第1章
“wozhangdexiang‘huajiunong’，zenmeqihao？”
linbeibeibazheiyiduanwenzibianjihao，fadaoyinlangshang，meigesanwumiaojiushuaxinpinglunqu。
yinlangshitamenzheilizuihuodexiaoshipinapp。
xianxiajingjibujingqi，bangeyueqian，tagangshangbanlianggeyuejiubeixingongsicitui。
yankanzhefangzuhaiyoubangeyuejiuyaodaoqi，ketaquemeibanfayicixingnachubanniandefangzu。
genfangdongshangliangguokebukeyihuanyigeyue，danfangdongbutongyi，hualihuawaidanxintalaizhangpaolu。
tayenenglijiefangdongdedanyou，weilebuliuluojietou，meibanfa，zhihaoyanjiuzenmezhuankuaiqian。
qianduanshijiantatingshuozuozimeitilaiqiankuai，keshitalianxufalejitiaogeshigeyangdeshipindoubuwenbuhuo。
kanlaishenmeqiandoubuhaozhuan。
yeyoukenengshitameizhaodaomenlu。
buguoyouyitiaopinglundaoshijiletalinggan，shuotazhangdehenxiangyongyousanqianwanfensidecabiannvzhubo‘huajiunong’。
jushuohuajiunongmeigeyuejinzhiboliangsantian，jiunengzhuanzhishaoliangqianwan！
tadaobuqiwangnengxiang‘huajiunong’neiyanglihai，tayaoqiubugao，nengbafangzuzhuanchulai，goushenghuofeijiuxing。
huozhekeyidehua，taxiangdinggemubiao，yitianzhuanliangqiankuaiqianjiuxiabo。
zheiyangchuqushenghuoshangjichukaixiao，tahainengshengqianheduoyudeshijianchichihehe，lvlvyou，xiangshoushenghuo。
qianershiyiniandouguodeneimexinkule，jiexialaideshenghuo，tajiuxiangfoxiyidian，suixinsuoyuyixie。
zuorenma，kaixinzuizhongyao！
yushitafalezheitiaotiezi，xiangkankanzijihaiyoumeiyoujihuichishangzimeitizheiwanfan。
meiduojiu，pinglunqubaole。
momo：【zheihaiburongyi，niqumofangtabujiuxingle。】
jiafugui：【kaigezhibokankan，rangxiongdimenkankanyouduoxiang，kankanninengbunengchizimeitizheiwanfan！】
ttyy：【zhangdexiang‘huajiunong’？nitmbiekaiwanxiaole，jiujiuneizhanglianyeshininengpengcide？jialimeijingzi，haimeiyouniaome？】
momo：【wokao！wokandaotazhuyefadezhaopianle，haizhenxianga！】
ttyy：【pdeba，‘huajiunong’dejueshimeimaokebushisheidounengfuzhide，youbenshikaizhiborangwokankan！】
zuiaijiujiu：【takendingbugankaizhibo！xiangzheizhongwojianduole！doushipdetucengreduyinliu！shijishangzhangdehebenzunbaganzidoubuzhe，chunchunzhapian，xiongdimenbuyaoshangdang！】
linbeibeikanzhehenkuaipinglunjiushangwandetiezi，taanzhutantejidongdexiongkou，shuaxin，diankaikanlekan。
tanteshiyinweipabeiwangbao，jidongshiyinweitafadedongxizhongyuyouleliuliang。
zaihulianwangshang，liuliangjiudengyuqian！
chuhuyiliaodeshipinglunqumataderenbushihenduo，gengduodeshi@takaizhibo，xiangyaokankantahe‘huajiunong’zhangdedaodixiangbuxiang。
林北北眼眸转了转。
xianzairedulaile，tadejiezhuzheipotiandefugui，buranxiacikejiubuyidingnengyouzheimehaodeliuliangle。
tahaohaoshoushiyifan，cainaqishouji，shouzhiyouxiezhandoudidiankaizhibo。
zheikeshitarenshengzhongdiyicizhibo。
shuoyidianbujinzhangshibukenengde。
zhibogangkaibudaoyifenzhong，zhibojianlijiuyongjinlaishangbairen。
quanshigangcaihuoqilaidetieziyinlaideliuliang。
linbeibeiguzuodandingdicheqichunjiao，jiulianchunjiaoyangqidehududouhe‘huajiunong’yimoyiyang。
gangjinlaidewangyoumenquandoushayanle！
【tajingranzhengankaizhibo！】
weilexuexizenmezhuanqian，chizimeitizheiwanfan，zaiyourenshuotazhangdexiang‘huajiunong’hou，tajiuganjinqukanle‘huajiunong’dezhanghao。
zhuyeshipinyouyibaiduotiao，tayigebuloudekanwan，shenzhizhuzhenxuexi！
qiangzhenengchengweiqiangzhe，neibidingyoutadeliyou！
zhishizaixuexiguochengzhong，tazijiyewubichayi，zheige‘huajiunong’dewuguanlunkuo，jianzhihetayimoyiyang，jiuliansuogushangdezhi，douzhangzaitongyigeweizhi。
