“jinrizhongwu，wanzixingyegouwuzhongxinfashengyichangqiangzhan，xianchangfaxiansanjushiti，lingyouliangrenzhongshangdangchangbeijingfangdaibu。”
“genjujingfangxiaoxi，xifeitushuangfangjiaoyishifashengchongtusuozhi，muqianjutianqinghaizaidiaochazhizhong。”
“genjuxianchangmujishimincheng，lingyouyifangqiangduochelianghouqiantao，qizhongyirenhoubeizhongqiang，qingguangdashiminmiqieguanzhu，faxianqiangshangzheqingyudangdijingfanglianxi。”
“zheilishiyazhoudianshitaizaiqianfangfahuibaodao，woshijizhelehuizhen。”
“啪！”
dianshibeiakaianmie，naixinshangtazhongjiumeibiguowangyaozu，lvedaijinzhangdikaikoushuodao：“andagedeyisi，yihounishuodesuan。”
“nizhidaode，wogangcongdalulai，zheixiemendaowobudadong。”zheiyidianwangyaozumeiqianxu，zheibangfanzuifenzidetaolutaqueshibushenlejie。
“wentijiuzaizheili。”akaihaosisongleyikouqi，zhenggerenjingshenleyixie，xiaozhekuajiangdao：“wozhidaonihennengda，dagenengpaochulaiquankaoni，bizheige，sangewokenengdoudabuguoni。”
“danshinizhidaozenmejinhuome？”shuozhe，akaitantanshou，“buzhidaozenmejinhuo，zanmenzheishengyimeifazuoa，yaoqiafandeme！”
wangyaozushenxingchaozheyizishangkaolexia，zuotuiyitaiqiaoqileerlangtui，jiaojianhaiyizhanyizhande。
congdoulitaochuyiheyandakai，zaidibuqingqingyidan，yizhiyanbiantiaolechulai，weiweiditoudiaozaizuili，shouyifanyigedahuojichuxianzaishouzhong，‘pa’deyishengdazhehuojizijidianshang。
shuangmuweimi，shenxiyikou，tuchujigedadadeyanquan。
yitaodongzuomantiaosilixingyunliushui，ruobushizuolianzhenggebeiguokaiyijiaodalichoushechoudechedizhongzhangqilai，zheifenshuaiqijiubuzhinengmidaoduoshaoshaonv。
akaishikendingbuhuimiliande，buguoyigubuhaodeyuganfushangxintou。
“zheige，wohaizhenzhidao。”qingqingshuochuzheijuhuahou，wangyaozuweixiaozhedingzheakaideyanjingjixushuodao：“dagegaosuwole，zhaozunni·wang，tadehuobianyi，haishudehuarendaoshihenhao，huoyoudiangui。”
akaidaoxileyikouliangqi，zuijiaochoulechou，youxiebuganxindiwendao：“neichuhuozenmeban，maibuchuquyiyangmeifanchia！”
“e，zheigea，tanggeshuole，tayougedianhuaben，youneixieqiankedelianxifangshi，qiankeyaodeshiticheng，renqianburenren。”wangyaozusonglesongjianbang。
nitemejiuzheimexinrenta！
zheiyikeakaiduiheiguitangxinlimanshiyuanduizhiqing，laozigenlenilianggeyue，zheijiahuocaigenleniyitian，bu，jigexiaoshibale，nijiubajiadidoujiaodaichuqule！
zheixiewodoubuhenqingchua。
shide，akaizhidaoheiguitangkanhaowangyaozu，maiyifudeshihoujiuzhidao，bijingzheizhangxiangqizhitaiwanmeile。
wulunshenmezhiye，waimaodoujiqizhongyao。
zhangdexiongedeneiyeshilaotianyeshangfanchi，tianshengshihehunshetuan，bijingshetuannengherenjiubudaren，nengdarenjiubusharen，nengyongdaojiubuyongqiang，zhangdeherenjiugoule。
junhuoshengyishuodaodiyeshishengyi，erduiyuzuoshengyilaishuo，zhangdegenwangyaozuzheiyangjingzi，zheiyangyishenzhengqidehuatongyanghaochuzhanjin。
maijiakandaoheiguitangheakaizheiyangde，tianshengjiuyaoshengchusanfenjiebei，kandaowangyaozuzheiyangyangguangshuaiqide，tianshengjiudaishangsanfenxinren。
