第4章 违反规则

shangdiandemenshangherantiezheyizhangzhi。

【规则二】:

1.shangdianbushoumai“jueweiyabo”,ruguonikandaotachuxianzaihuojiashang,qinglikejiangtajiaojichuanziseyifudedianyuan。

2.熟食禁止外带。

3.ruguomeiyoukandaochuanzhelansezhifudedianyuan,qinglikelikaishangdian。

4.qingbuyaozaishangdiangoumai“xiaoyugan”,fouzewomenjiangwufaweinitigongrenhebaohucuoshi……

zuixiamianhaiyouyixingzhiyoufangxuncainengkandaodexinxi:renhedongwubuyunxujinrushangdian。

kanlaizheiyesuanyinhuodefu,zaishangdianjuranyekandaoleyifenguize。

“【xukongzhiyan】kandaodeyinzangxinxi,shirenhedongwubuyunxujinrushangdian。zheidiankanqilaitingzhengchangde,buzhidaoweishenmehaihuibeiteyiqiangdiao?”

fangxunanxiaxinzhongdebujie,zhanzaishangdianmenkouwanglimianzhangwangleyixia,zaikandaodianyuanchuanzhelansezhifuhou,caizoulejinqu。

“nihao。”dianyuanyuqishengying。

fangxunfuyandidianlediantou,wanglimianhuojiazouqu。

taxianshizhaodaolechuangkoutie,youzouqushipinjia。

zheimewanle,jialiyemeiyoufan,shunbianmaixiechidehuiqu。

huojiashangdeshipinhenduo,buguoaiyuguize,fangxunzhitiaolekanqilaianquandemianbaohepaomian。

dianyuanyijiumianwubiaoqing,“yigongwushibayuan。”

fangxunchouchuyizhanghongpiaodileguoqu。

dianyuankanyemeikanjiufangjinchoutili,kaishizhaolingqian,“dianlijinlexinpin‘xiaoyugan’,yaolaidianma?”

xiangdaoganggangmenshangdeguize,fangxunlikejujue,“buyaole,xiexie。”

dianyuanmeiyoushuohua,jianglingqianheshipindaidijifangxun。

jieguolaideyike,fangxunbujindalegehanzhan,zheishou,yetaibingle。

haoqidikanguoqu,caifaxian,dianyuanzhengdingzhetaguiyidixiao,ershenshangdebaiseyifuyebuzhidaozenmebianchenglehongsede!

xianzaidianlizhiyoutamenlianggeren。

fangxunhuranxiangqishangdianmenshangdeguize。

guizeerdisantiao:ruguomeiyoukandaochuanzhelansezhifudedianyuan,qinglikelikaishangdian。

xiangdaozhei,fangxunlinqidaizi,zhuantoujiupao。

houmiandegegeshengruyingsuixing。

fangxunhuitouyipie,faxianshangdianliyijingqiheiyipian,houmianyigehongyifuzhengmaizhejiangyingdebuzichaozijizoulai。

suiranzijishipao,tashizou,danshisuduqueyidianyebubizijiman。

jijingdeheiyeli,zhiyoufangxundakouchuanqiheshenhougegedexiaosheng,yaohuangexinlisuzhiruode,kongpazaojiutuiruan,tanzaiyibianle。

yankanqianmianxiaoqudeguangliangyuelaiyuejin,fangxunyaozheyakuangben,benyiweisuduyijinggoukuaile,jieguowanghouyikan,jiukanjianneizhangguiyidewaizhenaodaidedianyuanjulizijibuguobanmile,canbaideshouzhishangzhangzheheiheidezhangzhijia,xiangfangxundebojingshenleguolai。

好冷……

“quninainaide,biantaia,yigedananrenhailiuzheimezhangdezhijia,huogainimeiduixiang!”

