“meidameixiaode，hanshifu。”dianhuaneibianchuanlaiyidaodaizhesuiyuecangsangdeshengyin。
limubaituranyouxiexinsuan。
gengyandeshuodao：“shi，shifu，wobeituiwule，bunengzaibaoxiaoguojiale。”
“shahaizi，neidoushishifuanpaide。”
“???”
limubaichoulechoubizi，shunjianbakuaiyaoyichuyankuangdeshuizhuerjibielehuiqu。
“doushinianpaide?laotouzinizaxiangde?bushinirangworuwudema？”limubaitigaolesangyin。
“biezheji，zheibushiqingkuangyoubianma。”
“什么情况？”
“nixianzaishibushinadaoyimeiheilongtoudelingpai?”
“laotouzinizenmeshenmedouzhidao？”
“feihua，doushiwoanpaide。”
“……”
“hezhewoderenshengnizuozhua？”
“haha，dengnichengzhangqilaizaishuoba。”
“neiheilongtoudelingpaidaodishigesha?”
“龙组的令牌。”
limubaijidongdewendao：“jiushibaiqimengtamenneigezuzhide？”
duimianshengyintigaoleyigeduwendao：“nixiaozikanzhongrenjiale?”
“heihei，meiyoumeiyou，jiushijuedehaokanma，zaishuoleyaotiaoshunv，junzihaoqiuma。”
“wojinggaonia，nixianzaihaimeijindanni，ganposhenwodaduannidisantiaotui。”
“aiya，doushuozhishixinshanglema。”
“xingle，bugennichele，nixianzaishibushizaipengchengle？”
“嗯。”
“neiniqupengchengshichuangjituan，qubaohutamendongshizhang。”
“让我去当保镖?”
“dui，zenme，nibuleyi?”
limubaixiangqilelaotouzizaishanshangduizijicanwurendaodexiulian，morandalelengzhan。
“e，ninlaoshuoshajiushisha，keshiweishaya？”
“tamenjituanyanzhileyizhongkeyigaibianrendnadejiyinyao，erqiebuhuiyoufuzuoyong，duiyujingwaidegezhongzuzhidoushigejudadeyouhuo。”
“有啥用啊？”
“nengzengjiarentililiangsudu，gaizaotizhi，nengbangmangjiubangyibang，bijingtamenyanzhidezheixieduiyuguojiayeyoudayongchu。”
“e，womingbaile，neiwomingtianjiuqu。”
“ng，neijiuxianzheiyangba。”
“laotouzinixianzaizainaera？”
“在外面游历啊。”
“e，dangwomeiwen，neiyaoshiyouwojiejuebuledewentizenmezhaoni?”
“chouxiaozinidouyijingzhujidianfengle，jiekailefengyin，nichuwujielidedongxidoukeyiyongle，haiyongwojiaonima？”
“e，bazheichaerjiwangle。”
“行了就这样吧。”
嘟嘟嘟。
kanzhebeiguaduandedianhua，limubaikuxiaoyisheng。
laotouziyizhidoushizheiyang，shuofangyangba，jinianpaidehaohaode。
shuokongzhiba，tayoushadoubuguan。
哎，真难啊。
buguoxianzaisuirantuiwule，danshihaishilishujunbude。
龙组，嘿嘿。
bangwanshifen，limubaicongyijiamianguanzoulechulai。
lianshangluchuwubixintengdebiaoqing。
边抹嘴边嘀咕。
“zhei**dachengshixiaofeizheimeguima？liangwanmianyao100kuaia，neidayi50kuaidoukeyirangwozhuyicile，zenmechabiezheimedani？”
limubaitanlekouqi，zouzaihuadengchushangdejietou。
该去找个地方住了。
jieguowenlehaojijiashenmeqitianjiudian，shenmexilaidengjiudian，dedaodejieguoranglimubaidoukuaifengle。
zhuyiwanzuibianyiyeyao500kuai?
zaozhidaojiuzhudayinei50kuaidele。
keshixianzaiqunaerzhaoqua？
kalizheidianqiansuanlesuangujimeiduojiujiumeilea。
yaobumingtianqubaitankanbingzhengqianqu?