bianshitiaoziguarendeshihou，kandaowangyaozuneibixushihaoshimin，diyishijianfangzou，kandaoheiguitangzheizhongren，neibixushisoushen、panwenyitiaolong，zhuahuiquguan24xiaoshishijibencaozuo。
颜值就是正义。
dayoudabuguo，xinxirenjiayedouzhangwole，akaitanlekouqi，jiuzheiyangba，yexubigenheiguitanggenghaonei。
ruciquanweizheziji，akaidaizheliangfenbugandihanleyisheng：“dage！”
wangyaozuzhanqishenlaixiaozhepailepaiakaijianbang，“yihouhuxiangfuchi，jiaoyaogejiuhao，zaidaluxiongdimendouzheimejiaowo。”
“haode，yaoge。”akaiyileng，yuanlainizaidalujiuhenweia，guaibude，pabushiyinweifanleshicaipaolaigangdaodeba。
yinggaijiushizheiyangle，neibianpidadianshijiuyaodaba，biqilaigangdaojiushitiantang。
kanzhemomingqimiaojiuhuranbiandegongjingledeakai，wangyaozuweiweiyigelengshen，shenmemaobing？
tanalizhidaoakaihuranzhijiannaobulezheimeduo。
buguoguantanei，zheishihaoshi。
fanzhaodaoleheiguitangliuxiadedianhuaben，tongshihaizhaodaolezheisiliuxiadesanshiduowanxianjin。
shouzhiqingqingzaizhibishangguaguo，wangyaozuxinlimomozhuyuandao：“heiguitang，haorennei，haorenyishengpingan！”
yiqiegaoding，wangyaozudadadesongleyikouqi。
congzaoshanglaijianheiguitang，bantianshijian，jiaoyi、jiaozhan、taowang、paoshi、duoquan，suoyoudeshiqingjizhongzaizheiduanduanshijianneifasheng，poyouxierangwangyaozuyingjiebuxia。
keyishuo，zhiqianrenshengzhongsuoyoudejingli，douburuzheibantianjingcai。
cikezhongyuxianxialai，wangyaozulikeganjuedaohunshensuanteng，tebieshiyaozihelian，zhishiqingqingpengyixia，biantengdetarenbuzhudaochouyikouliangqi。
tuodiaoyishenzhanmanxuejideyifuzoujinyushi，zhishiduizhejingziyizhao，yanleibianbuzhengqidiliulexialai。
zuolianzhongzhangdegengemantouside，zheiyijingbushitengbutengdewentile。
“a！”wangyaozuyishengcanjiao，“wodeshuaiqideliana！”
“caonidayedeguokai，nitemebudehaosia！”
呃，好像……算了。
zaiditoukankanyaozi，qingziyipian，tongyangzhongleqilai，yebuzhidaohuibuhuizaochengneishang。
zhenshixiasishoua，wangyaozuhenhencuileyikou，zuilimamalieliede。
zhishijiandanchonglegezao，xiquyishenxueji，wangyaozubianguangzheshenzicongyushizhongzoulechulai，zhuangshuodeshencai，jiankuan、beikuo、daosanjiao，longqidexiongdajiheqingxifenmingdebakuaifuji，rangakaikandeyizhenzashe。
zheishencai，bieshuonvrenkanlehuibuhuixinjingdangyang，bianshinanrenkanleyeyaoxianmudaotunkoushuia。
guaibuderenjianengda，zheishencai，zhishikanyiyanjiurangrenmeiledongshoudeniantou。
无他，怕死！
xinmaideyifudoushixuejimingxianbunengchuanle，zhiqianyishenneidiyifugancuirengle，meibanfa，zhinengxianfanchulaiheiguitangdeyifuduifuchuanyixia。
buguo，**jiusuanle，wangyaozuningkeguakongdang，yejueduibuhuipengneigeyouninijiahuode。
haozaiheiguitangaishiailexie，danshipang，yifuhaisuancouhe。
akairenbuzhutanlekouqi，zhiqianzheiyifuchuanzaiheiguitangshenshangdingduoshibusuantainankan，ketongyijianyifuhuandaowangyaozushenshang……zhendegenyifuwuguana！
唉，这该死的靓仔！
saolemanlianjingtandeakaiyiyan，wangyaozuxinzhongyouxiexiaodeyi，xiaozheshuodao：“nizaijiadaizhe，wochuqumaidiandongxi。”