xiezaiyuedukaishidedifangε(*･ω･)_/ﾟ:･☆:
yi、nvqiang+wucp+wuxitong+guoyunzhibo
er、xiaonaoguacunfangchu（danhuijinliangyouluoji）
san、bengushichunshuxugou。
＊
zheishiyigexishupingchangdewuhou。
wanliwuyun，riguangzhenghao。
zhongrendetoudingshangkong，haowuzhengzhaodixiangqileyidaobinglengwujizhideshengyin。
【zuobiao：lanxing，jingsongguoyunzhanchangyiguoshen。】
【zhengzaisuijichouqujingsongzhuti……】
【dingdong！bencizhutiwei……kpopaidoutuanti！】
【lanxingquantirenleiwanshanghao，jingsongguoyunzhanchangyiyulanxingqiuli2025nian4yue4ri4shi4fen4miaoshenhewanbi。】
【shifenzhonghou，jiangsuijichouququantichengyuanguojiweitongyiguojiadetuanti，tongshijiangkaiqiquanqiuzhibo！】
【bencijingsongguoyunzhanchangguizeruxia——
lanxing111geguojiageziweizhan，heji444ren。
jiangcongxianyizuhe/yijiesanzuhe/yijingquedingqihuafangan，danhaiweichudaozuhelisuijichouqufuhetiaojianzhe。
weidadaocansaitiaojiandexiaoguojiangjinxingziyuanhebing，chengliyigexin**guojia，bingsuijixuanqufuhetiaojiandetianxuanzhejinru，baozhengxinguoyunzhanchangdekandianheshoushilv～】
shijiegediderenmen，jihushitongyishijianyangqilenaodai，zhizhidiwangxiangleshangfangguangmaodetianqiong。
然后。
qishuashuabaofachuleyishengposhiwuhuadezanghua。
“fxxk！”
“阿一西！”
“**！”
“niyetingjiangangcaideshengyinleba？”
“feihua！woyoumeixia！”
neidaojixieyinzairenmendeerpantongshixiangqi，tongshijieshu，queyishijiqiqiancenglang，hongdeyishengzhakaileguo。
“zheitamiaodesheixuandezhuti？！”
“zheihaiyongwen？kendingshixiaoxibaa，tamenneibishidadianerdedifangjiuzheigenengnadechushoule。”
“pingshenmerangneiqunxizijuedingwomendemingyun？！”
“bushi，neiqunjiunianyiwujiaoyulouwangzhiyunengzuoshenme？fengguichangtiaorap？zailaiyiduanfreestylema？”
“woziyuanshenqingdaibiaoguojiajinruguoyunzhanchang！”
“diyipitianxuanzhesiguanglekendinghuizhongxinxuanbarencaijinruba？xiwangwomenguojiaganjinzujianjunduizuhe！”
“woganghaiwanfangdai，haibuxiangsiaaa——”
“baituobaituo！qianwanbiexuanzhongwojiagege！xinnvyuanyiyishenghunsudapei，xiwangduijiabeixuanzhong！”
duilanxingquantirenleieryan。
ruguozheishishangtiangentamenkaideyigewanxiao。
neizheigewanxiaoweimianyetaibuhaoxiaole。
zaiwangluoshangdereyixunsufajiaozhishi，**zuigaocengyijingjinjikaiqileyilunzuigaoanquanjibiedehuiyi。
zheichanghuiyishangtaolundehuati，jiushizheigeyisigaoweidushengwuzailanxingkaipichudejingsongguoyunzhanchang。
zaisangeyueqiandemouyitian，geguo**debangongzhuoshang，douturanchuxianleyifengxuehongsedeyaoqinghan。
zheifengyaoqinghanyireqingyangyidekouwenxiezhe——
【laopaihuangjinjiemu《jingsongguoyunzhanchang》jijiangkaiqixinsaiji，xiayigejingsongleyuanxuanzhiwei：lanxing！】
zheifenyaoqinghanshang，haichengzhidiyaoqinglezheikeyulanxingqiushangdeyuanzhumingongtongcanyujinlai，weijijiangdaolaidejingsongguoyunzhanchangtigongyigebucuodezhutixuanze。
bingzaizuihouyiweishenzhangdishuodao：
【jijicanyutoupiaodedanwei，daibiaochuzhandetianxuanzhejianghuodeyifenshenmifuli，guoshibuhoue～】
很冒昧。
youdianlimao，danyoubuduo。
**diyishijiandiaochulesuoyoujiankong。
querenzheifengyaoqinghanjiushipingkongchuxianzaizhuoshang，qijianmeiyourenherenjindaoguozheijianbangongshi。
