shangdiandemenshangherantiezheyizhangzhi。
【规则二】:
1.shangdianbushoumai“jueweiyabo”,ruguonikandaotachuxianzaihuojiashang,qinglikejiangtajiaojichuanziseyifudedianyuan。
2.熟食禁止外带。
3.ruguomeiyoukandaochuanzhelansezhifudedianyuan,qinglikelikaishangdian。
4.qingbuyaozaishangdiangoumai“xiaoyugan”,fouzewomenjiangwufaweinitigongrenhebaohucuoshi……
zuixiamianhaiyouyixingzhiyoufangxuncainengkandaodexinxi:renhedongwubuyunxujinrushangdian。
kanlaizheiyesuanyinhuodefu,zaishangdianjuranyekandaoleyifenguize。
“【xukongzhiyan】kandaodeyinzangxinxi,shirenhedongwubuyunxujinrushangdian。zheidiankanqilaitingzhengchangde,buzhidaoweishenmehaihuibeiteyiqiangdiao?”
fangxunanxiaxinzhongdebujie,zhanzaishangdianmenkouwanglimianzhangwangleyixia,zaikandaodianyuanchuanzhelansezhifuhou,caizoulejinqu。
“nihao。”dianyuanyuqishengying。
fangxunfuyandidianlediantou,wanglimianhuojiazouqu。
taxianshizhaodaolechuangkoutie,youzouqushipinjia。
zheimewanle,jialiyemeiyoufan,shunbianmaixiechidehuiqu。
huojiashangdeshipinhenduo,buguoaiyuguize,fangxunzhitiaolekanqilaianquandemianbaohepaomian。
dianyuanyijiumianwubiaoqing,“yigongwushibayuan。”
fangxunchouchuyizhanghongpiaodileguoqu。
dianyuankanyemeikanjiufangjinchoutili,kaishizhaolingqian,“dianlijinlexinpin‘xiaoyugan’,yaolaidianma?”
xiangdaoganggangmenshangdeguize,fangxunlikejujue,“buyaole,xiexie。”
dianyuanmeiyoushuohua,jianglingqianheshipindaidijifangxun。
jieguolaideyike,fangxunbujindalegehanzhan,zheishou,yetaibingle。
haoqidikanguoqu,caifaxian,dianyuanzhengdingzhetaguiyidixiao,ershenshangdebaiseyifuyebuzhidaozenmebianchenglehongsede!
xianzaidianlizhiyoutamenlianggeren。
fangxunhuranxiangqishangdianmenshangdeguize。
guizeerdisantiao:ruguomeiyoukandaochuanzhelansezhifudedianyuan,qinglikelikaishangdian。
xiangdaozhei,fangxunlinqidaizi,zhuantoujiupao。
houmiandegegeshengruyingsuixing。
fangxunhuitouyipie,faxianshangdianliyijingqiheiyipian,houmianyigehongyifuzhengmaizhejiangyingdebuzichaozijizoulai。
suiranzijishipao,tashizou,danshisuduqueyidianyebubizijiman。
jijingdeheiyeli,zhiyoufangxundakouchuanqiheshenhougegedexiaosheng,yaohuangexinlisuzhiruode,kongpazaojiutuiruan,tanzaiyibianle。
yankanqianmianxiaoqudeguangliangyuelaiyuejin,fangxunyaozheyakuangben,benyiweisuduyijinggoukuaile,jieguowanghouyikan,jiukanjianneizhangguiyidewaizhenaodaidedianyuanjulizijibuguobanmile,canbaideshouzhishangzhangzheheiheidezhangzhijia,xiangfangxundebojingshenleguolai。
好冷……
“quninainaide,biantaia,yigedananrenhailiuzheimezhangdezhijia,huogainimeiduixiang!”
