第1章
“0123，renwushibai，qingjinkuaicheli！”
“dididi，baozhadaojishisanmiao，liangmiao，yimiao——”
judadehongzhashengyouranzaier，jinjiezhe，yigumiedingdezhixiganshunjianjuanxileningxia。
hunhunchenchenzhijian，ningxiayouxiehuanghudixiangdao，tabushibeizhasilema？zenmehuijuedelengni？
leng，erqieshishenrugusuideneizhongleng，bansuizhefeibujijiangyaobaozhadeyayigan，rangningxiazhenggerenshunjianshengchuleyizhongjidudeqiushengyizhilai。
tajiliwangzheguangdefangxiangfenlizhengzha——
hualayisheng，ningxiacongshuidipachu。
xinxiandekongqizhengxiankonghoudiyongdaolefeiqiangzhong，ningxiatanlandihuxizhe，yucitongshi，yigubushuyutadehuiyishunjianyongrulexintou。
没错，她穿越了。
yuanzhugentatongmingtongxing，yejiaoningxia，shenshiqiku，fuqinshangzhanchangxunguo，muqinshoubulezheigedaji，yesashourenhuanle，tagendidicongxiaogenzhedaboyijiazhangda。
danshidaboyijiabingbujiangtamenjiedidangren，ershidangchengyahuannupushihuan。
zheibu，ningxiazixiaodingxiadeweihunfuganggangkaolegexiucai，dabohedabomujiuyanchanle，bizheningxiajiangzheihunshirangjizijidetangjieningjing。
ningxiabudayingnachuxinwuhehunshu，dabomujiutiantianzhemota，bujitachifan，haisuiyidamaxiuru，zheibu，yuanzhuelesanrihou，zaihebianxiyishangdeshihouzongyuaobuzhu，yitouzaidaozaihelijiuzoule。
ningxiashuliwanyuanzhudejiyi，dunshiqideyijiaojianggenqiandexiyipenchuaifanle。
tazhijieshunzheyuanzhudejiyihuidaoledabojiali，jinlechufang。
chufanglitoudefandoushiyuanzhuzuohaode，danshiyuanzhushigeshichengren，erqiecongxiaobeiqiya，yijingyangchengleweiweinuonuodexingge，duidabohedabomu，shenzhitangjietanggedehuadoubuganyouyisiyihaodewuni。
taxiankaileguogai，jianglitoujitanggehedabozhengdejidangengnachulai，ranhouyouyaoleyidawanfan，jiangjidangengdaozaishangmianjiaobanleyixia，zheicaidongzuoyouyaqueyouxunsudidakoudakouchileqilai。
taduichishiyaoqiushengao，zheijidangengzhengdetailaole，erqieyoumeiyoujiangyou，chaping。
buguo，zheifushenzishizaishitaiele，bixuweichishenghuosuoxu。
ningxiazhengdakoudakoudichizhefan，dabohedabomujiuxiatianhuilaile。
jianningxiajuranpengzhegedafanwanzaichifan，erqieshangmianhaipumanlejidangeng。
dabomudunshijiuzhale，yishuangyuanmudazheng，mianmudunshibiandezhengningqilai。
“nizheigepeiqianhuo，jiantizi，sheizhunnichifande！juranhaichishangjidangengle！nidangzijishishenmexinxianluobupi，jingganchijidangeng，kanwobudasini！”
dabomumamalieliede，shunshoujiuchaoqilepangbianzhuzhizhadesaozhou，jiuyaowangningxiashenshangzhaohuguoqu。
raner，budengtazoujinningxia，ningxiajiusuishoujiangzhuomianshangdezhutongbeijingzhunditouzhidaotadejiaoxia。
nuqichongchongguolaidedabomubupianbuyidicaizhongleneizhibeizi，jiaoxiayihua，shunjianzhenggerenjiejieshishidikezailedishang，shuailegegoukenshi。
zheidabomucongxiaodaodajiangyuanshendangchengyahuanshihuan，jialidehuoerneishidiandidoubuzhanshou，suoyiyangdeneijiaoyigebiaofeitiyuande，zheiyishuaikeshuaidebuqing，zhijietongdetaziyaliezuide。
