第二章

wojiaojiangyuan,shiyimingzhuandalihunguansidedingjilvshi,tongshiyeshizhengfadaxuededaikelaoshi。

zheixueqi,wozaifadajiaolehunyinfazheimenke。

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houlai,zheijianshizaixiaoyuanqiangshangfengchuan,songyiyijingshenbengkui,zhanshanglejiaoxueloutiantai,xiesidilidikuhan:「wozhendemeiyouzuobi!shijiangyuanwumiewo。」yiqunlaoshihexiaolingdaoweileanfutadeqingxu,tuizhewoxiangtadaoqian。

「jiangyuan,nixianshunzheta!jiurenyaojin!」

「kuaidiana!nikuaigentadaoqian!」

「neishiyitiaorenminga!」

woxuyaodaoqianma?neiyike,wokaishihuaiyiziji。

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woyaojinyaguan,「duibuqi!」

yanqianyiqiedoubiandemohu,woshuangshouwuzheliandunxiaqu,leishuishunzhezhifengwushengdiliuxia。

jiezhejiushisongyiyideyidexiaosheng,taweiqudiwenwo:「jianglaoshi,ninweishenmeyaozhenduiwoyigenvshengni?」songyiyidehuayindaoyiweimingxian,jiazhizhouweixueshengdeluxiang,jiangzheijianshituixiangleresou。

政法大学学生作弊#

daxuelaoshiguyizhenduinvxuesheng#

学生跳楼#

yigegebaohongdecitiaojiangwoyadebukanzhongfu。

shangwantiaoxinxijizhanlewodeshouji,pingmuhoudemoshengrenyongzuiwochuoedudehuamawohewodefumu。

yuanbendasuanjiehundeweihunfuyezhizewomeinan。

wuxiuzhidemanmarangwohewodejiarengandaopibei。

zaiwodakaifangmendeshihou,kanjianfumuzhengcongshijiloudeyangtaitiaoxiaqu,dishangfangzheyizhangjuebishu:「jiangyuanmeiyousahuang,wodenvershihaoren!」。

zheiyike,wochedibengkui,wozhinengwuzhudiqiujiu,henzijideruanruowuneng,henzheiwanedeshidao。

yitianhou,wozhanshanglefadadejiaoxuelou。

yusongyiyidexiesidilibutong,wopingjingmamudiyiyueerxia,meiyouguanzhong。

sihou,wodehunpobeikunzaijiaoxuelou。

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songyiyiyelaisonghuale,tayanjiaofanhong,yandiqueshihuabukaideyane。

「jianglaoshi,duibuqile。woyemeixiangdaonihuizheimecuiruo。」shijiandayueshiguolehenjiuhenjiu,jiaoxueloudexueshenghuanleyipiyouyipi。

wozaiyiqunmoshengdelianpangzhong,youkanjianlesongyiyi。

tabeiyiqunxueshengcuyongzhe,shoupengxianhua。

「reliehuanyingsongyiyixuejiehuimuxiaoyanjiang!」

wanbanhenyijiangwozhenggerenranshao。