第3章
huangyigongzuorenyuanjihuquanshiyanbaideyanjing，mubuzhuanjingdidingzhezhaoxiyue。
“zheiweiguke，nizhidaozaizuoshenme？”
zhaoxiyuemangsile，liangeyanshendoumeijita，“lingyuangoua？meitingguoma？”
jiuliangrenshuohuadegongfu，tangguojihuxiaoshiledaban。
huangyigongzuorenyuanjile，“guke，ninzheiyangdexingweishibudaodede。”
zhaoxiyuechayi：“nixiangdaodebangjiawo？”
huangyigongzuorenyuanzhengxiangshuoshenme，mengdidunzhuyuandi，zuoshouqiaowushengxidixiaoshi。
tayuanbencanbaideliangengjiacanbai，huoxiangshigangpachufenmudehuosiren。
“qiunile，biezhuangle，zheijiushiputongdetang，genbenbuzhiqian。”huangyigongzuorenyuanzhijiewanyaohuzhutang。
zhaoxiyuedandingdao，“wozhidaoa，rengwaimiandoumeirenyaodedongxi。”
huangyigongzuorenyuanjile，zhidaobuzhiqianhaina，zheibushicunxingenzijiguobuquma？
xiangdaozheili，tashengxiudenaodaituranzhuandongqilai。
huangyigongzuorenyuan：“zheiweiguke，youshenmenengbangzhunidema？zhiyaonizhushou，womenhaohaotan。”
zhaoxiyuefangxiachanzi，tingzhidongzuo，lianshangluchumiantiandexiaorong，“woyouzhangxiezhezidezhitiao，buxiaoxinzaichaoshinongdiule，ninengbangwozhaoyixiama？”
huangyigongzuorenyuandoukuaixiaobuchulaile。
nigancuizhijieshuorangwojinizhaoguizedele！
tajiangyingzhelian，jianzhaoxiyueyoukaishichantang，lianmangdao，“haodemeiwenti，woyidinghuibangnizhaodaode，keyizhushoulema？”
zhaoxiyueweixiao：“dangran，sanfenzhong。”
hegedezhoubapichaoshi，zenmenengzhibaguke？yuangongdangrangengyaohenhenyazha。
guoran，chaoshichuxiansunshishi，yuangonglvxianbeichufa。
budaosanfenzhong，huangyigongzuorenyuan，shouzhongpengzheyiduizhitiaoguolaile。
tayibanyiyandao，“zheixiedoushizaichaoshiyishidezhitiao，buzhidaoyouninxuyaodema？”
yuanlaiguiyiyehuizuankongzi。
fangzaizuishangmiandehuangsezhitiao，zhaoxiyuekanjianqizhongyouzhanghuangsezhitiao，caizhiheshouyintaizhaodaodeyimoyiyang。
zhaoxiyuenaqizuishangfangdezhitiao，weixiaodao，“dangran，shifenganxienidefuchu。”
ranhou，tazhongyurengkaishouzhongdechanzi，zhaohuwenruoshuiyisheng，likailezheipianquyu。
huidaoshouyintaiqian，zhaoxiyuezhankaizhitiao。
《顾客购物指南》
yi、hongsedegukeqinggoumaiheshiyonghongsedeshangpin，lansedegukegoumaiheshiyonglanseshangpin。rubushengoumaihuoshiyongcuowuyansedeshangpin，qingjishiqianwangcangku。
er、meiweigukeqingzhishaogoumaisanjianshangpin，sanjianshangpinfenbieshuyubutongdequyu。
san、jiezhangshi，qingquebaoyouzugouduodeqianjiezhang。rubunengfuchuxiangyingdechaopiao，shouyinyuanjiangcongnishenshangshouquhuokuan。
si、rubushentiqianshiyonglechaoshishangpin，qingjinkuaiqianwangshouyintaifukuan。yinweifanchaoshiguize，huiewaishouquyibufenfeiyong。dangshouyinyuanbuzaishi，keyizizhumaidan。
wu、ruguoyudaokunnan，keyixianggongzuorenyuanqiuzhu。fuwugukeshichaoshidezongzhi，gongzuorenyuanhuibujiyiqiebangzhuni。
liu、buyaozaichaoshiguoye。”
zhaoxiyueyanshenyiliang，zheifenguizelixiemingletongguanguize。
zhiyaogoumaisanjianbutongdeshangpin，jiunenglikaichaoshi。
henkuai，tayishidaolewentisuozai。
货币。
chaoshiyongdehuobishishenme？
没有无解的规则。
zheiyejiushuomingle，chaoshizhongyouhuodehuobidefangfa。
