第2章恩人呐
yuanshenmingweirongxian，shizheidashengchaohuangdiweiyidemeimei，shoufengzhanggongzhu，diweijijinzunrong。
fumashenqingzhuzeshidangniankejudechuanlu。
chuanludadianshang，yuanshenduitayijianzhongqing，bianqiuzhehuangdigegeweizijicilehun。
zaiyuanshendejiyili，shenqingzhumanfushishuyouwenroutitie，hunhoudaoyeshiguoleshijinianqinsehemingderizi。
zhidao......yinianqian，yigemingweiruanyundenvzituranchuxianzaijingcheng。
tashizheishenqingzhuzixiaoyiqizhangdadebiaomei。
yinkanbushangshenqingzhuchushenhanmenyoulvshibudi，ruanyundefumujiangtajiajiledangdiyihufuhaoweiqie。
quemeisuandaoshoule**deshenqingzhuzicixuanliangkudu，jingxiangshidatonglerenduermaibanyilugaozhong，zuihoukaozhekejuchedigaihuanmenting，chengweilefengguangwuxiandetianzimensheng。
ruanjiarenruhezhuihuimojizanqiebuti。
yinianqian，ruanyunbeidangjiafurenganlechulai，bianqianlitiaotiaoqianlaitoubenshenqingzhu，chuchukeliandiqiuduifangjizijiyigerongshenzhichu。
ershenqingzhuzishiyijingnaniezhulerongxian，jingyegentajiuqingfuran，zaifuwaimaileyichusanjindeyuanluo，jinwuzangjiaoqilai。
beirongxianfaxianhou，shenqingzhufanerzhenzhenyouci，“nvzishandudemianmaozuishibukan。gongzhujishiwodeqizi，liyingxuezhekuanhourenrang、yongrongdadu。”
“zaizhe，gongzhushenfenzungui、jinyiyushi，yeyinggaiaihuzijidezimin。yunniangzhishiyijiezoutouwuluderuonvzi，ruhenenggenshenglaijiushenmedouyouledegongzhuxiangbi？”
“nandaogongzhuyaowoyanzhengzhengkanzhezijibiaomeilunluoyanhuazhidi？”
“tangtangtianjiagongzhu，jinglianyigenvzidehuoluyerongbuxiame？”
“zhenyaolunqilai，woyuyunniangdingqingzaiqian，yugongzhuchengqinzaihou，gongzhuzhipahaiyaojiaoyunniangyishengjiejie！woweilegongzhudelianmian，yijingjiangyunnianganzhizaifuwai，miandetachongzhuangyuni，gongzhuyemoyaodecunjinchidehao！”
他是懂PUA的。
zaishuyueqianyuyuanshendachaoyijiabuhuanersanhou，shenqingzhuzaiyemeiyoutarurongxianfangzhongbanbu。
zhishitingguanshishuo，zhangshangdeyinqian，tadaoshiconglaimeiyoushaolingguofenhao。
我轻轻吐出口气。
pingxinerlun，xianshixiangbanshiyuniandezhenbianrenchenglefuxinhan，nveryoubuzhengqidijuexinglelianainao，yenanguaiyizhishunfengshunshuideyuanshenyikouqishangbulai，xiangxiaoyuyun。
zhishi......wokebushiyuanlaineigebeirenniebiancuoyuanderongxian。
jinshijinri，zhanandehaorizi，yegaidaotoule。
erwodehaorizi......heiheihei。
wonazhejinpacalecazuijiaobucunzaidekoushui，weiweizuozhileshenziwenshinvhonglian，“qujiarenxiaojierendewuliangmachehuilaileme？”
xianglaiwenwenrouroudehonglianyishishuangyanfaguang，“suansuanshijian，yinggaishikuaile。”
jiarenxiaoshizheidashengchaoyoumingdeliansuonanfengguan，ershiduonianqianyouzhenguojiangjunjiangtaodenverjianglansuochuang。
guanzhongdiaolianghuadong、didiaoshehua，duodeshigesemeimaolangjun，wenruoshusheng、qingxiuxiaodi、yizushaonian、gaolengxiake......renjuncaixie。
duandeshiyingleneiju，zhiyouxiangbudao，meiyouzhaobudao。
diyicicongxiarenkouzhongtingdaojiarenxiaodecunzaishi，woyingshidaizhileyikezhongdeshijian。
gudaijinghaiyouzheidenghaoquchu！
zheijianglanzhenshiwode......zaizaoenrenna！！
denghuiguoshenlai，woyanlekoukoushui，duiguanjiahuiwuzheyinpiao，shengyinkuangredexianxieyuandipicha（bushi），
“kuai！qujiarenxiaojiwojieshigemeimaolangjunlai！”