yuanben,yiyadexingfu,yitianbuxiangpohuai。
guerchenmo,qingyuanzijichixiekui。
danzheijiahuo,dengbizishanglian。
wuzili,shunjiananjinglexialai。
mingpianpiaoluo,cengweiyibazhuazhu,yanzhongmanshinuhuo,sisidedingzheyitian。
哗!
zheilinaotengleqilai,yiyamunvqidehunshenfazhan,eryishanzeshizhongzhongyitan。
yitianguzilidexingge,tashizhidaode。
xiaoyizhijietiaojiaodama:“buzhihaodaidedongxi!”
yitianlenglengdesaoletayiyan。
neimoshiguowushushenglingdeshuangmusaoguo,hedexiaoyiyijiling。
“nitairangwoshiwangle!”yiyashenxiyikouqi,lenglengxiaodao:“niyiweizheiyangyouzhidezuowei,keyibaozhuzijidemianzi?”
“bu,nibuxing!ruguocengweishengqi,duifuxianzaideni,yirufanzhang。nibiqibanianqian,huoxuhuigengjialangbei!”
wenyan,cengweimiansehuanjieleyixie,fengqingyundanyixiao:“bushishenmeren,douzhiderangwoquduifude。yihouzhuyidian,wobuyunxuzheiyangdeshi,fashengdierci。”
“zheiyici,kanzaixiaoyamianshang,yuanliangnile。”
yiyayanzhongyouganjizhise,yiqunqinqizelimagongweiqilai。
“yidebaoyuan,zheicaishinanrendeqidua。”
“youqianyouyousuzhi,buxiangmouxieren,jianzhijiushiyitiaofenggou!”
linxiuyunlengzhelianzouleguolai:“yitian,nizouba!”
yishangangxiangkaikou,linxiuyunbiannule:“siquezi,niyaoshizaigantitashuobanjuhua,womenlianggejiulihun,nigenzhei**yiqiguokuriziqu!”
cengweiyanzhong,youyimoxingzailehuodexiaorong。
“bubile。”yitianbaishou,dao:“ba,woxianzouyibu,huitouzailaikanni。”
zheiyangdeqingjing,rangyitianyouxiexinleng。
cengwei,zaicizhanlechulai,zuoyibohaoren。
“有钱打车吗?”
“kandaomenwaitingdeaodimeiyou?wokailaide,bururangwodesijisongniyicheng?”
“haishicengweihaoa。”yiqunqinqishuodao。
“tapeizuoma?biebanidehaochejinongzangle!”xiaoyilimabuleyile,dao:“wohaidasuanzuoshangqupaizhaofagepengyouquanni,yaoshirangzhei**xianzuole,woxianqi!”
“zheiyangdehua,neijiubuhaoyisile,xiaoyibijingshizhangbei。”
cengweizuishangrucishuozhe,xinliduiyuzheigexiaoyi,yeshibishidaolejidian。
你算个什么东西?
tanachuyizhangchaopiao,xuanzaiyitianmianqian:“nazheba。”
咚咚!
这时,敲门声响起。
menkou,lizheyidaoxingganshenying。
jiaoyanyurong,shenquxiuzhangaoran,yishenbaiserongzhuangbaoguo,gengxianganlianyingqi。
liuyeyibandemeishaohengguoyanding,youwumeizisheng,neizhongzhuorandeqizhi,gengshirangputongrennanyiyikaishuangmu。
zheimoyanghejiashi,jiushibiqitamenyanzhongdefuhaocengweidouyaoqianglebushao。
“awei,tamenshilaizhaonidema?”yiyaxiayishidewendao。
neigenvrenjimei,qichanggengshiqiangda,rangrenyouxiebuganyuzhiduishi。
kandaozheiyangdenvren,cengweiyeshiyizhenxindong,suihoudao;“kenengba……gujiwojialixindehezuohuoban,zenmelaidezheimecangcu?”
henkuai,taluchulexiaorong。
yijiadoushiyiqunqionggui,zheiyangderenzhaolai,tiedingshixunzijide。
yanjing,youshangxiadaliangleduifangyibian,xinshendangyang。
太美了!
zaijiashangzheishenzhifu,yaoshinengnongdaochuangshang,bushishuangfanle?
tazhenglileyixiazijidelingdai,kuobuzouqu,kesouyisheng:“shilaizhaowode?weishenmebutiqianyuyueni。”
“guoranshizhaocengweide。”
“gaopengjieyou,wanglaiwubaidinga!”
yiqunqinqimanlianxianmuzhise。
baiyingsaolecengweiyiyan:“nisuanshenmedongxi?”
takekanqingle,zheijiahuonazheqianhuangzaiyitianmianqian,taidufeichangbuhao。
曾伟立马僵在了那。
一众亲戚:……
linxiuyunlianmangjiewei,yeyouxiebugaoxing:“neinikendingshidengcuomenle,xiaozhangshenmeni!?”
