第1章 冲喜的丑姑娘

hongzhu,xizi,hongbeiru。

kejinertongkongweizheng,bukezhixindekanzhemianqiandeyiqie。

qiebushuozheimingxianshihunfangdedaban,zheiwuzhongmuzhuomuyi,douyushidaigejubutong,yiqiedoutouzheyiguguiyigan。

tamingmingshangyimiaocongloutishangshuailexialai,benhaijingkongbucanyedepoxiang,yizhengyanjiuzailezheili。

naoziwengwengdeteng,yigujiyiyefuxianchulai。

kejiner,yueyingguoniaoancundeyigecunnv。

yinweisuanmingxiansheng,jiajilegujiazuixiaodeerziguzizhouweiqi,yongzuojigujiachongxi。

jiyifeikuaidezaibeixiaohua,kejinersuirannenggouyixiazixishouyuanzhusuoyoudejiyi,danshihennanjieshouzheixuanhuandeshijian。

tabuguojiushishuaileyijiao,xinglaijiuchuanyuegudaile?

kejinerlilaidouyouhejiuyajingdexiguan,wenzhezhuoshangyihujiu,chaoqilaidaozaiyipangwanliheleyidakou。

gudaideliangjiu,suichunhoudanyesedehen,danyiwaidedaijing。

zhenggerenyedouhuanleguolai,talilaishiyingnenglijiqiang,benzhejilaizhizeanzhidexin。

dangwuzhiji,shiliqingchuxianzhuang,zaizuoxiayibudasuan。

zheihun,tashibiranbukenengjiede。

heyigesuweimoumian,chuanwenzhonghaishiyigemangyanqiegupiguayandeguaitainanjiehun。

aisheijiesheijie,yemaliudezhunbeipaolule。

kejinergangyiqishen,bianjuedeshuangjiaocaizaimianhuasidewuli,qingpiaopiaodehuangzheshenzi。

这是……醉了?

haodaitayeshichizhashangjiedejiuniangzi,zenmekenengyibeijiuzheibanmoyang。

kejinerdoumeichajuedaozijilianjiazaoyituohongyipian,shuangmuyezhujianmilileqilai。

lilaihaoqiangbufuqidekejinerniutouyouzhuaqinajiuhu,zuizhongnangnangdao:“tanainaide,zheijiuzhenyouzheimelihai,haishiwoqianbeibudaodetizhimeigenzhechuanyueguolai?”

menbeituikai,daduanletadehua。

kejinerjingjuedekanguoqu,lairenyishenhongsezhangpao,anlishuoshixifu,danjiqijiandan。

zhideyitideshi,duifangsuishenxingxiaoshou,dangezigaotiao,xuyaokejineryangqitoulaiqiao。

“chuqu!”kejinershitunachuzijiershiyishijidiyinvzongcaideqishihenhendeweishezhuduifang,danzheijiuxiangshichouguangletadeliqi,rangtazhenggeshengdiaodouruanmianxiangsajiao。

tabufuqidetaiqitou,dengzhemianqiandenanren。

“si。”tatiaomei,milemiyan,“daoyiwaideshengleyifuhaopinang。”

fengshenjunlang,zhishishuangmumeiyoujiaodian,rubingfengdeshenyuanyiban,shenmiyoucangliang。

duile,tadebianyifujunshigexiazi,neimianqianzheigechuanzhexifudebianshile。

tazhoulezhoumei,juedeyishizhujiankaishipaopian,yinweitamingmingxiangtao,danshiqiaozhemianqiandexiaolangjunzenmeqiaozenmehuanxi。

huanxidaorenbuzhubaoleshangqu,dangshenzikaozaineibianyifujundeshenshangshi,yizhiyayizhedemouzhongqingsuyezhujianbaofakailai。

yuanbenshiyaoqutuideshouyidiandianpanlouzhulenanrendebozi,yucitongshizaorezhujianmanyanquanshen。

tayaochunxiangyaoshouhui,zijizheishizaifajiufengma!