fangxunyibianpao,yibianjiangzhangqiangdejianzitaochulai,xianghoumianluanhui。

jieguoneizhijiabijianzihaifengli……

jianzibuzhidaodiaozailenali,fangxunyewuxiaguji。

“zheitaniangde,shiyudaojiangshizuzongle。”

zhongyu,takandaozuozaiyizishangyichangxiaosadedaye。

“救命啊,大爷!”

fangxunwuzhexiongkouzhongyuchongdaolesushe。

“zade,xiaohuozi,dawanshangyujianguile。”dayeduifangxundexingweiyiliandanding,shenzhihaizaidahaha,“kuaijinquba,woyaoguanmenle。”

fangxunhuitou,shenhoushiyipianqiheideye,nalihaiyoushenmedianyuan。

tabukeqidizuozaiyizishangxiuxilepianke,caihuanhuanqishen。

zheishi,fangxunhuranfaxianxiaoqudamenli,tiezheyizhangzhi。

【规则三】:

1.qingbaochixiaoquyijishineiweisheng。

2.xiaoqumeiwanjiudianguanmen,qingwuzaiwaimianliusu,fouzehouguozifu。

3.lingchenshiyidiandaozaochenliudian,qingbuyaozailoudaosuiyizoudong。

4.tianheihoujinzhizailoudaoxuanhuadanao,fouzehouguozifu。

5.xiaoqulimeiyourenku,ruguotingdaokusheng,qingwushi。

【xukongzhiyan】:shasinideduyaoyekenengshinidejieyao。

duyaoyeshijieyao?shenmegui?

fangxunzaicimobuzhetounao,nandaoyousheihuiduizijixiaduma?

“suanle,xianbuguanta。”

fangxunlinzhedaizishanglelou,kuaidaoerloudeshihouhuranyizhendengguangshanshuo。

“zheidengshande,sheijiabengdinizade。”

“嗨,才回来。”

“啊——”

fangxunliangqiangdituihouliangbu,zaishanshuozhongcaikanqing,yuanlaishizhangqiang,cikezhengjiangzhidizhanzaimenqian。

“e……gemen,niwangdaiyaochile?”

zhangqiangbaixidelianzaidengguangdeyingshexiabiandehuminghuan,“mei,wozaizheilidengni。”

fangxunhuangrandawu,zoushangqu,lveganbaoqian,“buhaoyisia,gemen,nineigejianzirangwonongdiule,mingtian,womaigexindejini。”

“meiguanxi。”zhangqiangxiaodejixie,“wozuolekaorou,yiqichiba。”

fangxunwangzhangqiangjiazhangwangleyiyan,qiheiyipian,erqiewenbudaoyidiankaoroudeweidao,haibushiyoulengqichuilai。

“buyongle,womailechide,zaishuowojialihaiyouren。”

fangxunraoguota,gangmailiangbutaijie,huranshouwanbeirenyibazhuazhu,zhangqiangcanbaideliancouguolai,shengyinjixie,“zouba,genwoquchi,henxiangde。”

shuohuajian,jiuyaobafangxunzhuaijinwuqu。

fangxunxiangzhengtuo,wunaizheizhangqiangliqidadejingren,genbenzhengtuobudiao。

renyoufangxunzenmezhengzha,duifangquesihaomeiyoushoudaoyingxiang,wenwendizhuazhefangxunjiuyaorengjinwuli,kouzhonghaigegexiaozhe,qingxushifenjidong,“kaorou,kaorou……”

kouzhongyidatannianchoudaizhexingchoudeyetitangzaifangxundexiuzishang,limiandepifujiuxiangbeihuokaoleyiyang。

zhangqiangdeliqidadejingren,piankejian,fangxunjiubeidaidaolemenkouchu。

limianyipianheian,fangxundelianjiajiuxiangbeifangjinlebingxiangdelengdongcengyiyang。

zheishi,fangxuncaikanqing,zhangqiangdejialiqiheiyipianjingranshiyinweimeiyoudeng!

erqiebujinmeiyoudeng,suoyoudejiajudoumeiyou,liandibanzhuandoumeiyou。

zheizhangqiangtamadeshirenma?

shenshangdeliqihaizaijiazhong,fangxunshuangjiaosisididengzhumenkuang,caimianqiangchengzhu。

两人就这样僵持着。

kefangxunyigeputongrennalidideguozhangqiangzheiwudasancude,yankanzijijiuyaojianchibuzhule,huran,louxiachuanlaiyishenglinglidehansheng,“nimenliangge!zaiganshenme!wanshangloudaolijinzhixuanxiao!”