fangxunyibianpao,yibianjiangzhangqiangdejianzitaochulai,xianghoumianluanhui。
jieguoneizhijiabijianzihaifengli……
jianzibuzhidaodiaozailenali,fangxunyewuxiaguji。
“zheitaniangde,shiyudaojiangshizuzongle。”
zhongyu,takandaozuozaiyizishangyichangxiaosadedaye。
“救命啊,大爷!”
fangxunwuzhexiongkouzhongyuchongdaolesushe。
“zade,xiaohuozi,dawanshangyujianguile。”dayeduifangxundexingweiyiliandanding,shenzhihaizaidahaha,“kuaijinquba,woyaoguanmenle。”
fangxunhuitou,shenhoushiyipianqiheideye,nalihaiyoushenmedianyuan。
tabukeqidizuozaiyizishangxiuxilepianke,caihuanhuanqishen。
zheishi,fangxunhuranfaxianxiaoqudamenli,tiezheyizhangzhi。
【规则三】:
1.qingbaochixiaoquyijishineiweisheng。
2.xiaoqumeiwanjiudianguanmen,qingwuzaiwaimianliusu,fouzehouguozifu。
3.lingchenshiyidiandaozaochenliudian,qingbuyaozailoudaosuiyizoudong。
4.tianheihoujinzhizailoudaoxuanhuadanao,fouzehouguozifu。
5.xiaoqulimeiyourenku,ruguotingdaokusheng,qingwushi。
【xukongzhiyan】:shasinideduyaoyekenengshinidejieyao。
duyaoyeshijieyao?shenmegui?
fangxunzaicimobuzhetounao,nandaoyousheihuiduizijixiaduma?
“suanle,xianbuguanta。”
fangxunlinzhedaizishanglelou,kuaidaoerloudeshihouhuranyizhendengguangshanshuo。
“zheidengshande,sheijiabengdinizade。”
“嗨,才回来。”
“啊——”
fangxunliangqiangdituihouliangbu,zaishanshuozhongcaikanqing,yuanlaishizhangqiang,cikezhengjiangzhidizhanzaimenqian。
“e……gemen,niwangdaiyaochile?”
zhangqiangbaixidelianzaidengguangdeyingshexiabiandehuminghuan,“mei,wozaizheilidengni。”
fangxunhuangrandawu,zoushangqu,lveganbaoqian,“buhaoyisia,gemen,nineigejianzirangwonongdiule,mingtian,womaigexindejini。”
“meiguanxi。”zhangqiangxiaodejixie,“wozuolekaorou,yiqichiba。”
fangxunwangzhangqiangjiazhangwangleyiyan,qiheiyipian,erqiewenbudaoyidiankaoroudeweidao,haibushiyoulengqichuilai。
“buyongle,womailechide,zaishuowojialihaiyouren。”
fangxunraoguota,gangmailiangbutaijie,huranshouwanbeirenyibazhuazhu,zhangqiangcanbaideliancouguolai,shengyinjixie,“zouba,genwoquchi,henxiangde。”
shuohuajian,jiuyaobafangxunzhuaijinwuqu。
fangxunxiangzhengtuo,wunaizheizhangqiangliqidadejingren,genbenzhengtuobudiao。
renyoufangxunzenmezhengzha,duifangquesihaomeiyoushoudaoyingxiang,wenwendizhuazhefangxunjiuyaorengjinwuli,kouzhonghaigegexiaozhe,qingxushifenjidong,“kaorou,kaorou……”
kouzhongyidatannianchoudaizhexingchoudeyetitangzaifangxundexiuzishang,limiandepifujiuxiangbeihuokaoleyiyang。
zhangqiangdeliqidadejingren,piankejian,fangxunjiubeidaidaolemenkouchu。
limianyipianheian,fangxundelianjiajiuxiangbeifangjinlebingxiangdelengdongcengyiyang。
zheishi,fangxuncaikanqing,zhangqiangdejialiqiheiyipianjingranshiyinweimeiyoudeng!
erqiebujinmeiyoudeng,suoyoudejiajudoumeiyou,liandibanzhuandoumeiyou。
zheizhangqiangtamadeshirenma?
shenshangdeliqihaizaijiazhong,fangxunshuangjiaosisididengzhumenkuang,caimianqiangchengzhu。
两人就这样僵持着。
kefangxunyigeputongrennalidideguozhangqiangzheiwudasancude,yankanzijijiuyaojianchibuzhule,huran,louxiachuanlaiyishenglinglidehansheng,“nimenliangge!zaiganshenme!wanshangloudaolijinzhixuanxiao!”
