第3章 你们之前在说什么

di3zhangnimenzhiqianzaishuoshenme

qixiweiweizhangzui,meiyoujixulihuisumo,ershihanleiduiguyunxiaoshuo:“gudage,jinwan......”

“meishi,niguolaiba。”

“xiexiegudage!”qixijianguyunxiaodiantou,zhengluchuyimoxiaorong,kanjiansumodeyanshenhou,youhenkuaishoulianqilai,nazhebaohewaitaojiuzoulechuqu。

dengmenguanshang,sumozhoulezhoumei,wen:“nimenzhiqianzaishuoshenme?”

“genniyouguanxi?”guyunxiaotouyebutai,“meishidehuajiuchuqu,biezaizheiliaiwoyan。”

sumozaoyixiguangenguyunxiaozheiyangdexiangchufangshi,lenghengyisheng,yi**jiuzuozailebangongzhuoshang,shuo:“qixikeshinidexiaoyizi,nimenzheiyang,keshiyouweidaodelunli。”

“congnigangduitashuodeneixiehua,womeikanchulainibatadangmeimei。”

“neitayeweibibawodangjiejie。”

ruguoqixixinliyoutazheigejiejie,yebuhuilianheqihuiliqiangtadegongsihenanren。

sumopiepiezui,zaixinlifufei。

guyunxiaoweiweicumei,binglengdao:“chuqu!”

“biezheiyangxiong,zanmenkeshifuqini。”sumoxiaodefengqingwanzhong,zhijieshunzhebangongzhuokaojinguyunxiao,ranhoushenshoulouzhuletadebozi,tuqirulan,“zaibangongshiliyeshiyizhongqingqu......”

nazhitahuahaimeishuowan,guyunxiaojiuniezhutadexiaba,shuangmouweimi,sangyinbinglengdexiangshilaizidiyu:“sumo,biedecunjinchi。”

sumotengdeyankuangfanhong,quehaishirenzhechixiaoyisheng,yonglibaguyunxiaodeshoucongzijixiabashangnakai,lenghengyisheng:“nizuowankebushizheiyangdee~”

“滚!”

sumozhidaoguyunxiaozhenshengqile,guoduancongbangongzhuoshangtiaoxia,liaozhetoufaruowuqishidilikailebangongshi。

......

bangwan,dangsumokaichehuidaogujiashi,yiyanbiankanjianzuozaiketingshafashangdeqixi。

taweiweimimou,caizhegaogenxiezouguoqu,lenglengdao:“nilaiwojiazuoshenme?”

yinweiguyunxiaohaiyaozaigongsijiaban,suoyitabiantiqianhuilaile,zhishimeixiangdaoqixiyehuizaijiali。

gujiadebaoandoushijingguozhuanyedexunlian,haiyourenlianshibiegenzhiwensuo,ruguobushiyouguyunxiaohetadeyunxu,renherendoubunengjinlai,xianranjintianqixilaigongsizhaoguyunxiao,jiushiweilezheijianshiba。

qixijiansumoyilianlengmo,xiaodao:“dangranshilaijiesudea,gudageyijingtongyile。”

“tatongyilewokemeiyoutongyi,jiwogunchuqu!”sumozhizhemenwai,yanshenlichulezenghenjiushiyane。

zhiyaoyixiangdaobabadesigenqixiheqihuililiangmunvyouguan,tajiuhenbudeshaletamen!

yongrenjianzheifuchangjingdoumomotuilechuqu,zaizheiyangdejiatinggongzuo,kanlianseshibibeijineng。

qixiyeshijile,zhijiecongshafashangzhanqilai,zhigaoqiangdao:“nidesegeshenmejinger?zheilishigudagedejiayoubushinidejia,niyiweijiajilegudage,tasuoyoudongxijiudoushinidelema?!”

“baoqian,haizhenjiushizheiyang,wojiajileta,neitadedongxijiushiwode,wodedongxiyeshiwode。haiyou,zhenzhengmeizigedesederenkeshini,nishigeshenmedongxi?wohaodaihainengnachugenguyunxiaodejiehunzheng,niyoushenme?hezhao?”

sumolengxiaoyisheng,zhenxinjuedeqixigentamuqinjianzhishiyigemozikechulaide,doushizheiyangbuyaolian,haiziwoganjuelianghao。

“你!”

qixihaixiangmashenme,dansumogenbenjiubujitazheigejihui,lazhetajiuwangmenwaituo,zuilihenhendao:“yejiushizheiyici,ruguohaiyouxiaci,wobaozhengdadeliannimadouburenshi!jilaonianggunchuqu!”

“a!”sumoyongliyitui,jiubaqixijituichulemenwai。

danrangqixiyiwaideshi,tameiyoudaozaidishang,ershizhuangruleyidaochongmannanxingheermengdehuaibaozhong