第一章 宇宙签到系统

yetanzhijuedehunshendoutengdeyaoming,youqishitou,zhenzhayiyangdeteng,haiyouyizhongyaozhixideganjue。

xiangdaozuotianxiabanhuijiadeshihoulinleyu,zuijinzheijitianyoujiabanaoye,taanzitanlekouqi,buyongshuo,kendingshishengbingle。

xiangyaoqichuanghexiereshuishunbianchidianeryao,keshi……

zheishishenmeqingkuang,tazenmedongbulele?

bujindongbule,haitianxuandizhuande,yanqianzhimaoxingxing。

youyinyindeshengyinchuanruleyetandeerduo。

“ma,woyaomaixinyifu,haiyouxinxiezi,xiageyueyaoqubaodaole,kewodoumeiyouxinyifuchuanni。”

“hao,dengchiwanfan,majiudainiqumai。”wenroudeshengyindaizheyisichongni。

“duonaxieqianpiao,rangnimadainihaohaotiaotiao。”

“taihaole,bamanimenzhenhao。”

“ma,woyexiangyaoxinyifu。”

“mai,jinijiemaideshihoujiujiniyemaishang,nixiawuanxinshangxuequ。”

……

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七十年代啊!

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zhici,linjiajiaporenwang。

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eryetanxingziruo,yousheyuqianhuaihuaheyelaiqingde**,genbenbugangenrenshuoqizijizaijialidezaoyu,jiushiyeyenainaineibianyedouconglaimeiyoushuoguoyiju,suoyi,yizhiyilai,yelaoyeziheyelaotaitaidouyiweiyetanzaijialiderizihaiguodequ。

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zheiyuanzhukezhenshi……cana!

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做梦!

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jinsezitidexiafang,shilianggedadadeanniu,yigejinguangshanshande“shi”,yigehuibuliuqiude“fou”。

neige“fou”zishanghaizhaozheyigehuibuliuqiudexiaokuangjia,kandeyetanyinaomenzideheixian,zheishiyouduopatawudian?