第一章

zhumaxiangwobiaobai,wohetayueding,dengwomenkaoshangletongyisuodaxuewozaijitamingfen。

zheishibanlilailegezhangxiangjingzhiqinglengdezhuanxiaosheng,wocaizhidaowodezhumashinanzhu,erwozhishiyigeweibuzudaodepaohui。

wozirenweizijidebenshibunengdaguojuqing,yushiwokaishiduozheta。

gaokaowanwozhijiewanxiaoshi,meixiangdaozhumaqingqingsongsongzhaodaolewo。

haijiangwoguanzaixiaoheiwu——

压着我做试卷!

bushi,nitemejiuzheidianerbenshi?!

zixikeshang,wopazaikezhuoshangshuidezhengxiang,turanzhuozibeiqiaoxiang。

woshuiyanxingzhongdiliaoqiyanpi,kanjianyizhibaixixiuzhangdeshou。

wocacazuijiaodekoushui,shenlegelanyao,bumandikaikou:“ganmaya,laobanyoubuzai。”

shenzuizhoulezhoumei:「bieshuile,haiyoulianggeyuejiuyaogaokaole,nizheiyangzenmegenwokaotongyigedaxue。」wobaitayiyan,dayanbucandao:「jiejiewoshitianfuxingxuanshou,nianjidiyichangke,gennizheizhongfanfusuzikebuyiyang,nihaishidanxindanxinnizijiba。」shenzuibudawodeqiang,zhuantounaleyiduishijuanpaiwozhuozishang:「zheizhouzhineibazheixieshijuanzuowan。」wodengdashuangyan,mamalielie。

shenzuitiaoletiaomei,shengyinqinglielengran:「jianchu,shinishuodeniyaogenwoshangtongyisuodaxue。」woyeleye,meicuo,zheihuashiwoshuode。

但是——

「bushi,neiyinggainulideshinia,wocaishinianjidiyi,nizijijuanshanglaijiuxingganmahaiyaodaishangwo。」shenzuizhazhayan,yilianlisuodangran:「suoyiniyaozaizheizhouzhineibazheixieshijuanzuowancainengjiwojiangtia。」wo:「......」womolemoya,sixiayizhangzhitiao,shuashuashuaxielejigezidiguoqu。

shenzuikanleyiyanzhitiao,limazhuanguoshenbuzaiduohua。

zhitiaoshangxiedeshi:「nizaimeishizhaoshi,wojiushouhuizhiqiandehua,jibiannigenwoshangtongyigedaxuele,woyebujinimingfen。」shenzuigenwoqingmeizhuma,zishanglegaozhongkaishi,woxindijiuzanglejifenduitashuobuqingdaobumingdexinsi。

pingxinerlun,shenzuizhangdeshizhendeshuai,shenliangjigao,wuguanshensuierliti,youqiyishuangqiheideyanmou,shenbujiandi。

fangfonengbarendexinshenjixizou。

benyiweiwoshianlian,meixiangdaozheixiaozigangshanggaosan,jiugenwobiaobaile。

wokeshouguiju,shuobuzaolian,jiubuzaolian,genghekuangshigaosanzheizhongguanjianxingshike。

jibianduifangshigewozaojiuzangzaixindidedashuaigeyebuxing。

womeilimadayingta,zhishishuoleyiju:「shenzui,womenyiqishangbdaba。」shenzuiyidianjiutou,yanjingliangliangde,tawenwo:「shanglebda,nijiujiwomingfen?」wolianrerede,yangzhuangzhendingdingleyisheng。

zineitianqi,shenzuiyigaiwangchangdelansan,qinfenkekudechengdulianwokanledouzashe。

youshihouwoaoyedayouxidaobanyeliangsandianshichangchangnengkanjianduimiantadefangjianhailiangzhedeng。

chuleshibushilailiaobowoyixia,qiyushijiantazuotizuodetoudoubutai。

kanlaishitielexindegenwoyaozheigemingfen。

womenxiangchumoshihaoxianggenyiqianyiyang,youhaoxiangbuyiyang。

shenzuicongxiaojiuduiwohenhao,huibalinghuaqianquanyonglaijiwomaichide。

meitianzaochendouzaiwojiamenkoudengwoshangxue,zaiconghuailitaochuyipingwenredexianniunai。