是看门大爷!
fangxunxintouyixi,keshenhoudezhangqiangquegengzhejile,pinlemingdiyaobafangxunrengjinqu。
kanmendayejianzhuang,nazhediangun,paoshanglai。
zhangqiangjianzhuang,ganmangsashou。
fangxundelekongxi,ganjinpaoshanglou。
yucitongshi,zhangqiangdewuzichuanlaizhenzhenaihao,xiangshishanjianlinglideeguiyiban。
fangxunjinghunweidingdizhanzailoutishang,congfushoudekongxichutoutouguankan。
piankehou,laodayecongmenlichulai,shouzhongdedianguntangzheyidapianxuese,didadidadiluozaidishang。
fangxunzheicaifaxian,zheidayejingranchuanzhehongsemajia。
guizeyidiwutiao:kanmendayeshikeyixiangxinde,chufeitachuanshanghongmajia。
“小伙子……”
fangxunyigejiling,diaotoujiupao,sihaomeitingdaodayehoumiandehua。
tazhejimanghuangditaochuyaochi,guanshangmendetongshi,waimianzaicichuanlaizhangqiangqicandikusheng,chixuleyihuier,kushengxiaoshile,jinjiezhe,tingdaotuolazhongwudedongdongsheng。
cishi,fangxundeerbianxiangqileyizhentishisheng。
【“gongxixuanshouchenggongtuoliweixian,jingshenlihetilidengjitisheng。
yixialianggexuanxianglikeyirenxuanyixiangzuoweijiangli。
1.wurankangxingjia10dian。
2.jingshenlishangxiantishengwei40。】
fangxunjingxiaxinlaisikao,haobuyouyudixuanzelediyigexuanxiang。
zhiqiantadewurankangxingwei0,zaiguiyishijiehenrongyibeiguiyiwuran。
xuanwanhou,fangxunganjueshentiyixiazibiandeqingyingle,jiuliantilidouganjuehuifulebushao。
“wei,nizenmecaihuilai,wodouele。”linlincongwoshizouchulai,chuanzheyishenpodongzhuang,kanyangzishihuiguojiale。
kandaofangxunshouzhongdegouwudai,likeyanjingyiliang,qiangleguoqu,dayanjingzhabazhabade,“nimairoulema?”
“meiyou。”fangxunmeixinsidalita,zhuanshenhuanxie。
xiangdaoganggangjingxindongpodiyimu,xianglaiyidingshizijiweifanleshenmeguize。
等等!
guizeyidijiutiao:ruguolouxiadezhangqianglaisongdongxi,qianwanbuyaojieshou,likeguanmenhuidaofangjian。
henxianran,fangxunyijingchufanlezheitiaoguize!
该死!
chunbenruzhudezijijuranhaiguantayaolejianzi!
真是猪入虎口了。
buguohaozaijingxianduoguoyijie。
guanshangjuzi,fangxunhuranpiaodaoxiejushangyouyigeheisededaizi,zhuantouwendao,“zheishinidedongxima?”
linlinzhengzhuanxindidingzhejiaoluodeheimao,haitianzheshetou,bunaifandikanlefangxunyiyan,“bushi,zheishilouxialinjusongguolaide,rangwojiaojini。”
“linju?”fangxundanao‘weng’diyisheng,“tajiaoshenme!”
linlinzhoumei,sikaoleyihuier,“haoxiangshijiao……zhangqiang。dui,shizhangqiang!”