第1章
“laogong，qinqin~baobao~”
zhijianyishencaiyaotiaoyaorao，heifapubu，meiyanruhua，shuangyanmingliangdongren，wuguanxiaoqiaojingzhi，jueduichengdeshanggudiandameinvdenvren，congbaisejiejingdedachuangshangzuoqi，duitayingmianzoulaidenanren，zhangkaixianxinenhuadeshuangbei。
nvrenshenchuanheiseleisideshuiyi，jiangneixuebaidetianejing、mirendesuogu、xianxinenhuadeshoubeiyijiaorenfengyingdeshencaiyizhanwuyu。
rucikeren，juranluchuzheiyangyifuzhanrendexiaohaizidemoyang，zennengburangnanrenxindong！
“早安，小懒猪~”
kanjianjiaoxiudenvrenruxiaohaiziyibanzuozaichuangshang，dengdaizijideqinqinbaobao，nanrenluchuchongnidexiaorong。
nanrenmingjiaosuze，wuguanjunxiu、shencaigaoda，kanshangfengdupianpian，gennvrenzhanzaiyiqi，jianzhijiushijunnanjingnvtianshengdeyidui。
suzezoudaojinqian，shaoweiwanyaojiangnvrenbaoqi，jinjindeloujinhuaizhong，suihouchongnidedixiatou，zaiqibaixiguangjiedeetouqingwenyixia。
ganshoudaosuzechongnidedongzuo，nvrenyewenroudehuiyingzhe。
“woshixiaolanzhu，neinishiqinfendexiaogongzhu。”
rensheiyebuhuixiangdao，cikeyifuxiaohaizimoyangdenvren，juranhuishicengjinghongtoulebanbiantian，xiangyuquanguodeguominchuliangaoluofei。
yinianqian，gaoluofeideyanyishiyezhengzhidianfeng，wanquankeyigengjinyibujinjunguoji。dannachengxiang，gaoluofeijuranhuichurenyiliaodexuanzejiehun、zanbieyulequan。
jibianneigaoangdepeichangjin，rangtaduoniandenuliquanbuhuaweipaomo。gaoluofeidezichanxianzaibunengshuoyiwusuoyou，danyesuoshengwuji。
jibianruci，gaoluofeihaishimeiyousihaodechiyi，yezaisuobuxi。
zhenggexingwei，sihaobutuonidaishui，duiyulequanmeiyouyidianliulian。
ergaoluofeidezheigejueding，rangqiyuanbendejingjigongsishoudaojudadesunshi。
zhengyinweici，jingjigongsizhijiexuanbujianggaoluofeifengsha，buyunxuqizhongxintaruyulequan！
dezhigaoluofeizhunbeijiehun，wangmindouyiweigaoluofeidejiehunduixiang，bushifuhaojiushifuerdai，zuihoucaibaochulai，xinlangjuranshiyigemingbujianjingchuandewanjugongsizhiyuan。
rucixuanshudechaju，wangminduigaoluofeidejuedinggandaowanxi。youhuoshiduizheigexiaozhiyuannenggouyiqinfangzedejidu，zaiwairenkanlai，zheiduanhunyinzhudingzoubuzhang。
yinianguoqu，liangrendeganqingmeiyouruwairensuoshuodeneiyangbiandanbiandefawei，fanersuzeyijiururelianshiyiyang，chongaizhegaoluofei，jinkenengdemanzugaoluofeisuoyoudexuqiu。
yexushimingzhongzhuding，gensuzejiehunzhihoudegaoluofei，yefangxialeyiqianwairenyanzhongdebingshenmeirenmianmu，banyanzheyigexianqidejiaose。liangrenxiangjingrubin，jianzhijiushiyiduimofandeenaifuqi。
qishi，zheijianshiqingzaigaoluofeikanlai，yeshitingbukesiyide，tayemeixiangdaozijihuizuochuzheiyangdejueding，erqiekanyangzihaiyaoguoyibeizi，yexuzheijiushiaiqingbenlaideyangziba。
“老公，爱你哟。”
“laogong，zheiyicichuchahuilai，nengbunengduodaijitiana？”
wenzhesuzeshenshangneishuxi、lingtazhemideqiwei，ganshouzhesuzeneiqiangzhuangjianyingdeshenqu，gaoluofeiganjuezijigewaideyouanquangan。
“baobei，woyeaini。”
suzeyewenroudehuiyingzhegaoluofeideshenqing。
congxiangshidaojiehun，yezouguoleyinianduodeshijian。zheiduanshijianyilai，gaoluofeiyizhiyiweizijidelaogong，haishiliangrenxiangshizhishidewanjugongsishejishi。yigeyinweimouzhongshiqingconghuaqingdaxueyiyedeputongzhiyuan，meigeyuezaizhongdoushizheiyangdeyixianchengshi，nazheyiwanersandegongzi。
dangaoluofeibuzhidaodeshi，andili，nianjiganggangershiliusuidesuze，qishiyizhizaimimicongshiguoneijinquedegaokejixiangmuyanjiu。
congbuqiang、jujiqiang、zaidaotanke、feijiyinqingdenggelingyu，zaiqiyanjiuxia，douqudelerangrennanyizhumudechengjiu。