“yinggaicuobule。”baiyingyaotou,dao:“wozhaoyitianxiansheng。”
“易天!”
zhongrenhuadeyixiazhuantou,dingzheyitian。
liangrenzhijian,daodishenmeguanxi?
baiyingfaxianleyitian,kuaibuerzhi,naodaizirandixia:“shibushidaraodaoninle?”
“youshenmejishi?”yitianwendao。
“ninzhiqiandechanyeduijiegongzuo,yezaijinxingle,xuyaoninqiangezi,zuochuyixiediaozheng。”baiyingzaidao。
众人,目瞪口呆。
cengweizuijiaochouchu,nanyizhixin。
yiyamunv,xinchaoqifu……
yitianweiweidiantou:“woyedasuanzoule,xianquwaimiandengzhewoba。”
“好!”白樱点头。
yitianzhuanshen,duiyishanxiaodao:“ba,woquchulidianshiqing,zaichoushijianhuilaiba。”
yishanzheicaihuiguoshen,dao:“xiaotian,nilaoshigaosuwo,nixianzaizuoxieshenme,yebuyongwoweinidanxina。”
yitianpailepaitadeshou,dao:“baninfangxin,wozhiqianyizhizaibeifangfazhan,zuodehenbucuo。zheicihuilai,buhuijinindiurende。”
“好!好!好!”
yishanlianliandiantou,yanzhongmanshixinwei:“quba,zhengshiyaojin,zhaoshijianzaihuilai。”
“en。”yitiandiantou,youduilinxiuyundao:“ma,duobaozhongshenti。”
nikeyiwuqing,danyangwozhien,buwang。
linxiuyunturanjuedeyouxiecankui,munediantou。
“xiaoya,ruguoyoushenmekunnan,keyisuishizhaowo。”
yitianyouduiyiyaxiaolexiao,dangmuguangnuodaocengweishenshangshi,lenglexuduo:“zaiwojiarenmianqian,buyaoxuyuweishe,haohaoduidaiyiya!”
cengweihunshenyizhen,fennuyoubiequ。
zhiyuqitaren,yitiankandoubukan,zhuanshenjiuchuqule。
datinglianjingdexiangshisishuiyitan,zhongrenxintoudouzaifadou。
beirenqiaobuqideyitian,youhunqilaile?
“zheimeniuqi,heng!”xiaoyihenbushuang,mouziyizhuan:“woshuo,zheisangerenlaideyetaijishile,erqiezhuangmozuoyangde,buhuishiyitianzhaolaideyanyuanba?”
yijuhuadianxinglecengwei,talimadao:“shibushi,chuqukankanjiuzhidaole!”
“怎么说?”
“ruguozhenzheimedalaitou,zuojiakendingbuhuicha!”
cengweikuaibuerchu,zhongrenhuangmanggenshang。
quezaimenkou,zaidushayan。
yiliangpalameilatingzaizhongyang,zuoceshiyiliangluhu,youcezeshiyiliangbenchishangwu。
neijigeren,weizheyitian,henshireqingheqidai。
eryitianzezuozailepalameiladefujiashi。
qitajirenyilianyihan,gezishangcheliqu。
“zheichehenguima?”xiaoyidiguyisheng,dao:“chuleneigebenchi,qitaliangliangcheyejiuyibanbana。”
“ayi…”yigeshaonianyouxiebiyidekanletayiyan:“neiliangliangdoushihaoche,haochebingbuzhiyoubenchibaomaaodide。”
“a!?”xiaoyilianyihong。
“cheshihaochebujia,danqueshizulaide,baokuozheiqunren!”
zheishihou,cengweikaikou,rushipotianjingyiban。
众人纷纷看着他。
yilianlengxiao,dao:“zhenzhengdedalaoban,shibuhuizuozheizhongjiaopaode。erqiepalameiladelaobanyizaihoutou,yitianjingranzuodaofujiashiqule,zheibushihaoxiaoma?”
“zaishuole,neigenvrenjiranshitieshenderen,youzenmehuidanrensiji?”
“danfanyoudianpaimiandelaoban,sheihuirangmishuquzuosiji?”
“haiyou!zhenzhengdefuhaodalaoban,genbenbuxieyongpalameilazheizhongche。”
“zheichesuiranbucuo,danfangzaizheizhongchanghe,haishipaimianbugou。xianranyitiangenbenbudong,suoyihuichuxianzheizhongxijieloudong,danmanbuguowodeyanjing!”
cike,taxiangshikenanhuashen,yifantuili,rangzhongrenxinfukoufu。
“wojiushuoma!zhei**yaoshizheimeyouqian,nengrangwomenjiaoxunneimejiu?”xiaoyikaikou,dao:“xinghaoyoucengweijiechuanleta,buranbuzhidaopianwomenduojiuni。”
“weilemianzizuozheizhongshi,zhenbuyaolian!”linxiuyunnule。
siqianxianghou,yitianyaoshizhendeyouchuxile,zhiyudaoxianzaicaihuilai?
“kanlai……”yishanqingqingyaotou,neixinyerentonglecengweideshuofa。