第1章
“diedie，buyaomaiwo！”
xiaonvhaisixinliefeidekushengxiangchezaibeichuanxianchengyizuopolandewuzili。
“bieguolai，nimenbieguolai…sheiganpengwonver，wogensheipinle！”
yiweifurenjinjinbaozhexiaonvhai，jinwozhuchaidaodeshoubuduanzhandou，jinguantaweishifendai，lianshangbumanleihen，danjingzhidewuguanjiyaotiaodeshenduan，yijiuzhangxianchuqingguobandezise。
kanzheyanqianzheiyimu，lingxuanshazaiyuandi！
真他娘穿越了！
lingxuanshixiandaiyizhitezhongbuduizhongdejunyi，zaizhixingrenwuzhongbuxingxisheng。
benyiweisiwangjiushiyipianxuwu，danlingxuanquezuoleyigehenzhangdemeng，tamengdaozijichuanyuedaodayanwangchao。
cishicike，lingxuanfaxian，zijibushizuomeng！
zheiyishisuzhuyejiaolingxuan，queshigebuzhebukoudebaijiazi。
“linggongzi，nizaliangenvrendougaobuding，shizaibuxinghaishiwoshangba。”
wuwai，yigedafubianbian，zhangxiangweisuodezhongniannanzeimeishuyandixiaodao。
“王大嘴？”
lingxuanlengleyixia，tacikeyijingxiaohuawanleyuanzhudesuoyoujiyi。
cirenshibeichuanxianchulemingdedipiwulai，kaozhedubohegaolidaifajiazhifu。
lingfulaolaideziyinciduilingxuanjishichongni，yuanzhuzhengrixunhuanzuole，dubohejiuguangyaozi。
fumuzaishiyuanzhuhaiyousuoshoulian，qunianfumuqushihou，yuanzhuchedifangfeiziwo，budaoyinianjiubaiguanglingjiazuzubeibeixinkujizanxialaidezichan。
qianjiriyuanzhuzaiwangdazuijiadedufangshuguangleyinzi，haiqianlesanshiliangyinzi，yuanzhuyijinglunluodaozhuniupeng，shizainabuchuyiwenqianle，bianshangliangzhebanianjinsisuidenverlinglelemaidiaodizhai。
“pidadianshidouganbuhao。”
yankanlingxuanmomocengceng，wangdazuiyeshimeilenaixin，zouxiangjiaoluozhongsesefadoudeyanxinyuhelinglelemunv。
“bieguolai，bieguolai…”
yanxinyujingzhideqiaolianhedecanbairuzhi，jiaoquzhibuzhudizhandou。
kanzhewangdazuineizhangweisuodelianpangbuduanbijin，lelezaicihaotaodakuqilai。
“别碰我女儿！”
jiuzaiwangdazuiyushenshouyibaduoguoleledeshihou，lingxuanfanshouduoguochaidao，chaozhewangdazuihenhenkanlexialai！
jinguangangchuanyuelaibujiu，danshentilidaizhedexuemai，yijiuranglingxuanduilelechanshenglefuai。
“嘶！”
wangdazuijimangxianghoudaoqu，bujindaoxiyikouliangqi。
“lingxuan，ni，nitaniangfenglema！gannadaokanwo？”
lingxuanjinjinwozhunianyoudenver，lengshengdao：“doujiwogunchuqu，biepengwonver。”
“yo，xianzaifanhuile？neixing，sanshiliangyinzihaiwo。”
wangdazuilengxiaodao：“haibushangyinzi，andayanlv，nimenyijiasankoudoudemaishenzuonu。”
lingxuanchenmole，jingguoyuanzhuyinianlaichizhiyihengdenulibaijia，lingjiajiulianfenbiandoujizhaizhuqiangzounaqushifei，yiwenqiandoutaobuchulaile。
“sanri，jiwosanri，sanrihou，sanshiliangyinzi，biyifenbushao。”
shiyizhici，lingxuanzhidexiantongyixialai，“ruruoburan，nijintianyaoshigandongwonveryixia，wozaileni！”
lingxuanneiruilidemuguang，rangwangdazuizhidaotakebushishuoxiaode，wangdazuilengleyixia，xuanjilenghengdao：“xinga，neiwojiujinisanri。sanrihouyaojianbudaoyinzi，nizheiruhuasiyudexiaojiaoqiyedemaiquyihongyuan！”
shuoba，wangdazuijiudaizhegoutuizidayaodabaidizoule。
xinyubaozhelele，mouzilichongmanzenghen。
“语儿…”
qingfuzhejiaoqidelianjia，kanzhetatianejingchudeshanghen，xiangbiyuanzhupingrilimeishaojiabao。
lingxuantanlekouqi，yitaqingguoqingchengbandezise，fangzaixiandainengmiaoshawushunvxing，zheitianshadeyuanzhuquebuzhidaozhenxi。
