赵家庄正在摆桌。
jintiandingqindeshicunzhangerzizhaojinlong。
zhaojinlongshadaheicuyilianmazi，zhunxinniangzizhaopingpingmeidexiangduohua。
laidecunmindouzhengzheyanjingshuolianggerenlangcainvmao。
neishikanzailecunzhangzhaofuguidemianzishang。
jucunhuanteng，putiantongqing。
zhiyouyigeren，manfubeifenhaotaotongku。
“die，niang，haierbuxiaoa，meiguomendexifuerrangrenqiangle。”
“xianzailianlaowuyeliubuzhule……”
nianfangshiba，gaokaoluobangdelibo，cazhelielewendeyanjingpianerlinzhejiandandexingli，yijiaochuaikaipobaidedijiaomen。
gangrangrendaleyidun，dangzhequancunlaoshaodemian，beijiuzhebolingziyidundazuiba。
zheidoubusuansha，libodouxiguanle。
keshidiemaleitulexuezanxiade5wancailiqian，huanlaidexifuerzhaopingping，guojitianjiuyaobeizhaojinlongneigehuobaoshangkangle。
yixiangdaozheier，liboganerdouteng。
“zeilaotian，laozikuaixiale，niyexiama？”
“rujinzhinengzhudijiao……”
“哎呦！”
mamalieliedelibo，yijiaocaikong，zaijinledijiaoli。
“zahuishier？wojideanmenjiadijiaomeizheimeshena？”
zuzuziyouluotishijimiao，zheicaiyinaodaizharuyiduizawudangzhong。
“sheitamazheimequede，naanmenjiadijiaorenglaji？”libodama！
benlaigaodujinshi，jiejinbanxia，zheihuierheidengxiahuode，gengshishadouchoubuzhe。
shenshouyitonghuala，ganjuemodaoshoulidedoushiyixiezhuantouwakuaizhileidedongxi。
zhengfachouzenmepashangqu，turantingdaoerduobianshangyounvhaizishuohuadeshengyin。
“zheixinzhaodedifanghaisuanbucuo，shiyigefeiqidedijiao，xiangbizanmenbatianjiedelajiwangzheireng，buhuibeirenfaxian。”
jinjiezheyoushilingwaiyigenvrendeshengyin，“zheitianshangdeshenxianyeshizaishitainansihoule，lajidiudeyitianbiyitianduo……”
“nijiubiebaoyuanle，yihoudingqiwangzheirengjiuxingle，yeshengdezanmenpaolaipaoqudemafan，zanmentizheixieshenxianjiejuelajiduifangwenti，hainenglaodaohaochu。”
“shuodeshi，zhiyaobubeifanrenfaxianjiumeiwenti，yaozhidaotianjiedelajidiudaofanjianneikedoushibaobei，zheiyaoshibeifanrenjianlequ，qibushiyaoniletian？”
“wuyazui，kebuyaoluanshuoa，zanmenzheikeshiqiuzhetianpengyuanshuaisizidatongletianjieyufanjiedetongdao，wanyizhendeyoulenitianzhishifasheng，zanmenlianggebidinghuibeibiandaofanjian，chengweiputongrende。”
“danggeputongrenyoushenmebuhaoa？keyitantanqing，shuoshuoai，zhaogejunxiaohuo，bubitianshangneibanghuolejiqianniandelaoshengunhaodeduo？”
“zanliangxiuxingqiannianjinletianjie，daozuihouquejishenxiandangleshihuanyatou，xiangxiangjiulaiqi……”
liboyizhenyumen，shijingdehuangzhenaodai。“buhuishishuaishaleba？”
keshishuohuadeshengyinyuelaiyueqingxi，shicongqianglibianchuanlaide。
zhanzhanweiweidemozheqiangzhanqilai，gangbaliancouguoqumomohuhude，jiukandaoqianmianyouyituanliangguang。
lianggejiaoqiaokeaishenchuanguzhuangdenvhaizi，shoulimiannazheyiduidongxi，zhengzaiwangzijilianshangreng。
“我擦！”
咣当！
yebuzhidaoshenmedongxizhenghaozazainaomenshang，dunshixueliuruzhu。
“worinidaye！”liboqihutule，chezhesangzijiuma。
qiangneibianchuanlainvrendeshengyin，“gangcaiwozenmetingdaoyourenmajieni？”
jinjiezheyoushilingwaiyigenvhaizidejiaoxiaosheng，“wokannishibeineitianpengyuanshuaijizhetengshale，huantingleba？”
然后就是一阵打闹。
“tianpengyuanshuai？shenmeguiya？”libomozhenaodaizhanleqilai。
yanzhonghuaiyizijibeizoushaledelibo，zaiyicibaliancoudaoleqiangbianshang。
tingdaonvhaizitanxideshengyin，“zheibangshenxianzhenshifudeliuyou，zheimehaodejindanzhengluzhengludewangwaireng，zheitaishanglaojundebaicaomilushouchaobenyebuyaole？”
“zhikexiya，zanmenzhishiputongdebinv，jibiebugou，bunengtunfuxiandan……”
