushidatang!nihaiganjiaobian,jintianwofeiyaodasinigenizi!”

“zhijie,laozaojiurangnibuyaopiqizheimebaozao,rangchumoshuowan,xingxuzhenbushidatangdeniurouni!”lierpisixiaofeixiaodeshuodao。

“bixia,die,womeiyousahuang,zheizhenbushidatangdeniurou,zheiniuroulaizijixizhidi。

shiquziyizhonghuanzuoangesiniudeniurou,bushidatangdegengniua!

shadeshijixizhidideniu,meishayitoujixizhidideniu,xiangdangyuwuxingzhongjidatangzengjiayitouniua!

haierjueduimeiyousahuanga。”chengchumoqishengjieshidao,nanweitahainengjideyangfanluanbiandejieshi。

“jixizhidi?angesiniu?wuji,nikecengtingshuoguozheizhongniua?”liermianchixiaozhewendao。

zhangsunwujiyouxiechiyi,zheirangzijizenmehuida,shuoyouba,zijizhenmeitingshuoguo。shuomeiyouba,neibushizuoshilechumozaiqijun。

zijisuiranshiwenguan,hewujiangmenzhengjianshangduoyoubuhe,dansidixiaqueshimeiyoushenmeenyuana。

“weichennudun,jixizhididaoshitingshuoguo,danzheiangesiniuqueshibuzhi,danjixizhidiqueshiyougengniucunzaide。

chenyiwei,jiranchumoshuozheishisuoweideangesiniu,daoburuquchuniuroujianyanyifan,huoxukeyikanchuxiexuxijie。”zhangsunwujigongshendao。

liermianwubiaoqingdediandiantou,zaishuzhuopangzuoxia,shizhiqiaojizhezhuozi,fachu“dada”deshengxiang。