第一章：
lianhuansharenfanjijiangqiantaoshi，shenweishouxifanzuixinliguwendewozhengzaijingshenbingyuanpeilaotouxiaxiangqi。
xinlaidelvchaguwendalaidianhuakukuaiqiu：
“hanlaoshi，zhiyouninenggenjuzuifanxinlizuikuaiyanjiuchutadetaopaoluxian，jiangtashengzhiyifa，kuaihuijuliba！”
woguaduantadedianhua，zhijiejiangyizhangjingshenbingzhenduanzhengshufajita：
“buhaoyisi，yishengshuowoyouwangxiangzheng，dezhuyuanzhiliao。”
shangyishi，wobumianbuxiudaizaifanzuixianchangzhongyuquedingfanzuixianyirendetaopaoluxian。
ranersuoyourengandaodifang，quefaxianxianyirenzaoyitaopao，bingqiezaiqitadifangzaidufanan。
“shenmeshouxixinliguwen，wokanjiushigezhuangqiangzuoshidepianzi！”
“meiyouneijingangzuanjiubielanzheiciqihuo，budongzhuangdong，youhaisileyitiaorenming！”
woneixinmangran，nachusuoyoutuidaodeziliaoxiansuoxiangyaozizheng，quefaxianshangmiandetuidaoxiansuozaluanwuzhang，haowuluoji。
wodelaogongyeturanzhanchulaishuowoyoujingshenbingshi，wobeiqiangxingguanjinjingshenbingyuanjieshouzhiliao。
sizhejiashurendingshiwodecuowutuiduanhaisiletadejiaren，qiaoqiaohunjinjingshenbingyuanjiangwohuohuolesi。
zhidaowoyishixiaosan，woyemeixiangmingbaizijimingmingmeiyoujingshenbing，xianyirendetaopaoluxianfenmingyemeiyouchucuo。
wosihou，lvchaguwenqudaiwodeweizhichengweishouxiguwen，chengweiwangluoshangrenrenzhuipengdegaozhinvshen。
wodelaogongyezaibujiuhouheta“yinanjieyuan”，beiwangyouchengweiqiangqianglianshoudezhengyifufu。
zaicizhengyan，wohuidaolelvchaguwenqiubangmangdezheitian。
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“hanlaoshi，nidelunwenyouzaimiguozhimingxueshuqikanshangfabiaole，xiabannikedeqingwomenchifan。”
baiduoduoshuxideshengyincongwoshenhouchuanlai，wojiangyingzhuanshen。
zhongshengdediertian，wohaishiyouxiebunengshiying。
baiduoduowanquanmeichajuewodejiangyingshentai，coudaowoerbian，shenmixixikaikou：
“tingshuosuoliyaobaneigelianhuansharenanjiaojiwomen，zheikeshizhongliangjide。”
“suanshangzheigeanzi，hanlaoshiniyijingwanmeizhenpole688qisharenan，yijingdapolijieguwenpoanjilule。”
woshenxiyikouqi，xianghuida，kedaozuidehuazenmeyeshuobuchu。
baiduoduojianwoliansecangbai，zhijiejiangbeibaolidebaowenbeisaijiwo，yilianxianmushenqing：
“hanlaoshi，zhenxianmuniyougexieminggezheimehaodelaogong。”
baowenbeidakai，shiwodelaogongxiemingweilebangwodiaoyangshentiteyiaodeyaoshanjitang。
nongzhongdezhongyaoweihunzhejiyoudehunxingyouniqiweipumianerlai，shuxideweidaowoqingbuzijindalegelengzhan。
shangyishi，xiemingshuowoyouwangxiangzheng，jiangwoqiangxingsongjinjingshenbingyuan，woshuowomeibingkemeirenxinwo。
hushijiangwobangzaibingchuangshang，yibayibadebaiseyaolisaijinwodehoulong，wodaosidoujideneikusedaoxinkoudeyaowei。
xiannidejitangrukou，shejianshangdekuseyuweirangwofazhan，tanglibeixialeyao。
xixihuixiangqilaineiyitian，womangzheshulianjianxinxi，meishijianchifan，shibaiduoduojiangbaowenbeidakai，kanzhewoyikouyikouhexia。