第2章 你去娶我岳母啊!

di2zhangniququwoyuemua!

duiyusuyunqianbishi,chenxuanlandedali,yijuhuayemeifanbo。

chenxuanzheimeweiweinuonuo,suyunxiyaoleyaotou,gangcaidecankuidangranwucun,lazhesuyunqianwangdashamenkouzouqu。

jiuzaizheishi,chenxuanshoujiyouxiangqi。

一串陌生的号码。

接了电话。

“qingwenshichenxuanshaoyema?woshilishanjituandefuzerenwanhongda,xianzaininjiangjieguanlishanjituan,buzhidaonishenmeshihouyoukonglaiqianyixiaxieyi?”dianhualichuanlaigongjingdeshengyin。

“wosuishiyoukong,buguoxieyibuzheji,woxianzaiyougeshiqingxuyaonixianchuliyixia。”chenxuanyayizhuxinzhongdexiyue。

zhenggelishanjituandoushizijide,sushihuazhuanghainengnabuxiadanzi?

“ninqingshuo?”wanhongdashuodao。

“lishanjituanzhengzaizhaokaidezhaobiaohui,gongyingshangjiuxuanzesushihuazhuang。”chenxuanxiaodao。

“sushihuazhuang?jushuosushihuazhuangzijinbutaichongzu,wodanxin......”wanhongdahaimeishuowan,chenxuanjiudao:

“sushihuazhuangkeshiwolaopodechanye,nihaiyoushenmeyiwen?”chenxuanmianseyichen,shuodao。

“hao,wozhidaole!”wanhongdalikehuida。

guaduandianhuadeshihou,chenxuanjingranjiandaoyinxingfalaiyitiaoxinxi。

一串数字!

一个亿!

chenjiabukuiweidajiazu,banshixiaolvjiushigao。

jiudangchenxuanshenfenjijiangjinxinghualibianshenzhishi,yidaoshenyingjicongcongzoujinlishandasha。

zheishiyigechuanzheheisexizhuang、moyangjunlangdenanzi,takanzhesuyunxi,kuangredeshenqingbujiayanshi,zhijiejiangchenxuandangzuokongqi。

“yunxi,zaidianhualitingbomushuosushihuazhuangyoumafan,woyixiafeijijiuwangzheiligan,biedanxin,wogenlishanjituanyiweizhuguanhenshu,gangcaiwoyijingjitadadianhuale,yidingnengbangnijiejuewenti。”

“明涛?”

jiandaozheigenanzi,suyunxiyizheng,shenseweiweidongrong。

yanqiandenanzimingweizhaomingtao,shitamamaguimideerzi,zaiwailiuxue,errenmendanghudui。

tamamayizhixianqichenxuanwuneng,xiangyaojiangchenxuanganchuqu,cuohezijiyuzhaomingtaozaiyiqi。

erzhaomingtaoduiyutayeyouhaogan。

zhaomingtaojingranrenshilishanjituandegaoguan,suyunxiyouxiejiujingya。

chenxuanmeitouyizhou,yibutachu,zhanzaisuyunximianqian:“zheidianxiaoshi,woyijinglianxihao,jiubulaofannile。”

yourenxiangyaoqiangtadelaopo,takerongbude。

jiandaochenxuanjingranchuxianzaizijishenqian,zheizhongchangjingzhizaisuyunximengzhongchuxianguo。

buguosannianxiangchu,takeshizhidaochenxuanjijinjiliang,dunshifanlegebaiyan,wunaideyaoyaotou。

zhaomingtaolengleleng,suihoumanlianchaofeng:“yo,zheibushichendaruanfan?wozaojiudatingqingchu,nizaisujiasannianbaichibaihe,lianyifenzhengjinggongzuodoumeiyou,nijintiandaolishanjituan,meibeidangchengqigaiganchuqu,nidougaishaogaoxiangle,zhuangshenme?” 

zhaomingtaohuayingangluo,yiweiduanzhuangsuyadelishanjituandegongzuorenyuanjiuzouleguolai。

tamuguangzaidatingzhineisaodong,kaikouwendao:“naweishisushihuazhuangdefuzeren?”

zhaomingtaoweiweiyixiao,meixiangdaozijipengyouxiaolvtinggao,likexiaoyinyindezouguoqu:“shisongyangzhuguanrangnilaide?”

linfangtiaotiaomei,tashenweilishanjituandongshizhangmishu,songyangyigexiaoxiaodedicengzhuguannengzhihuidongta?