bingqieyouzhuanyerenshijianchaleyaoqinghandezhizhang。
meiyoujiancechuduxinghuozhefushe，zhizhangneiyemeiyouzhirurenhejingmiweixingdejianshishebeihuozhexinpianzhadanzhilei。
guojiaanquanjudegongzuorenyuanchangshiyongbihekedao，zaizhishangxiexiawenzi，ru“nishishei”“niyaozuoshenme”zheiyangdehua，quefaxianwufazaizhimianshangliuxiarenhehenji。
paichuleyiqierenweidekenengxinghou，**fenxizudedalaomenzuizhongbudebuchengren，zheidequebushirenleinenggouyongyoudeliliang……huoxushiwaixingrendeezuoju？
haishilaizigenggaoweishengwudexixuewannong？
shiqingfazhandaozuihou，**lingdaorenqinzizaizheifengyaoqinghanshangdekongbaichuxiexia**tigongdezhuti。
**xuanzeleyigebaoshouerkeguandefangxiang：
基建。
meiyoushenmemaobing，zhuyaoshireaijijian。
guojiayuanshouchumian，chenggongzaizhishangliuxialehenji。
neichuanqiujingyoulidezijixieshangqudechanei，yaoqinghanfangfohuoguolaisideshuzhankailemaokong，shenchulexueye。
wanyandexueyeyoushengmingliban，xingchengleyixingwenzi。
【ganxienindecanyuhepeihe，zhuninjingsongkuaile！】
erneiciyihou，henzhangshijiandoumeidengdaohouxu。
jiuxiangshiyichangjiaranerzhideezuoju。
danconggudaojindejuansiweiguannian，rang**zheiduanshijianzaimouxiexiangmushangdeyanjiujindudouranjiakuai，weileyingduikenengdaolaidequanqiujubian，bixuzuozuwanquandezhunbei。
sheizhi，jintianzhendejiujianglinle。
fangcaihaishiqingkongwanli，zaineidaobinglengdejixieyinxiangchehoubujiu，tianseyixiaziyinchenlexialai。
qiheihouzhongdeyuncengcongtianbianyonglai，fangfobuxiaoxindadaozaididemoshui，zaichengshishangkongxunsuyunrankai。
十分钟后。
**minzhongkandaolebenguotianxuanzhedexinxi。
【怪物回收站】
是这个组合的名字。
“zheimingziyoudianershu，haoxiangzainalitingguo？”
“kao，zheibushigaoliguosannianqianjingong**shichangzhunbeituichudenvtuanma？bushizaojiutaisifuzhonglema？”
“nvzituanti？cao，nvdea？”
“bangziguode？pingshenmedaibiao**chuzhan？”
“qiandulexia，yubeichudaodechengyuanliyousigedoushi**ren……haishiyigechudaoqianbangeyuebeibaochubalingduineichengyuanbingzhiqituiduideheiliaozuhe，gongsizhiyuanhejingjirendoukanbuxiaqulezhudongzhanchulaichuitamen……wozhenshifule，zheizhonglajirenpinyenengchengwei**tianxuanzhe？”
“subao！bangziguodarenvtuanyebeixuanzhongle！”
“wanlewanle，tingshuodengtaguogangcaitongguoleshiduogenantuanqihuaan，chengyuangegehaibaotujiduituiyi……woca，haizhenyouyigebeixuanzhongle，zheishenmegoushiyun？”
“tingshuo**yezhunbeileshijifencehuaan，dandoumeibeixuanzhong，nandaozhenshilongyundaotoule？”
“xiongdimen，keyishoushishoushiyiminle，bushi**guomindangbuqi，ershidengtaguojigengyouxingjiabi。”
“aa，laozihenimenzheixiewushiwanpinle！”
guoneideyulunzaikeyiyindaoxia，changshuaiyipian。
**diyishijiannadaolezheipitianxuanzhedeziliao。
danganziliaoshangfuzhetamendezhengjianzhao，zuishangmiandenvhaier，heifaheimou，fusecangbai，shensejuandai。
zhaopianliderenmeiyouxiao，qinglishulengdelianpangfangfoyinyunzheyicenghanwu，shishandianzhishanggengubuhuadexue。
zhishiyizhangzhaopian，yerangrenganshoudaole，yuanlaidandaojizhidemeimao，wanquanbushuyuneixiedielidenongyan。
——时厘。