chenbufanpieleyanzhangshihaofuqi，manmandetaochushouji，botongyigehaoma：“hangchengdezhangjiazijinyoukunnan，likebangtamenjiejueyixia。”
shuowan，chenbufanzhijiegualedianhua。
zhangshihao、maxiaolingfufuzaicilengzhule。
zhangqiuyueyelengzhule，zheishishenmeqingkuang？
zhangshihaolvxianhuiguoshenlai，fengkuangdaxiaodao：“chouxiaozi，niyiweinidalegezheiyangdedianhua，wojiuhuixinma？”
“chouxiaozi，nibuquyanxizhenshikexile！xiangnizheiyangdepianzigenbenjiupeibushangwodebaobeinver，wojinggaonilikehetalihun，fouze……”
zhangshihaoxiangjiezheweixiechenbufan，quezaizheishikoudailideshoujixiangle，nachuyikan，liansebianleliangxia，likejietong。
“wei！wangxingzhang，nizhaowoyoushima？”
“zhangzonga！nisuoxudezijinzongxingneibianpile，shangmianshuole，yihoudanfanniyouzijinfangmiandekunnan，womendouhuijinquanlibangnijiejue。”
“啊！”
zhangshihaorenbuzhujinghu，fuzadekanlechenbufanyiyan，jishengwendao：“wangxingzhang，nigenwotougedi，jiujingshizenmehuishi？”
“zhangzong，doudaoxianzaile，nihaizaigenwozhuang，zheikebuhoudaoa，nibushizaizuishangmianyouguanxi，zheishizenmekenengruciqingsongjiejue？”
“wo，wozhidaole，wangxingzhang，dengninatianyoushijian，womenyuezhehejibei。”
“好的。”
挂断电话。
zhangshihaoshensefuzakanzhechenbufan，xianzaitakeyibaifenbaiquedingzheishinengjiejueshiduifanggangcaidadeneitongdianhua。
“ni，nijiujingshishenmeren？”
“wojiaochenbufan，xianzaishinidenvxu。”
zuihouyijuluoruerzhong，zhangshihaohunshenmengdeyizhan，chongshangqianlazhechenbufandeshou：“xianxu，gangcaiwohenimadoushizaiguyikaoyanni，xiwangnibiefangzaixinshang，woxianzaizhengshidexiangnidaoqian，lai，qingzuo！”
maxiaolingbusha，likemingbaishizenmehuishi，huanlefulian，jiweireqingdepaocha，nagezhongxinxiandeshuiguozhaodaichenbufan。
“xiaofana！nishinaliren？”
“nikanwomendoushiyijiarenle，nishibushibanideqingkuanggenwomenshuoshuo，haorangwomenduiniyougelejie。”
zhangshihaozhidaomaxiaolingdeyisi，likepeihetatanchachenbufandedixi。
天啊！
yigedianhuajiunengrangzuishangmianderenchumianjiejuezhangjiamianlindekunjing！
tajiaojinnaozhidouxiangbuchuchenbufandeshenfen，shizaitaihaoqile！
chenbufanziranbukenengbazijide‘zhenshishenfen’gaosuerren，zhishijiandandeshuolejijuzijigensuijiweishifuxuelehenduobenshi。
zhangshihaohemaxiaolingzhidaowenbuchushenme，yebuzaiwen，fanzheng，xianzaichenbufanhezhangqiuyueyijinglingzhengjiehun，chizaonengzhidao。
“xiaofan，jintianshiheniqiuyuededaxizhiri，womingrenzhunbeiyizhuohaochide，denghuiwomenhaohaohejibei。”
“xiaofana！nikanniheqiuyueyijingjiehunle，jinwan，nijiubiezoule，womingrendasaoxiafangjian，niheqiuyuerudongfang，zaodianrangwomenbaoshangdapangsunzi，hehe！”maxiaolingjiezhedao，taxianzaizhixiangrangbaobeinverhechenbufanzuoshilefuqiguanxi，zheiyangzhangjiajiunengjinjindekaozhuchenbufanzheikedashule。
zuozaipangbiandezhangqiuyuehunshenmengdeyizhan，yuanyiweihechenbufanjiehunzhishizouzouguochang，meixiangdaobama‘dangzhenle’，zheimekuaijiurangtamenzhuzaiyiqirudongfang，zheikeruheshihao？
zheishihou，tiefengyaolejigehaoyouzaijiuloulihuchihaihe。
tarenweizhangjiajueduidingbuzhuyali，yihui，zhangqiuyueneige**jiuhuiguaiguaideguolaigenzijidaoqian，daoshihouxinzhanglaozhanggentayiqisuan。
“tieshao，zheidouguoqujixiaoshile，zhangqiuyuezenmehaibulai？”
“duia！gejigedouhaidengzhekantajiniketourencuodechangmianni，yaobu，nijitadagedianhua，baozhengtajueduipidianpidiandepaoguolai，haha！”
“……”
tiefengpieleyanjiminghaoyou，mengdehelekoujiu，nachushoujiyaodadianhua，quezaizheishishoujixiangle，xunsujietong。
“wei！tieshao，dashibuhaole，woganggangdedaoxiaoxi，zhangjiadezijinwentijiejuele。”
“gaisi，zenmehuishi？”
tiefengyongliqiaolexiazhuozi，yaoyaqiechihewen。
“wo，wotongguoguanxizaisandating，haoxiangshishangmianyourenbangmang。”
“好，我知道了。”
tiefengguaduandianhua，yayibuzhuxintounuhuo，yijiaotifanzhuozi。
噼里啪啦……
饭菜洒得遍地都是。
jigehaoyounikanwo，wokanni，sheiyebuganzaizheishihouchutiefengdemeitou，fenfenzhaojiekouzoule。
“**！wohaizhenshixiaoqiaoleni，jiranmingdebuxing，neilaozijiulaiyinde，dengniluozailaozishouli，laoziyidingyaowansini。”
“……”
骂骂咧咧一阵。
tiefengdianshanggenyan，huanhuanxileliangkou，botongyigehaoma，lenglengdao：“daozi，likezhaojigekaopudegaoshoubangjiazhangqiuyue，duifangshenbianyougehenjiaose，shaleta，jizhu，yidingbunengshishou，gengbunengrangrenchadaoshiwozuode。”
“zunming，tieshao，wobanshinifangxin，jueduibuhuichucuo。”
“ng，zuohaole，wozhongzhongyoushang！”