yincisuzededanganbaomidengjiweizuigaodesssji、shijinjinzhiyouguojiajibiededarenwucaizhidaodewushuangguoshi。
yongdarenwudehualaijiang，suzedejiazhi，zaoyijingbiyigejituanjundouzhongyaole。
jiehunzhihou，suiranshuoyouleshenghuoshangdeqiangua，danshiyinweiyanfarenwudejinpoxingyijizhongyaoxing，pingrili，suzejingchangyichuchademingyiwaichu。
zaijiadeshijianyinianjiaqilai，yejiubuzuyigeyuezuoyou。
tongshi，suzehunhouyeyouzhexindeshouhuo，jiushineijiyuanqiaohexiakaiqide“zangsifangqianxitong”。
zangsifangqianxitong，gumingsiyi，zhiyaozaigaoluofeibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiazangsifangqian，suzekeyigenjusuozangsifangqianjiazhideyidingbilihuodekejidian。
yongyoukejidian，suzebiankeyiduihuankejizhishi，yanfachugengduojianduanwuqiyushebei，yerangsuzeyoujihuiyikuigezhongyingshizuopinzhong，yuanbengenbenbuganchupengdejijialingyu。
zheijiniangaokejiyanfachengguodezhuanhua，suzedezichandaodiyouduoshao，yijingrangsuzebenrendougaobuqingchule。
yuanbenzheixieqianduisuzelaishuo，yejiushifentueryi。danzheigezangsifangqianxitong，rangsuzeyoukandaolezheixieqiancaidejiazhi。
cikedegaoluofei，luchuyishuangwugudedayanjing，shuiwangwangde，dapeizhelveshifendaidefenhongxiaolian，yilianqidaideshenqingkanzhesuze，henshirerenchuixian。
mianduigaoluofeidexunwen，suzezhijieshuodao：“baobei，buhaoyisia，woyinggaiwanshangjiuyouyaochuchale。”
bushisuzebuxianggengaoluofeizaijialihaohaoshenghuo，ershiyinweijintian，shicongxitongduihuanchu【renxingquantianhouzuozhanjijiazhizaoquantaojishu】dedarizi。
zheiyinianlai，suzeduihuanchufeichangduodenitianjishu，qizhongjiubaokuoduihuanleyitao【jichurenxingjijiazhizaojishu】jinxingxuexi。
suishuoshijichurenxingjijia，danyeshiyitaoyuanlingxianyuxianjinkejiderenxingjijia。
zheigejijiashengaoyue4m，quanshenyouyinbaiseyijiheihongdexiantiaozucheng。youyucaiyonggaoqiangdudehejinnamicailiaoyijijixiezhitiguanjieyeyajishu，suibunengfeitiandunhai，danquejianguwubi，yongyouzhebiqitaguojiawaigugezhuangjiadouyaoqianghandejidongxing、fanghuxingyijigongjixing。
yeyinweizheigejijiadetexing，suzebianjiangzheifujijiafangzailejiazhong，zhiyaojiancechujiazhongchuxianrenhekenengdeweixian，jijiabianhuizidongqidong，jianggaoluofeizhuangrujijianei，yicilaibaozhenggaoluofeiderenshenanquan。
buguo，zheidoushiguoqule，zangsifangqianxitongdekejidiangangtupo100w，suzezhongyukeyiduihuanchu【fenghuanghao-renxingquantianhouzuozhanjijia】dequantaozhizaojishu。
“ding，qingwensuzhushifouhuafei100wdianduihuan【fenghuanghao-renxingquantianhouzuozhanjijiaquantaozhizaojishu】？”
dedaosuzedequerenzhihou，suijisuzebiantingjianzijideerbianchuanlailexitongdetishiyin。
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuode【weixingkekongyuanzijubianfanyingduijishu】quantaoziliao！】
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuode【guanxingzuniqilvzhenfanghujishu】quantaoziliao！】
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuode【naodianboshishicaozongjishu】quantaoziliao！】
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suzecongziliaozhongdechujielun，zheitaojishuzhizaochudequantianhouzuozhanjijia，neikeshinengbijianyu《gangtiexia》dianyingzhongdenitianrenxingjijia，jueduimiaoshadangjinsuoyouguojiazhengzaiyanfadewaigugezhuangbei。
youlecidengzhenguoshenqi，neixiezhengzaitiaoliangdehaiwaixiaoxiao，pashihuihededoushuibuzhejuele，xiangdaozheili，suzexinzhongchongmanqidai，ganjuezijidedadaodouyijingjikenannaile。