“别碰我！”
xinyuqueyibashuaikailingxuan，meimoujiaodengdao：“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonidadeshenmezhuyi，nixianzhikaiwangdazui，ranhoujieqianjixuqudu，sanrihounihaibushangqian，bianhuibawoyemaile！”
shuoba，xinyubaoqilelezhuanshenjiuzou：“woyaohuiniangjia！”
lingxuanlengzhu，tanlekouqi，yebuguaixinyurucijuejue，shizaishiqianshenbudangren，zheixienianmeiciduboshuguangqianjiutianyanmiyu，hongpianxinyuhuiniangjiayaoqian。
zheihuigengshiyaomaidiaolele，shizaishichujilexinyudedixian。
“genzhewo，zheijinianshizaishikulenimenmunvle。nifangxin，zheibiyinziwoyidinghuixiangbanfa，congjinwanghouwobuhuizairangnimenniangliangshouyidianweiqule。”
lingxuanmuguangzhongmanshizhencheng。
“niang，buyaolikaidiedie。”
tianzhendelelequehaoxiangyijingwangle，gangcaidiedieyaobatamailedeshiqing。
raner，lingxuanyierzaidehuzuofeiwei，haojinlexinyuzuihoudeyidiannaixin。
xinyubaozheleletouyebuhuidizoule。
“心语，乐乐…”
lingxuanzhengyaozhui，qiangliedejieganrangtarenbuzhuwuzheduzidunlexialai。
yijinghaojitianmeiyouchifanle，lingxuanzhijuezaibuchidiandongxi，zijijintianjiudehuohuoesi。
jialidemigangjiulianyililaoshushidoumeiyoule，lingxuanrenzhejiechulemen。
raner，zaibeichuanxian，lingxuandemingshengshigoutingledouyaotou，xirineixiebajiezijidehupenggouyou，kandaolingxuanpaodeyigebiyigekuai。
lingxuanyouquzhaofuqindelaoyou，jieguoyikandaolingxuanzhijieyipenshuipolechulai，gengyoushenzhefangchuegouzhuilelingxuansantiaojie。
“nainaide，zheiyuanzhushideduorenyangouxiana！”
lingxuancishiedeshiqianxiongtiehoubei，qiangliedejieganrangtashuangtuixiangshiguanleqianyiban，tafuzheqiang，mailidichaozuihouyigemubiao——yunjiachaguanzouqu。
chaguancishiyishizuowuxuxi，duanchadaoshuidedianxiaoerjianlingxuanlaile，lianshangdexiaodunshixiaoshi：“woshuolinggongzi，wojiazhangjukebudaijianni，niyacongnalaidejiuhuinaquba！”
“给，给点吃食…”
lingxuanchadianmeiyitouzaidaozaidi，danjinguanruci，xiaoerhaishimeijihaolianse：“chishi？nitaniangchishiquba！”
“kushulailin，zanzheiyouyishouguanyuxiatiandeshiju，doudanqingzhuweipinjianyifan：lieridangkongzhao，xingrenhanruyu。xianlaiwushigan，buruchichaqu。”
chaguanzhongyangzuozheyiweidafubianbiandezhongniannanren。
“daodishiyunxiucai，zansangunzidabuchuyigepi，tazheisuikoujiushiyishouhaoshi。”
“shishibucuo，zhishizanmeixiangdaoyunxiucaixieshidegongfuhaibuwangquandajialaitajiahecha。”
众人纷纷献上恭维。
chaguanzhangjumingweiyunyang，shilingfulaonianzhiyou。
suichushengyushangjiashijia，danyunyangcongxiaojiuxihuandushu，shirenrenkuazandetiancai，shiliusuishijiuzhonglexiucai。
jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweiyunyangcongcihuiyiluqingyunzhishangshi，taneigebeijiazudangzuojiebanrenpeiyangdegegequshile。
zaigudai，dangguankebizuoshengyiyouqiantutaiduo，danyunjiazuzubeibeidoushishangren，yunyangfumushebudezheifenjiaye，bianrangyunyangqiwencongshang。
yunxiucaidaodishicongmingren，jiangshengyidadiandeyoushengyouse，zaichengliyeshiyoumingdeshangren，danxinzhongdeneifendushumengrengjiumeiyousiqu，xianlaiwushijiuxihuanzaichaguanherenyinshizuodui。
“geweikeguan，fanshinengzuochuyishouguanyuxiatiandeshijude，zanzheidoujiangshaojiyizhi，biluochunyihu。”