shenzhikeyihaobukuazhangdeshuo，duifangjiuxiangshishijieshangdelingyigeta。
danshijieshangzheimeduoren，zhangdexiangdebuzaishaoshu，linbeibeizhijingyayizhenjiushiyingle。
linkaiboqian，taquhuanlejiantasuoyouyifuzhong，zuibuchangchuan，dankanqilaizuitianmeiqingchun，youtouzheyidianxiaoxinggandemisediaodaizhangqun。
youbushulianditieshangjiajiemao，daishangtaconglaimeiyoudaiguodezongsemeitong。
mofang‘huajiunong’dezirantianmeizhuangronghechuandafengge。
momo：【wocaowocaowocaowocaowocao......】
aaajiancaiwangge：【zheibushijiushihuajiunongbenjiuma！】
zuiaijiujiu：【zhengrongzhengdeba！kanwomenjiujiuhuole，suoyiteyizhengchengzheiyangxiangcengjiujiureduba！taibuyaolianle！】
linbeibeikanzhedanmushangdepinglun，lianshangwenroudexiaorongsihaobujian。
‘huajiunong’zoudejiushizheiyangdeluxian，wenroutianmei，shanjierenyi，caiyinlaibangshangwushudageweiqifengkuang。
更何况她在赚钱。
zhiyaonengzhuanqian，zhiyitahuozhemataliangjuzenmele？
linbeibeikuaisusaoleyan‘zuiaijiujiu’dezhuye，qingleqingsang，yuqiwenrou：“huanyingdajialaidaowodezhibojian。zuiaijiujiugegenihao，womeiyouzhengguoronge。erqiezhangdexiang‘huajiunong’，wojuedehenrongxing，bingbujuedebuyaolian，fanerwohaiyaoganxiezheizhangliannengbeidajiaxihuan。”
pingmuwaide‘zuiaijiujiu’yixiazimengle。
ta、tagangcaijiaotashenme？！
jiaota......gege！
tayuanbenshi‘huajiunong’guhuijifensi，yankanzhe‘huajiunong’dezhanghao，congjibaifensizengzhangdaoxianzaidesanqianwan。
keyishuoshipeizhe‘huajiunong’congyiwusuoyou，daoxianzaiderenqidazhubo！
bingqiemeichangzhibopk，tadedashangshuedoubudiyusiweishu。
zuikaishideshihou，‘huajiunong’meicidouhuihuanyingta，reqingdejiaotagege。
dancongqunian，‘huajiunong’defensipoqianwanhou，tajiuhenjiumeitingdao‘huajiunong’zheimehanta，bingreqingdehuanyingtale。
yikaishitahaibingbujuedeshenme。
bijing‘huajiunong’xianzairenqigao，bangshangdedageduole。
kanzhezijixihuandezhubonengyourujindechengjiu，tahenxinwei。
zhishixinliyoudianxiaoshiluo。
danbingbuyingxiangtajixuzhichita！
guaizhiguaitazhuandetaishao，meinenglizuo‘huajiunong’debangyidage！
rang‘huajiunong’yongyuanjizhuta！
‘zuiaijiujiu’kanzhezhiboli，wanzheyanmouxiaorongwenrouguaiqiao，hetaxihuanderenjihugongyongyizhangliandexiaoguniang，taturanjuede，gangcaitashuodehuashibushizhendeyoudianguofenle？
erqietayuqineimexiong，tajingrandoumeishengqi！
还管他叫‘哥哥’！
momo：【zhubopiqitaihaole，fenlefenle！】
zhangjianzoutianya：【@zuiaijiujiu，renjiabuguoshiyigeqiaqiaohe‘huajiunong’zhuangliandexiaoguniang，niyetaixiongleba？erqierenjiayoumeiyoudihui‘huajiunong’。】
linbeibeijiangerbianchuixiadesuifabiezaierhou，nulimofang‘huajiunong’yijuyidong：“xiexietianyagege，meishide，‘zuiaijiujiu’gegezhishixiangweihuzijixihuanderen，tayebushiyouyide，erqiewohaijuede‘zuiaijiujiu’gegerentebiezhangyi，wozuomengdouxiang，ruguowonengyouyigegegezheiyangweihuwojiuhaole。”
shuodaozuihoushi，linbeibeimouguangweishan，chuixiajiemao，zhenggerentouzheguposuigan。
‘zuiaijiujiu’tingzhezheiyishengshengde‘gege’，rendoukuaimihule。
zaikankanxiaoguniangdebiaoqing，tadunshiganjuezijishizhengaisia！
zhangjianzoutianya：【meimeitaiyougejule！】
turan，pingmushangchuxianyishuxianhongdemeiguihuatexiao。
【zuiaijiujiuzengsongmeiguihua×1。】
zuiaijiujiu：【meimei，gangcaishigebudui，danshiniyebuyaowangxiangdaiti‘huajiunong’zaixiongdimenxinlideweizhi。woquannihaishigaiganmaganmaquba。】