yebuxing，dayinglelaotouziquganbaobiao，yaoshishiyanle，gujiyaoaixunle。
一边走一边想。
limubaizouguodaochudoushinihongdengshanshuodejiedao，laidaoyichufanhuazhongxindexiaogongyuan。
kanlekanhuanjing，haitingyoujingde。
jiuzaizheierduifuyisusuanle。
tazhaolegepingtandecaoping，fangxiabeibaopantuizuolexialai。
cishixiaogongyuanlifanhousanbudejumintingduo。
lailai**derenqunkandaolimubaipantuidazuodeyangzi，doushiyilianchayi。
这是行为艺术?
tongguohunandedengguangkanqu，haoxianghaitingnianqingdeyigeshuaigea。
luguodedayedamaqingcuiyikou。
nianjiqingqingdeganshabuhao，danggebaoandounengyangjiahukou，zaizheierdiurenxianyan。
limubaizhengkaiyanjing，taganzhidaoguowangdexingrenduizijihaoxiangyouxiebushan。
xianglexiang，gancuibeizhebaozhanqishen，ranhouzhaolegemeirenkandaodedifang，shenxingbadierqi。
zuozaigaogaodeshuchashang，limubaishuaiqidelianshangluchuyisixiaoyi。
zheixiahaole，meirenkandedaole。
shenyeshifen，youjingdexiaogongyuanlizhiyouwenzidewengwengshenghechongmingsheng。
limubaishenshifugai，faxianxiaogongyuanmeirenle。
tadakaibeibao，fanchulaizijiruwushihouquxiadejiezhitaozaizuoshoushouzhi。
taiqishoukanzhezheimeiyinbaisegupowuhuadejiezhi，limubaiheiheixiaochulesheng。
shouhuifugaixiaogongyuandeshenshi，ranhoujinrujiezhizhongkaishifanzhaoqilai。
hundunguiyuanjian，buxing，meidaojindanfahuibuchuweili，yebunengyujianerxing。
zaohuadan，zheishijinjieyuanyingjingdedanyao。
pigudan，yaojinshengjindanjingchilecaiyouyong。
fuxiansuo，xianzaiyemeiyong。
……
limubaijujinghuishenfanzhaojiezhilidecunhuo，sihaomeizhuyiyuanchuzoulaiyiduinianqingnannv。
shenchuanhuachenyidehuangmaoqingnian，lazheyizhebaoludexiaotaimei，yiluzoudaolimubaizangshendeshuxia。
huangmaoqingniansizhoukanlekan，meiyoujiankong，dengguanghunan，shigehaodifang。
ranhoujiulazhexiaotaimeirangtapazaishuganshang，huojihuoliaodejiekailezijikuyaodai。
suihouxianqilexiaotaimeidechaoduanshuishouqundequnbai，luchule**xuebai。
“jimaoge，nikuaiyidiane，yaoburanfeigehuihuaiyide。”
huangmaoyibianchekaixiaotaimeiqianzai**xuebaizhongdebutiao，yibianheiheidao：“fangxinba，nihaibuzhidaowoa，zankuaizheni，feigebuhuizhidaode。”
“dengwoyunniangyunniangma，biezheji，fanzhengnimenjigejiushunizuikuaile。”
zheishi，shuchashangdelimubai，congjiezhiliquchuleyikuaiyingerquantoudaxiaojingyingtitou，sanfazheweiruoguangmangdexiapinlingshi。
xiaoshengdigu：“heihei，haha，zhongyuyoukeyiyonglingshile。”
zaizheiwanlaijijingdexiaogongyuan。
turuqilaidexiaosheng，xiandewubiguiyi，huangmaoshunjiandailidangchang。
tadalegejilingzhuanshenjiupao，yiqihecheng。
xiaotaimeiyijiushuangshoubaoshu，xiaoshengwendao：“ge，nihaolema？”
没人回应。
xiaotaimeibujiedezhuantou，jiukandaobiantikuzibianfengkuangtaocuandejimaoge。
“搞什么嘛？”
tawuyijiantaiqitou，kandaozaiweiruoguangmangxiayingshechuyizhanghaoqidelianhejiongjiongyoushendeyanjing。
“妈呀，鬼啊!!”
xiaotaimeizhuanshenjiupao，sihaomeiyourenheliulian。
limubaiyanshenyiyidekanzheyuanchuyixihuangdongdexuebai。
“wairi，dachengshijiushidachengshia，zhenhuiwan。”
……