是看门大爷!

fangxunxintouyixi,keshenhoudezhangqiangquegengzhejile,pinlemingdiyaobafangxunrengjinqu。

kanmendayejianzhuang,nazhediangun,paoshanglai。

zhangqiangjianzhuang,ganmangsashou。

fangxundelekongxi,ganjinpaoshanglou。

yucitongshi,zhangqiangdewuzichuanlaizhenzhenaihao,xiangshishanjianlinglideeguiyiban。

fangxunjinghunweidingdizhanzailoutishang,congfushoudekongxichutoutouguankan。

piankehou,laodayecongmenlichulai,shouzhongdedianguntangzheyidapianxuese,didadidadiluozaidishang。

fangxunzheicaifaxian,zheidayejingranchuanzhehongsemajia。

guizeyidiwutiao:kanmendayeshikeyixiangxinde,chufeitachuanshanghongmajia。

“小伙子……”

fangxunyigejiling,diaotoujiupao,sihaomeitingdaodayehoumiandehua。

tazhejimanghuangditaochuyaochi,guanshangmendetongshi,waimianzaicichuanlaizhangqiangqicandikusheng,chixuleyihuier,kushengxiaoshile,jinjiezhe,tingdaotuolazhongwudedongdongsheng。

cishi,fangxundeerbianxiangqileyizhentishisheng。

【“gongxixuanshouchenggongtuoliweixian,jingshenlihetilidengjitisheng。

yixialianggexuanxianglikeyirenxuanyixiangzuoweijiangli。

1.wurankangxingjia10dian。

2.jingshenlishangxiantishengwei40。】

fangxunjingxiaxinlaisikao,haobuyouyudixuanzelediyigexuanxiang。

zhiqiantadewurankangxingwei0,zaiguiyishijiehenrongyibeiguiyiwuran。

xuanwanhou,fangxunganjueshentiyixiazibiandeqingyingle,jiuliantilidouganjuehuifulebushao。

“wei,nizenmecaihuilai,wodouele。”linlincongwoshizouchulai,chuanzheyishenpodongzhuang,kanyangzishihuiguojiale。

kandaofangxunshouzhongdegouwudai,likeyanjingyiliang,qiangleguoqu,dayanjingzhabazhabade,“nimairoulema?”

“meiyou。”fangxunmeixinsidalita,zhuanshenhuanxie。

xiangdaoganggangjingxindongpodiyimu,xianglaiyidingshizijiweifanleshenmeguize。

等等!

guizeyidijiutiao:ruguolouxiadezhangqianglaisongdongxi,qianwanbuyaojieshou,likeguanmenhuidaofangjian。

henxianran,fangxunyijingchufanlezheitiaoguize!

该死!

chunbenruzhudezijijuranhaiguantayaolejianzi!

真是猪入虎口了。

buguohaozaijingxianduoguoyijie。

guanshangjuzi,fangxunhuranpiaodaoxiejushangyouyigeheisededaizi,zhuantouwendao,“zheishinidedongxima?”

linlinzhengzhuanxindidingzhejiaoluodeheimao,haitianzheshetou,bunaifandikanlefangxunyiyan,“bushi,zheishilouxialinjusongguolaide,rangwojiaojini。”

“linju?”fangxundanao‘weng’diyisheng,“tajiaoshenme!”

linlinzhoumei,sikaoleyihuier,“haoxiangshijiao……zhangqiang。dui,shizhangqiang!”