“xiannv？xiandan？”mengranxiangdao，zheilikeshidijiao，dixiahaojimi，nalaidexiannv？
libohechuleyishenlenghan，yegubudelianshangteng，dengdaleyanzhuziwangqianglibianchou，danzheihuierzhikenleyizuini。
“呸！”
“shihuanjue，yidingshihuanjue！”
maleliangsheng，juedejiaobianshangguangdangyishengbeitifanleshenmedongxi。
shenshouyimo，youjikeyuangungundedongxi，zaiyelihaifanzhejinguang。
“buhuiba？zhendeshixiandanma？”liboyixiazijiubengleqilai
jimiaozhongzhihou，qiangyazhexinzhongdejidong，zixiduanxiangzheshoulimianneisankeyuangungundedongxi。
“yebuzhidaozhendejiade，wanyishixinxinghaoziyaoni？”
liboxutaogemeiwan，zuizhongyaoleyaoya，“sijiusi，zheimewonangdehuozhe，haiburujiusizheierni！”
suihoubazuiyizhang，gudongyishengdoujitunlexiaqu，yeshigoushichengde。
“buhao，yaosiyaosi……”
chiwanzhihoujiujuededuzilixiangzheleyibahuo，wuzangliufudoushutoule，gutoufengdouzaimaoyan。
liboyukuwulei，yiduqi，yunle！
zaiyicizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，libofaxianzhenggedijiaolimianliangtangtangde。
“wodeyanjing？”liboroulerouyanjing，zheicaifaxianbingbushidijiaoliangle，ershizijikandeqingchule。
“这是什么？”
pangbiandishangyigeqingtongdeluzi，shangmianhaizhanzhedianxueji。
zaiwangpangbianjiushiyibenshu，neizhonggudaidexianzhuangban。
“wozheishisile，haishilaotiankaiyanle？”liboshenshoujiujilezijiyigezuiba。
疼得直咧嘴。
“liqizenmezheimeda？”nieleniequantou，faxianguanjieyizhenpipabaoxiang，suishouyiquanzazailepangbiandeqiangshang，zhijietaochugedakulong。
“哦豁？”
“牛逼了！”
liboshenziruo，danbingbudaibiaonaozibulingguang，henkuaijiuyijingxiangmingbaileshiqingdeyuanwei。
“zheinashidijiaoa，zheifenmingshineilianggexiannvdaolajidedifang。”
“budui，yinggaishuoshihuishouzhan，tianjiehuishouzhan！”
liboxizizideniutouzaidishangyidunbao。
buguokexi，chuleneigeqingtongdedanlu，haiyouneibenxianzhuangshuyiwai，qitadezhenjiushilaji。
zhuantouwakuai，poyilanshan……
“tianshangdeshenxianyedouzheimequedema？”
“咋乱丢垃圾？”
suishoufanlefanneibenshu，yanjingdunshijiuliangle。
“百草密录？”
neilimiankequandoushigezhongcaoyaodexiangxijizai。
baokuobianbiefangfa，caizhaipeiyangjiqiaoyijilianzhigezhongyaowudeliucheng。
zaiwanghoufan，shenmedaogenghuozhong，shenmefengshuixiangshu，yiyingjuquan。
“longhudan，baicaowan，shengjinronggugao……”
libojiugengejingshenbingside，xuxutaotao。
shukuaisufanleyibian，limiandeneirongjuranquandoujizhule，jiugenyinzailenaoziliyiyang。
“zheinima……doushuozhishigaibianmingyun，woyoulezheibenshu，shouzhezheigetianjiehuishouzhan，neihaibushiyaofengdefengyaoyudeyu？”
“zhaojinlong，zhaofugui，haiyoumalianzi，gousheng……nimendengsiba！”
congzheierwangshang，zuzuyouqibamigao，liboqingqingxiangshangyitiao，zhijiejiudaotoule。
“niubileniubile……laozichengchaorenle！”
zhanzaidijiaomenkou，kanzhebuyuanchujijiangchengweibierenfangchandeneigelaowuzi。
liboqiangxingrenzhuleyangtiankuanghoudeyuwang，taiyanxiangcunzizhongyangweizhikanleguoqu。
zheihuierneilizhengrenaofeifan，jibianshitianhei，libohaishinenggoukandeqingqingchuchu。
zhaojinlongliezhezuiluchuyikouhuangya，heihuhudezhuazi，louzhelangdexiangduohuasidezhaopingping，zhengaigezhuozijicunlidezhangbeijingjiu。
zhaopingpingxiaodeyehentian，yidianerdoumeiyoubeixiepodeyangzi。
libojidehenqingchu，zhaopingpingtianheizhiqiankeshikukutitidegentashuoguo，ranglibodaizhezijiyuanzougaofeide。
keshilibogangdaoyuedingdidian，jiubeizhaojinlongdaizhetaneijigegoutuizijijiuzhule，daidaoquancunnannvlaoshaodemian，yidunpangzou。
beiponachulezijijialaofangzidefangqi，huanleyitiaogouming。
“都欺负我是不？”
“gounannv，mianduijifengba！”