第3章

qiyumeishenmebiaoqingdingleyisheng。

luxunran:mudengkoudaijpg.

zhei……jiushichuanshuozhongdelingyuangou(lingyuangou)ma!?

buzhidaoweishenme,wohuranganjuezheisizhouyinsensende。

zheifenlidezhurenhuibuhuibanyepachulaizhaowomena!

qiyubuzhidaoweishenmedajiazheimekanzheziji,tameitoujincu:“zenmele?”

wodouyaoguixialaikule,zuichunqingzhan,

“ge,womenbuhuituanmieba。”

qiyulaoshihuida:“guizelibingmeiyoushuobunengna。”

buzhidaoweishenme,wocongtalengmodeyanjinglikanchulejifenlizhiqizhuang。

“youbenshitamenjiubanyechulaizhaowoa。”

luxunranbapingguofangdaolefentou,haokandemeitoujincu,

“qiyu,womenshiyigeduide,jinliangbuyaojiewaishengzhi,zheilideyiqiedouhenbuzhengchang。”

qiyudiantou,biaoshizijizhidaole。

buguohaozai,zanshimeiyoufashengshenme。

6.

zheigecunzibingbuda,henrongyijiuzhaodaoleneigecuntoulaonainai。

toufahuabai,mianrongkugaodelaonainaizhengzuozaicunkouzecai。

tadeshoukushourushuzhi,lehehedikanzhewomen,“nimenshisheia?”

mengyuchugangyaohuida,xiangqilediyitiaoguize。

buyaobeifaxianshiwailaizhe,tadunzhule。

wolazhemengyuchu,zhuangzhedanzidao,“nainai,ninwanglema?woshilaowangjiadewangmoa!”

laonainaihurantingzhilezecai,hunzhuodeyanmouyizhabuzhadidingzhewo。

wotoupifama,renzhulexiangpaodechongdong。

banshang,laonainaimiandaixiaorongdao,“eee,yuanlaishinia,qiaowozheijixing。”

luxunranlimaodishuodao:“nainai,womenxiangyaojijiannuanhediandeyifu,buzhidaoninyoumeiyou?”

qiyubudongshengsedizhandaolewohemengyuchudemianqian,dangzhulelaonainaizhigougoudeshixian。

我微微松了一口气。

“youa,jiuzaiwojiadeyijuli,nimenyaoqunama?”

zhenshi……chuchushixianjinga。

womenyaoshiqule,kejiuweifanlediwutiaoguize。

nainai,ninnengbunengnajiwomena?”wocoudaolemengyuchudeerbiandao,

“走,撒娇去。”

“nainai,nizuihaole~keyijiwomensitaoyifuma?”

mengyuchujichuyigejiangyingdexiaorong,“nainai,qiuqiunile。”

laonainaideshixianmengranluozailemengyuchulianshang,“nizheiguinvdeliankezhenhaokana!”

xiayimiao,tashuochudehualingwomenmaogusongran。

“zheizhanglianyaoshijiwo,jiugenghaole。”

“a!”mengyuchuhedeyipiguzuodaoledishang。

laonainaiquezhuanshenjinqujiwomennayifule。

woheluxunranyiqibashentidouruanledemengyuchufuqilai。

mengyuchuyanzhongshanshuozheleihua,lianbaideheren,zuichunqingzhandao,

“ta、taxiangyaowodelian。”

dishenganweileyihuiermengyuchuhou,shenhouchuanlailejiaobusheng。

womenzhuanshenwangqu,shenhoushichuanzheyishenbaiyidelaonainai。

“cuntouyougeshanliangdelaonainai,yudaowentikeyiquzhaotabangmang,dangtashenchuanbaiseyifudeshihou,jiqiweixian。”

talehehedichaozhewomenzhaoshou,yishenbaiyiyouweidixianyan。

“nimenyaodeyifuzaizhei,kuailainaa。”

7.

wodetuidouchenglefangbianmian,mengyuchufanzhebaiyanyaohunle。

qiyuheluxunranyirenlazheyige。

“快跑!”

mengyuchuchuanzhebalimigaogenxie,suduquesihaobumanyuwomen。

太牛了!

shenhouchuanlaile“kacakaca”deshengyin,woweiweicetou。

baiyilaonainaideshuangjiaomaizhexiaosuibu,yijingbuzhibujuedaolewomendeshenhou。

tashoushanghainazhesitaoyifuxiezi,xiaorongguijue,

“haizimen,nimendeyifuwangnale。”

laonainaideshengyinyuelaiyuejin,tayuqiyuelaiyueyindu,

“biepaoa,nainaiwozuixihuanmeilidelianlehekekoudexinzangle。”

掏心老太婆?

shuozhe,tayigetiaoyue,lanjiezailewomendemianqian。