lingwai，guizezhongtidaolelansegukehehongseguke，buzhidaojutidaizhideshishenme？
dengleyihui，haishimeirenhuilai。
zhaoxiyuewenwenruoshui，“gangganghuojiaquyuhaimeisouwan，yaoyiqiquzhaoma？”
wenruoshuiyaoyaochun，diantougenzaizhaoxiyueshenhou。
liangrenqingcheshuludihuidaolefangzhegeleipenghuashipindehuojiaqu。
xiangbiqidiyici，zhaoxiyuexunsufaxianlewentisuozai。
neishiyidaianhongsebaozhuangdeshupian，heiseniuqu，lingrenbushidewenzixiaozhangdipamanlezhenggebaozhuangdai。
yazaiwenzixiamiandetupianfeichangmohu，kanshangqubuxiangshupian，daoxiangyiduixinghongdexuerou。
zhenggehuojiashang，youjiejinwufenzhiyideguiyiwenzilingshi，weiduyanqianzheibaolingrenmaogusongran。
zhaoxiyuezhijueneiguihuafubandewenziyoumaoni，dunledun，shenshounaqiyibaoshupian，jiutingjianxitongshengyinxiangqi。
“作死值+1”
jinjinshinaqilaijiujialezuosizhi，neijiuyiweizhemoshengwenzishupianyoukenengdaozhisiwang。
zhaoxiyuebashupiannazaishouzhong，fanlaifuquguanchalehaojibian，meikanchushenmemaoni，zhihaoyoufangxiashupian。
chensiliangmiao，tayouzhongxinnaqileshupian。
“作死值+1”
juranyouyong，zhaoxiyuetiaoletiaomei，fangxiashouzhongshupian，ranhoumashangzhongxinnaqi。
“作死值+1”
“pa”，shupianbaozhuangdaibeifangxiadeshengyin。
zhaoxiyuenaqishupian，fangxiashupian，naqishupian，youfangxiashupian。
“作死值+1”
“作死值+1”
......
rucizhongfushijicihou，zhaoxiyuedezuosizhiyijinglaidaole20dian，shouzhongdeshupianyebagongle。
bushiba，zheimewanbuqi？zheidianyilidoumeiyou，zaiguiyishijielizenmehundechutoua。
zhaoxiyuetuicezheibaoshupian，kenengshihuowubiande，bingqiejubeiyidingdesiweinengli。tachensipianke，taishouduishupianshanleyibazhang。
henkuai，“zuosizhi+3”
huoyo，xiaodongxipiqitingda。
她反手又是一巴掌。
“作死值+3”
“作死值+5”
jinjiezhe，shupianshangneigulingrenmaogusongrandeqixixiaoshibujian。henmingxian，zheizhiguiyizibile。
zhiyuzuihougaoda5diandezuosizhi，kanlaizheigeguiyihaihenjichou。
buguodouzheiyanglehaibuchulai，kanlaiguizeduiguiyidexianzhiyebushao。
jiexialai，buguanzhaoxiyueduishupianzuoshenme，doumeiyouzuosizhibobao，tazhihaoyihandebaneibaojingshoubaibanroulindeshupianfanghuihuojia。
zhuantoujiujianwenruoshuiyanshenfuzadekanxiangta。
“ni——”wenruoshuirendouyouxieshale，yanleyankoushui，“nimeishiba？”
“womeishia。”zhaoxiyuezhanshuxingqingke，zhidaozijigangcaidexingweijiliangweiduiyouzaochengleyidingxinliyinying。
zhengchangshenghuozhong，yourenzaichaoshiwan「painafang」benshenjiutingqiguai。rujinzaiguizeguaitandekongbufenweijiachengxia，tagangcaidedongzuoqueshiyoudianxiangzangdongxishangshen。
“zhenmeishi。”zhaoxiyueluchurenchuwuhaidebiaoqing，xiangqianzouleyibu，wenruoshuizeshixiayishihoutuiyibu。
fanyingguolaihou，talianjiapiaoshangliangtuanhongyun，biechuyiju，“shupianzheibiankanwanle，womenjixuzouba。”
zhaoxiyuexiangjieshi，zongjuedeshuoshenmedouhuiyuemiaoyuehei，gancuibizui。
jiuzaizheishi，buyuanchudelengzangquchuanlaiyishengjinghu，tingshengyinsihushiyanjingnansunqian，jinjiezhejiushibutaiqingxidejianghuasheng。
zhaoxiyuehewenruoshuiduishiyiyan，kuaibuchaoneibianzouguoqu。