“woyaozhaosushihuazhuangderen。”linfangzhengchouzhaobudaosushihuazhuangderen,chenjixunwen。

zhaomingtaoyiweiduifangbuyuanyimingshuo,likexinlingshenhui,kanzhesuyunxidao:“neiweijiushisushihuazhuangdesuzong?”

suyunxijinzhangdezouguolai,kanzhezhaomingtaomanlianganji,zaipiexiangchenxuanyiyan。

ai,longyuchong,tiandizhibie。

xianran,tayiweishizhaomingtaodepengyouqilezuoyong。

“suzong,buzhidaosushihuazhuangyoumeiyouyiweichenzong?”linfangzhoumeiwendao。

“meiyou,wosushihuazhuangmeiyouxingchendegaoguan。”suyunxiduiyusushihuazhuangrenyuanjiegouleruzhizhang,jihumeiyouyouyulikehuida。

“haode,wozhidaole,sushijintianyeshilaicanjiazhaobiaodeba,womenlishanjituanyijingjuedingyusushihuazhuangdachenghezuo,nixianzaijiukeyiqusanlouhuiyishiqianyue,zhiyuneibiandejingbiao,nimenjiubuyaoqule,womenhuianpairenquchuli,zheizhonganxiangcaozuo,haiwanggeweibuyaoshengzhang。”linfangdao。

tingdaozheigejieguo,suyunximanlianjingya,shenme?bushirangtamenzhonghuojingbiaozige,ershirangtamenzhijieqianyue?

zhei......zhei......

“xiexie!xiexieni!”suyunxiganjuezhenggerendouzaizuomeng,daizheziliaolikequwangsanlouhuiyishi,tapinmingyazhizheneixindekuangxi,bianzoubianxiangzheyaozaizhongwuyanqingzhaomingtao。

canjiazhaobiaohui,sushihuazhuangyebushishinajiuwen,tadouyijingzuohaodijiazhongbiaodezhunbeile,rujinzhijieqianyue,xianran,takeyicongzhonghuoquzhengchangdeshangyeliyi。

sushihuazhuang,bujinyoujiule,erqiehainengyingli!

daolehuiyishimenkou,suyunxituranxiangqilaichenxuanhaizaixiamian,ganmangjichenxuandalegedianhua,“chenxuan,zhongwuwomenqingmingtaochifan,nizaixiamianhaohaodengwo,zhuyidiansuzhi,biejisushihuazhuangdiuren。”

huagangshuowan,suyunxidanxinchenxuanyounaoqilai,chengweixiaobing,zheiwuyishijisujiamohei,xianglexiang,yougailekou,“niheyunqiandoushanglaiba,nimengenwoyiqijinquqianyue。” 

“jie,chenxuantayoushenmezigejinqu?daoshihouzheigejiahuohuyanluanyuzenmeban?”suyunqiantingdaodianhualichuanlaideshengyin,yilianchaofeng,maikaizhangtuizoushanglouti。

“wokendingbuluanshuohua。”chenxuanlianmangxianglaopobaozheng,xianggensuyunqianyiqishangqu。

chenxuanxinzhongqiexi,shangwuhezuodeshi,yiqiansuyunxikeconglaiburangtachanhe。

linfangjiandaozheiyimuzhoulezhoumei,chenxuanbujiushixingchende?tadaliangjiyanzheigechuanzheputongdenanzi,taochushouji。

chenjiafalaidezhaopian,jushuoshichenzongsannianqianliuxiade,weishenmebushijinzhao,tasuiyouyihuo,danmeiyouduowen。

zhaopianshangdenanrenxizhuanggelv,junyifeifan,yikanbianshihaomenguizhou,yuyanqiandechenxuanqizhitianrangzhibie,danshi,zheinanren,queshishihechenxuanyouzhetongyizhanglian,jiulianbozishangdewuzidouyimoyiyang。

suiranqizhibianle,chuanzhebianle,kechenxuan,jueduijiushichenzong!

jiuzaichenxuanyaoburuloutidechanei,zhaomingtaolanzhuchenxuandequlu,biyidao:“nigefeiwugenshangquganma?jiyunxidiurenma?woquannizuihaoshixiangdian,ganjinhuiqu,balihunxieyiqianle,ayixinmuzhong,wocaishitadechenglongkuaixu。”

“neiniquwoyuemuqua,wokeshiyunxizijitiaodelaogong。”chenxuanlandedalizhaomingtao,zheizhicangyinghenfanren。