keneiyiyangdeganjue,yijishiqingbukekongzhidefazhanfangxiang,dougaosukejiner,sihubudandanzhishizuijiu。

danxiangdaozheili,lizhidezuihouyisifangxianyexiaoshile。

yuwangtunshiyiqie,jiangnanrentuidaozaineimuchuangzhishang,zuoguanlenvzongcai,jiusuanshidiyiciyurenfanyunfuyu,tayebadaodexiangyaozhangkongzhudaoquan。

hongzhuyaoye,lianggeshenyingdieheqifu。

yiyeyini,dangqingchendeguangdazaikejinerdelianshang,tahunshensuantengdexinglai,kanzhechuangshanglvexianlingluandeyangzi,naoziliyixiazixiangqilezuoyedeshiqing。

zhenggerenjiangzhuleyifenzhong,naozisishizhakaileguoyiban。

tabenxiangtaohunde,jieguohaiheneibianyifujunyoulefuqizhishi,zuizhongyaodeshihaishitazhudongshengpudebieren。

lengjingxialai,mouguangfangdaolezuoyedejiuhushang,zhuozishangyijingmeiyoule。

xianran,neijiuguozhenyouwenti。

dingshineigounanrenpatapaole,suoyizailimianxialeyao,yicishengmizhuchengshufan,rangtataodoumeijihui。

rucixianglai,yuefayane。

kejinerchenxialian,xinzhongzhuomoquanhengzhehoumiandedasuan。

muqianmeicaijiusuanle,seyemeile,zheigudaiyigenvrenwuyinliangdechuquliulang,pashimeishenmehaojieguo。

genghekuangzheixiayaodougandechudenanren,yaoshifaxiantapaolezhibudingzuochushenmeguojixingwei,batajizhuahuilai,zheigudainvrendequanlikeshijiqidebeiweide。

suoxing,xianzaiciandingxialai,qimaduizheigewumingshidaideqingkuanglejieqingchu,zhangwoshangji,zijizhuanzulediyitongjin,zaipaolu!

kejinerrucixiangzhe,chuanhaoyifutuikaimen,yuanzilizuozheneibianyifujun。

“bieyiweiyongzheixiejiliangjiunengrangwoguaiguaizuonucaisihouni。”kejinernachuzijibazongdeqishi,duoduobirendao,“woxianshuohaole,yigewuyanxiadahuoguorizikeyi,danbunengyuejie。”

“youqishizuotianneizhongshi,nixiuxiangsuanjiwodierci。”

bianyifujunmeitouweiweicuqi,sihuyuyanyouzhishenme。

kejinerdaoyemeiyouchajuedao,jixushuodao:“geguogede,yaoshiniyouyuejiexingweiwohuifanjibaofude,niyaoshianfende,neiwoyeduinishihaode。”

bianyifujundiyicikaikou,meiyoujiaojudeshuangyanyidongbudongdedingzhetian,shengyinwenrunquemeiyouwendu:“hao。”

zheiyiquanquanxiangshidazaimianhuashangyiyang,anlibierendingranhuihetachaoshangjiju。

tahaixiangjiezhechaojiajihui,chedilaigejueliefenju,danduifangsihumanbuzaihu。

果真是怪人。

dantajiranyuanyipeihe,tabianyebuhuiweinan。

zhengsiliangzhexiandasaoyixiawuzi,waitoujiuyigezhongnianfunvbuyoufenshuodezhijietuimenchuanglejinlai。

jianruidesangyinyexiangqi:“wolaiqiaoqiaoxinlanghexinniangzenmeyangle,zuoyekeshuidexiang,chunxiaoyikeshinongdaoxianzaicaiqima?”

zheibutineicha,kejinerdaoyebuqi,zheishanglaijiuwangtaleiqubengdi,shushibunengren。

tashumunudao:“qingtianbairide,niyigefurenzenheneixiedipiliumangyiban,sihaomeiyouxiuchifencun?”

neifurenyuanbenxiaozhedelianyixiazijiangzhule,nudao:“kejiner,zenmejiagerenhaijinilianle,juranhaimawo?”

“nisichuangminzhai,youyiluntajiasishi,nizheizhongmeiyoulijiedezhangshefu,zaiwozijijialihaibunengjiaoxunle?”kejinersihaobuxufurendebiaohanqishi,likeqianglehuiqu。

“woshizizhoudeshenshen,zheiwuzihaishiwomengujiadeni,youniyigejialaichongxidechoubaguaishuohuadefen?”