dabojimangjiangdabomufuleqilai。
dabomunumudengzheningxia，madao：“siyatou，nizheishiyaofantianleshiba！touchijiusuan，haiganwangwojiaoxiarengdongxi，jinriwojiuhaohaojiaoxunniyidun！”
dabomucongxinjianqilaidishangdesaozhou，zhijieduizheningxiajiuhenhendidazaguoqu。
ningxiacishizhenghaochiwanyiwanfanle。
tazhijiejiangshouzhongdekuaizidanchuqu，zhijiedanzhongledabomudexigaichu。
dabomuzhijuedexigaituranyiruan，zhenggerenbushoukongzhide，juranzhitingtingdiguizaileningxiagenqian。
“aiyo，wozhidaodabomuzheixienianshikuiduiwole，buguohaodaiyeshizhangbei，zheimedadeli，woshoubuqia。”ningxiabujinbumandipailepaishou，mantiaosilidishuodao。
dabohedabomudoubeizheiguiyideyimujihezhele。
zheisiyatouzenmexiangshiguishangshenyiyang，juranbianleyigeren！
yiwangzheisiyatoudoushiyifuweiweinuonuodeyangzi，shengyindadiandounenghedefadou，jintianjurangangentamenjiaobanle！
简直就是岂有此理！
“fanletianle！jianyatou！”
dabojiandabomuluolexiafeng，tadangjifennushangqian，yangqibazhangjiuyaochaozheningxiadelianshangshanguoqu。
raner，zheibazhangquemeiyoushandaoningxiadelianshang。
jinjiezhechuanlaide，fanershidaboshazhuyibandecanjiaosheng。
yinweiningxiajingranjiangyizhikuaizizhijiechuanchazaitadeshouzhangshang。
daboyizhishoushunjianxianxuelinli，tongdeliansefabai，chadianyunjue。
dabomujianzhuang，wanquanshiyifujianguidemoyang，xiangyaozhangzuidahandouhanbuchusheng。
“zhendangwoshinimenjiayangdenucaile，xiangdajiuda，xiangmajiuma？”ningxiashangqianyibu，zhijiejugaolinxiadiqiazhuledabomudexiahe。
suirankanzheningxiamianbugaisede，danshidabomuquejuedezijidexiahexiangshibeiqianjinzhongdedongxijiyazheyiban，bunengkaikou，suishisuididouyaodiaoxialaiyiban——
liangrenjingkongwanfendikanzheningxia。
“nimenbujiushixiangyaowozheimenhunshima？xing，wodaying，jianghunshirangchulai。”ningxiajianzhenshexiaoguochabuduole，zheicaihenhendijiangdabomuyitui，youranzidedihuidaolezhuozibianshang，jizijidaoleyibeishui。
zheisiyatouelehaojitiandoubusongkou，zenmeturanjiusongkoujianghunshirangchulaile？
suirandabohedabomubeiningxiahedebuqing，danshiningxiadeweihunfushenzhonghuakeshishilibaxiangchulemingdedushuren，rujinyouganggangkaozhonglexiucai，ruoshinengyouzheiyangdenvxu，tamenjiajueduinengzhanguangde。
“nizaogaidayingle，zanmenkeshiyijiaren，jingjieerbinigengpeidangxiucainiangzi，niyigewufuwumudeguer，rihoushenxiucairuoshidangledaguan，nizenpeidangguantaitaini？jieshiruoshibeishenxiucaixiule，ninengluodeshenmehao？”
“jiushi，daoburuguaiguaidejianghunshirangjijingjieer，rihoujingjieerdangleguantaitai，hainengnianzhenidehao，duinibangchenyierni。womenyenengjinitiaogeyinshidepojia。”
ningxialenglengdisaoletamenyiyan，dao：“wodehunshijiubulaofannimencaoxinle，nimenxiangyaozheimenhunshikeyi，diyi，nachuwodiedewuliangyinzifuxujinjiwo，dier，genwoduanqin，rihouhaobuxiangguan。”